1. College Basketball a Breeding Ground for Prostitution

    Imagine coming home one day, walking into your bedroom, and finding your wife sleeping with the University of Virginia...

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  2. Tony Bennett Screws WSU, Heads to Virginia

    Congratulations to former Washington State basketball coach Tony Bennett for providing our WTF Moment of the Year. After years of deceiving everyone with his “I love Pullman” talk, ...

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  3. John Calipari Is the Gordon Bombay of NCAA Basketball

    Remember Gordon Bombay? He was the reckless coach of the peewee hockey team in Disney’s Mighty Ducks trilogy, a one-time lawyer sentenced to community service that found himself through hanging out with teenagers...

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  4. The Lord Has Louisville: An Elite Eight Interview With Jesus E. Christ (Humor)

    Moments after the Elite Eight matchup between Michigan State and Louisville came to an end, Westwood One radio corralled MSU guard Travis Walton and asked him his thoughts on the Spartans’ victory and advancement to the Final Four...

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  5. Flopping: The Ultimate Act of Terrorism

    If Homeland Security wants to catch terrorists, all they need to do is look for floppers. Manu Ginobili is a flopper, and thus a terrorist. French soccer players are terrorists, they flop too...

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  6. 2009 Seattle Mariners Preview: Infield

    We break down your 2009 Seattle Mariners position-by-position, with the start of the MLB regular season fast approaching. In our first installment, we take a look at the infielders...

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  7. Poll: Grading the '09 Seattle Mariners' commercials

    You can view all five of this year’s commercials by CLICKING HERE. Because we’re looking for something to do, we’ve decided to grade the 2009 Seattle Mariners' commercials...

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  8. Remember the NBA? My trip to a Blazers game.

    We don’t have an NBA team anymore, so I had to go to Portland to watch basketball played at its highest level (thanks, local government)...

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  9. The Curious Case of Matthew Bryan-Amaning

    Big things were expected of Matthew Bryan-Amaning this season. Washington’s sophomore power forward was expected to play key minutes for a Husky ballclub with little frontcourt depth...

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