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Gilligan Henry Dorpfeld joined March 2009

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I love Professional Wrestling!

I like to watch WWE and eat macaroni & cheese and vanilla and raspberry swirl frozen yogurt.

Wrestling is real. I don't care what anyone says. WWE wrestling is real. Any other wrestling is fake.

I like to gamble on wrestling too. My step father and I bet on the Monday night Raw matches, and he usually wins. I'll get even one day. He's taken a lot of money off me. He keeps telling me that wrestling is fake and teasing me, but I don't believe him.

I'm very smart. I have a great vocabulary and I am a former spelling bee champion. My friends call me "Skillet." Some of them do.

My step father is a bastard. I'm gonna' win that money back if it's the last thing I ever do.

Now let's talk about some Wrasslin'.

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Midget Wrestling: Entertainment or Brutal Exploitation?

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04/30/2009

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Janet Kessler said...

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Hey please check out my latest.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/295469-for-the-dallas-mavericks-life-under-the-radar-is-very-sweet?just_published=1

4 days ago

Tyler Williams said...

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ATG 3

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283504-appreciate-the-greatness-3-two-triple-threat-classics

24 days ago

Goon said...

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The NY Yankees and the media are trying to manipulate you.

Yankee propaganda must be exposed as lies and crushed before it can spread any further.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261540-exposing-the-ny-yankee-propaganda-machine

63 days ago

Legend Killer said...

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The first ever WWE and TNA Fantasy League want to join http://bleacherreport.com/articles/260288-the-first-br-tna-and-wwe-fantasy-league

65 days ago

Illya Harrell said...

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Hey Gilligan -

Another excuse for you to hit the Yankee page. After reading Goon's comments on exactly how much damage the Yankees do to the South Bronx I HAD to write this.

I even researched!

If you get a minute check it out.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/259530-new-york-yankees-bad-for-the-bronx-bad-for-baseball

Thanks.

66 days ago

Svyato Rovenchuk The Toronto Made Classic said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/247224-can-a-john-cena-vs-batista-feud-be-a-career-saver-for-batista

86 days ago

Legend Killer said...

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Check this out, it is about jeff hardys greatest moments http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244709-jeff-hardys-greatest-moments

90 days ago

Stoker said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244125-brock-lesnar-wrestling-the-mma-world-to-the-ground#comments

90 days ago

Scott Beeby said...

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I'd appreciate it if you could take a look at my latest article. In it, I discuss one of the biggest issues that I have ever brought up in my time on B/R. Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/242303-br-wrestling-community-discussion-will-wwe-ever-go-out-of-business

94 days ago

Robert Domaine said...

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Hello Gil, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero

96 days ago

manny mcloving said...

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I JUST WROTE THIS- Please read it. Its about a new standard for hiring and firing Gm and Coaches in the NBA

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/237691-the-new-standard-for-hiring-and-firing-nba-coaches-and-gm-tm

102 days ago

Farooq Ahmed said...

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Was Fedor's Contract With Strikeforce Helped By EA Sports?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/232336-was-fedors-contract-with-strikeforce-helped-by-ea-sports?just_published=1

111 days ago

JW Nix said...

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check this out:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231831-past-news-present-stain-future-shame

112 days ago

Graham said...

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Hey GHD,

Here's pt. 2 of that Bill Russell series. Hope you enjoy it!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231667-the-man-behind-the-rings-the-story-of-bill-russell-pt-2

113 days ago

Tyler Williams said...

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Please take a look at this INSPIRATION STORY THAT CAN NOT BE PASSED UP.

I will very much appreciat it if you take a look and share your thoughts and opinion.

Thank you

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/230599-an-inspiration-story-a-friendship-not-chosen-but-was-bound-to-happen

115 days ago

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B/R Alter Egos: What Are They, and Why …

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Midget Wrestling: Entertainment or Brut…

Received 50 comments • July 30, 2009
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B/R Alter Egos: What Are They, and Why …

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Why B/R Writer Ranking Rules Must Change

Received 1,000 Reads • April 30, 2009

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