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I love Professional Wrestling!

I like to watch WWE and eat macaroni & cheese and vanilla and raspberry swirl frozen yogurt.

Wrestling is real. I don't care what anyone says. WWE wrestling is real. Any other wrestling is fake.

I like to gamble on wrestling too. My step father and I bet on the Monday night Raw matches, and he usually wins. I'll get even one day. He's taken a lot of money off me. He keeps telling me that wrestling is fake and teasing me, but I don't believe him.

I'm very smart. I have a great vocabulary and I am a former spelling bee champion. My friends call me "Skillet." Some of them do.

My step father is a bastard. I'm gonna' win that money back if it's the last thing I ever do.

Now let's talk about some Wrasslin'.

Gilligan's Recent Articles

Midget Wrestling: Entertainment or Brutal Exploitation?

Published 3 months ago
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B/R Alter Egos: What Are They, and Why Are They Here?

Published 6 months ago
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Why B/R Writer Ranking Rules Must Change

Published 6 months ago
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by Tyler
5 days ago

ATG 3

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/283504-appreciate-the-greatness-3-two-triple-threat-classics
by Goon
about 1 month ago

The NY Yankees and the media are trying to manipulate you.

Yankee propaganda must be exposed as lies and crushed before it can spread any further.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/261540-exposing-the-ny-yankee-propaganda-machine
by Canadian
about 1 month ago

The first ever WWE and TNA Fantasy League want to join http://bleacherreport.com/articles/260288-the-first-br-tna-and-wwe-fantasy-league
by Illya
about 1 month ago

Hey Gilligan -

Another excuse for you to hit the Yankee page. After reading Goon's comments on exactly how much damage the Yankees do to the South Bronx I HAD to write this.

I even researched!

If you get a minute check it out.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/259530-new-york-yankees-bad-for-the-bronx-bad-for-baseball

Thanks.
by Svyato Rovenchuk
2 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/247224-can-a-john-cena-vs-batista-feud-be-a-career-saver-for-batista
by Canadian
2 months ago

Check this out, it is about jeff hardys greatest moments http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244709-jeff-hardys-greatest-moments
by Stoker
2 months ago

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/244125-brock-lesnar-wrestling-the-mma-world-to-the-ground#comments
by Scott
2 months ago

I'd appreciate it if you could take a look at my latest article. In it, I discuss one of the biggest issues that I have ever brought up in my time on B/R. Thanks!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/242303-br-wrestling-community-discussion-will-wwe-ever-go-out-of-business
by Robert
2 months ago

Hello Gil, I would like you to take a look at this article and leave your support in the comment area. I would love to see this story make a difference. Pass it around! Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224275-ny-giants-george-martin-the-forgotten-hero
by manny
2 months ago

I JUST WROTE THIS- Please read it. Its about a new standard for hiring and firing Gm and Coaches in the NBA

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/237691-the-new-standard-for-hiring-and-firing-nba-coaches-and-gm-tm
by Farooq
3 months ago

Was Fedor's Contract With Strikeforce Helped By EA Sports?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/232336-was-fedors-contract-with-strikeforce-helped-by-ea-sports?just_published=1
by JW
3 months ago

check this out:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231831-past-news-present-stain-future-shame
by Graham
3 months ago

Hey GHD,

Here's pt. 2 of that Bill Russell series. Hope you enjoy it!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/231667-the-man-behind-the-rings-the-story-of-bill-russell-pt-2
by Tyler
3 months ago

Please take a look at this INSPIRATION STORY THAT CAN NOT BE PASSED UP.

I will very much appreciat it if you take a look and share your thoughts and opinion.

Thank you

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/230599-an-inspiration-story-a-friendship-not-chosen-but-was-bound-to-happen
by Tyler
3 months ago

Enter The Dungeon: If You DARE

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/229293-the-hart-family-dungeon-enter-if-you-dare

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