1. I'd Rather Have My Daughter a Lady of the Night Than My Son a Dodger Fan

    When I first heard my dad utter those words, I nearly pissed myself. It came out so random, so out of the blue, that it couldn't have been funnier if the funniest man on earth had said it...

    Default-user-icon-comment Written by Leftyinthepen about 5 years ago 411 reads 4 comments

  2. Bandwagon Fans, Demand Your Civil Rights!

    Okay bandwagon fans, I am here for you. I see your plight, and I am okay with it. For years you have been laughed at, made fun of, and ostracized from the "real fan" clique, just because ...

    Default-user-icon-comment Written by Leftyinthepen about over 5 years ago 141 reads 1 comments

  3. The BCS, Made by Real Men of Genius

    Remember those Bud commercials? The Real Men of Genius? Here is one for the BCS. Here's to you, BCS. The only sports governing body where the number of votes your team gets is more important than the number of games you won...

    Default-user-icon-comment Written by Leftyinthepen about over 5 years ago 240 reads 29 comments

  4. A Spring Training Kind of Life

    Spring training is by far one of the best times of the year. If any of you have ever had the privilege to attend a spring training game, you have probably walked away feeling better about the game of baseball than when you arrived...

    Default-user-icon-comment Written by Leftyinthepen about over 5 years ago 59 reads 0 comments

  5. Padre Fans, This Is Going To Be a Very Long Season

    I don't know what is worse, having both Peavy and Hoffman (twice) on the mound when all we needed was three outs to secure a playoff berth in 2007, or losing 99 games in 2008. It's been an ugly run since that horrible weekend in Milwaukee...

    Default-user-icon-comment Written by Leftyinthepen about over 5 years ago 112 reads 0 comments