Fact #1: I am a girl.
Fact #2: It's quite possible I know more about sports than you.
Fact #3: If fact #2 is believed to be false, I can make you believe otherwise by (a) dazzling/distracting you with my wits and/or (b) distracting you in general then running away
Fact #4: I heckle/trash talk like it's my job
Fact #5: I got first place and won $500 in an otherwise all-male fantasy football league in 2011-2012
Fact #6: I am never wrong
Fact #7: I am never right
Fact #8: I encourage you to argue with me, especially if you are a tree stump
Fact #9: I am one of few people who was born, raised, and still lives in the beautiful albeit politically backward state of Arizona
Fact #10: In addition to what I do here, every day I'm shufflin'.

I love the Arizona Cardinals, Arizona Wildcats, Phoenix Suns, Arizona Diamondbacks, and GQ quarterbacks. I also am a fan of the Thunder, Celtics, early 2000s Sacramento Kings, the Baltimore Ravens, and the NY Jets...which has nothing to do with the way super statistically stellar QB Senor Sanchize looks with his helmet off.

Also, being an Arizona sports fan is ROUGH. Apparently, our collective salary cap between the NFL, NBA and MLB teams is somewhere in the range of TWENTY dollars. So ridiculous!