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UFC Undisputed 2009: A Random Goldfish Review

Maaannnn...you just got knocked the fuck out! As Fourth and Fifty continues to diversity its portfolio, we’re penetrating new target markets, mainly this one...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 220 reads 0 comments
May 25th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Support the Troops)

The one where we support our troops… Happy Memorial Day! Regardless of how you feel about our current military campaigns, when it comes to our brothers and sisters struggling to make the ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 44 reads 0 comments
May 22nd Houston Sports FaF Smear (and the NBA Hype Machine)

Captain Obvious is here to save the day! 2 Dudes, 1 Basket Psssssssst… I’m going to tell you a secret. You have to promise you’re not going to tell anyone though… Ok? LeBron James ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 79 reads 0 comments
I've Got Some Major Wood

The glorious(?) return of Moose Knuckle. Sorry I have not been around for a while. I’ve been preparing for a momentous occasion. Tomorrow, I will undergo X-Ray vision correction surgery...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 12 reads 0 comments
May 21st Houston Sports Update (And FaF Annual Report)

The one where we do full frontal disclosure… Our mentor, financial advisor, and lover. Gentlemen and Lady (who is probably a gentleman living in his parents basement), thank you for your presence ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 8 reads 0 comments
Sports Radio 610 Drank Our Milkshake

Sports Radio 610 is a Bastard in a Basket. Here is the thing – we don’t demand much other than money bitches fame 3 people to know how cool and smarmy we are. We’re pretty low-maintenance...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 28 reads 0 comments
The FAFU: Fat Bastards, Whores, and Your Average Life

The FaFU is the best link “dump” that you’ve never seen before. It’s a mix of sports, pop culture and complete and utter nonsense all mixed up like bad seafood in your stomach, and ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 43 reads 0 comments
May 20th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Boo, Lakers)

Hooray BEER!! It's the Birdman, daddy, I'm Fly in any weather I am actually starting this post for Wednesday at half-time of the Nuggets/Lakers bout. Denver has already given up a ten point lead and are now down by one at the end of the second half

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 92 reads 2 comments
Brett Favre Saga Claims Another Victim

"I iz brokan hearteded." When will this madness end? Has Brett Favre no heart?! I’m not talking “heart” in the “he plays with heart, he’s a gunslinger” ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 10 reads 0 comments
May 19th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Antigone)

The one where: Culture Alert – The following contains non-sports information. Come with me, Fourth and Fifty soldiers, to the land of theatre (with an “re,” it’s more authentic that way)...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 21 reads 0 comments
Blatant Homerism Alert: Manchester United Win 18th Premier League Title

We interrupt our widespread homerism to bring you a different kind of widespread homerism. On Saturday, with a 0-0 tie against hated Arsenal, Manchester United (not the West University United ...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 474 reads 0 comments
May 18th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Rockets Die; Moose Knuckle Lives)

The one where we are proud of you, boys… Wubbie dubbie? Ambivalence reigns supreme in FaF-ville. The Rockets are dead. But rising like a phoenix from their ashes, Moose Knuckle lives! (Check the comments section in that link...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 40 reads 0 comments
The Random Triathlete

This post might strike you as self-indulgent, but please remember that we are a blog about penii sports cocks. If we weren’t self-indulgent, we’d have our blog charter revoked...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 59 reads 0 comments
Jose Canseco Vindicated! By One Person.

Nobody knows what it’s like to be the bad man. To be the sad man. Behind blue eyes. Can a brotha get a witness? More than one? Van Gogh. Kafka. Mozart. Moose Knuckle...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 31 reads 0 comments
Natalie Gulbis' Competition Getting Stiffer for Top Golf Babes

Inspired by Reginald Blackstone’s unimaginative post yesterday, where he failed to put sports and babes together to make sports babes, I would like to announce our new golf crush. (Just kidding Reginald...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 293 reads 0 comments
May 15th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Rockets WIN!)

The one where Avery Johnson has GOT to be one of Santa’s elves. Shake your finger, Carl Landry. Shake it until it flies off from the knuckle. (Above video, if you didn’t catch that.) Tonight’s game was definitely satisfying...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 37 reads 0 comments
May 14th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Plus Kate Gosselin)

The one where I take steriods and bitch about the worst woman in the world. The worstest person in the world. Watch this video first. WATCH IT NOW...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 600 reads 0 comments
Houston Rockets: Living on a Prayer

I do not want to talk about Game Five, even though I am contractually obligated to. The past is the past, and our name is our name. Let’s get it over with. It was a bad loss, but it was just a loss, and one that everyone expected...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 86 reads 2 comments
May 13th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and I Don't Want to Talk About It)

The one where seriously, read the title, I don’t want to talk about it. Can I look? I don't wanna. We all saw it coming. Didn’t we? Just take a scroll down...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 12 reads 0 comments
Roger Clemens Denying Steroids

The one where Roger loses a little more credibility for not making sense. Roger Clemens spoke out today on ESPN’s Mike and Mike. When asked if he had ever used steroids or HGH, at one point he said, “You know guys, just let me add to it...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 16 reads 0 comments
Dallas Cowboys Fans Are Crazy (The Kimberly Shanks Redemption)

Kimberly Shanks husband to death (Zing!) A woman in Dallas reportedly killed her husband over the volume of a Cowboys game last December. This creates a huge dilemma for me...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 54 reads 0 comments
May 12th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Mavericks Live to See Another Game)

The one where the… two, three, GO! sofakingdrunk.com - need I say more? I’m not willing to go so far as ESPN.com and call this “inspired” victory. “Desperate” is a better word...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 4 reads 0 comments
Rockets-Lakers: NBA Conspiracy Will Prevent Houston from Winning Series

The Rockets brutally raped the Lakers yesterday. Don’t let the 12-point margin of victory fool you. We were up by 27 at one point, and had at least a 20 point gap for a long stretch in the second half...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 190 reads 2 comments
Rockets-Lakers: Kobe Bryant and His Dodge Stratus Scare Me

I drive a Dodge Stratus! That isn’t some sort of pun or triple entendre. Kobe Bryant is a mean, vindictive asshole who takes everything personally—and he is going to come out and break shit in Game Five...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 190 reads 0 comments
Rockets-Lakers, Game Four: The Lob Seen 'Round the Country

Is it too soon to say “I told you so?” Well, I did, so there. I thought that the Rockets would be able to steal Game Four away from the Lakers today, even without Yao Ming...

Written by Fourth and Fifty about 6 months ago 181 reads 1 comments

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Fourth and Fifty Article Archive

UFC Undisputed 2009: A Random Goldfish Review

May 25th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Support the Troops)

May 22nd Houston Sports FaF Smear (and the NBA Hype Machine)

I've Got Some Major Wood

May 21st Houston Sports Update (And FaF Annual Report)

Sports Radio 610 Drank Our Milkshake

The FAFU: Fat Bastards, Whores, and Your Average Life

May 20th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Boo, Lakers)

Brett Favre Saga Claims Another Victim

May 19th Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Antigone)

Blatant Homerism Alert: Manchester United Win 18th Premier League Title

May 18th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Rockets Die; Moose Knuckle Lives)

The Random Triathlete

Jose Canseco Vindicated! By One Person.

Natalie Gulbis' Competition Getting Stiffer for Top Golf Babes

May 15th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Rockets WIN!)

May 14th Houston Sports FaF Smear (Plus Kate Gosselin)

Houston Rockets: Living on a Prayer

May 13th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and I Don't Want to Talk About It)

Roger Clemens Denying Steroids

Dallas Cowboys Fans Are Crazy (The Kimberly Shanks Redemption)

May 12th: Houston Sports FaF Smear (and Mavericks Live to See Another Game)

Rockets-Lakers: NBA Conspiracy Will Prevent Houston from Winning Series

Rockets-Lakers: Kobe Bryant and His Dodge Stratus Scare Me

Rockets-Lakers, Game Four: The Lob Seen 'Round the Country

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