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Tiger Woods' Wife Hires Drew Rosenhaus To Renegotiate Pre-Nup (SATIRE)

In the wake of her husband Tiger’s admission of infidelities, Elin Woods has hired super agent Drew Rosenhaus to renegotiate her pre-nuptual agreement...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 1 day ago 1,943 reads 4 comments
The Most Important Position in Professional Sports: Fan

I was talking about the Phillies' chances in the World Series last week at work. I told a co-worker, “I think we have a good chance of sweeping the Yankees.” (Obviously, that was wrong, but that isn’t the point here...

Written by Geoff Crawley about about 1 month ago 112 reads 3 comments
Week Four NFL Picks Against the Spread plus Two College Picks

No coin flip picks this week. The good news is that I was 9-7 versus the spread in the NFL last week and 1-0 in college. The bad news is I missed my first STONE COLD LEAD PIPE LOCK(tm) and UPSET SPECIAL...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 2 months ago 800 reads 3 comments
Week Three NFL Picks Plus One College Pick

So I'm thinking I may just start flipping a coin. I mean, after an 8-8 week (plus missing on the college pick), it can't be any worse, right? Well, I did hit on both the UPSET SPECIAL and STONE ...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 2 months ago 248 reads 10 comments
Washington Redskins' Season Preview 2009

The 2009 Washington Redskins look eerily familiar to the 2008 version, which, depending on your perspective, can be a good or a bad thing...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 2 months ago 253 reads 6 comments
Four Teams That Can Derail The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Train

I am already on record predicting the Eagles to win Super Bowl XLIV. Since that prediction, the Eagles have lost Jim Johnson, Stewart Bradley and Cornelius Ingram. They have added Michael Vick, and may be starting a rookie at free safety...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 2 months ago 599 reads 32 comments
Confessions of a Seminoles Fan: Tim Tebow Is the Greatest of All Time

OK, maybe not yet. But after he leads the Gators to their first ever undefeated season, wins his third national title, and wins his second Heisman Trophy, he will remove all doubt. I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 3 months ago 480 reads 31 comments
Sean Landeta Irate That Eagles Let Michael Vick Wear Number Seven

In an angry, tear filled press conference, ex-Eagle/Giant/Ram/Buccaneer/Packer/USFL Star punter Sean Landeta lambasted the Philadelphia Eagles for allowing new quarterback Michael Vick to wear number seven...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 3 months ago 975 reads 74 comments
Brad Lidge Continues Relentless Pursuit Of Blown Saves Record

With his Major League leading eighth blown save, Philadelphia Phillies closer Brad Lidge is ever closer to fulfilling his boyhood dream of being in the record books for most blown saves in a single season...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 3 months ago 1,484 reads 36 comments
With Brett Myers Returning Soon, a Dear Brad Conversation with Lidge

Hey, Brad, you got a second? We, the fans of Philadelphia, just wanted to say thanks. Thanks, Brad, for the magical perfect ride last season...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 3 months ago 315 reads 79 comments
Sixers Trade Samuel Dalembert To Los Angeles For Candace Parker And A Throwback

The Philadelphia 76ers today traded disgruntled center Samuel Dalembert to the Los Angeles Sparks for star power forward Candace Parker and a throwback jersey from Hall of Fame center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 4 months ago 1,546 reads 80 comments
Pedro Martinez to Make Rehab Start Versus Washington Nationals (Humor)

Unable to locate a Double-A team with space on its schedule, the Philadelphia Phillies have secured the Washington Nationals as an opponent for newly signed pitcher Pedro Martinez's rehab start next week...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 4 months ago 508 reads 51 comments
The Phillies Have to Trade For Roy Halladay? Not So Fast, My Friend

Roy Halladay is the best pitcher in baseball. Let’s get that out of the way right now. It isn’t that he wouldn’t make the Phillies World Series favorites; he absolutely would...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 4 months ago 666 reads 40 comments
Philadelphia Beats Cincinnati By Three Touchdowns (SATIRE)

In a laugher, the Philadelphia Phillies beat the Cincinnati Reds by three touchdowns last night, 22-1, led by a stunning 95-yard interception return for one of the touchdowns by cornerback Shane Victorino...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 4 months ago 151 reads 40 comments
Barack Obama to Mets: "Go Cure Malaria Like You Cured the Phillies" (Satire)

After watching the New York Mets be swept by the Philadelphia Phillies again, President Barack Obama made his boldest move yet of his young presidency...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 5 months ago 334 reads 65 comments
Cristiano Ronaldo Weeps, Barcelona Wins Champions League

Manchester United has the reigning FIFA player of the year. They have the defense and strength to keep the stallion of Barcelona at bay. They have the skill up front to beat Las Blaugranas. They are the best club in the best league on earth...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 6 months ago 729 reads 15 comments
Why the 1991 Philadelphia Eagles Are My Favorite Team

I can count with one finger the number of times I've seen my father cry. It was Sept. 1, 1991—a warm, late summer day in Northern Virginia where we lived...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 6 months ago 727 reads 80 comments
The (Mock) B/R Interview: Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Kevin Kolb

We wanted to interview the next great quarterback of the Philadelphia Eagles. We don’t know who that is, so we’ll talk to Kevin Kolb instead. 1...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 6 months ago 475 reads 44 comments
2009 Philadelphia Eagles Preview

I hear you. "Don't do it, Geoff," you say. "You're gonna jinx 'em," you say. "It's too early," you say. Fact is, that horse left the barn right after the draft. I am already on record with the Eagles winning Super Bowl XLIV...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 6 months ago 758 reads 46 comments
ESPN Reports Manny Ramirez To Be Suspended 50 Games for Positive Test

ESPN reports that OF Manny Ramirez will be suspended 50 games for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs. Much to the shock of no one, Ramirez suspension comes while the Dodgers are off to the hottest home start in baseball history...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 228 reads 14 comments
Donovan McNabb Brokers Middle East Peace, Booed for Taking So Long (Satire)

After years of searching for a peace agreement, President Barack Obama held a press conference today to announce that Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb brokered Mid-East peace via cell phone while in his Arizona home...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 1,686 reads 44 comments
Orlando Magic Superman Suspended for Game Six Versus Philadelphia 76ers

Kryptonite has struck the Orlando Magic. ESPN reports that Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard has been suspended from Thursday night's Game Six in Philadelphia. This is as a result of a first quarter elbow to the head of Sixers, center Samuel Dalembert..

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 215 reads 25 comments
Kansas City Chiefs Trade Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta Falcons for Second-Round Pick

The Kansas City Chiefs have traded 10-time Pro Bowler Tony Gonzalez to the Atlanta Falcons for a 2010 second-round draft pick. The dream of McNabb-to-Gonzalez is over for Eagles fans...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 104 reads 20 comments
Why Do People Hate Philadelphia Eagles Fans?

Chicago Cubs fans are lovable losers. We are obnoxious blowhards. Buffalo Bills fans are fiery and passionate. We are ignorant and emotional. Washington Redskins fans are knowledgeable. We are stupid and undeserving...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 820 reads 196 comments
Philadelphia Eagles Looking Hard at Knowshon Moreno

I gotta stop watching ESPN at the gym in the morning. Once again, I nearly fell off my elliptical when ESPN's Sal Paolantonio reported that the Eagles are looking to draft Georgia running back ...

Written by Geoff Crawley about 7 months ago 553 reads 67 comments

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Geoff Crawley Article Archive

Tiger Woods' Wife Hires Drew Rosenhaus To Renegotiate Pre-Nup (SATIRE)

The Most Important Position in Professional Sports: Fan

Week Four NFL Picks Against the Spread plus Two College Picks

Week Three NFL Picks Plus One College Pick

Washington Redskins' Season Preview 2009

Four Teams That Can Derail The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl Train

Confessions of a Seminoles Fan: Tim Tebow Is the Greatest of All Time

Sean Landeta Irate That Eagles Let Michael Vick Wear Number Seven

Brad Lidge Continues Relentless Pursuit Of Blown Saves Record

With Brett Myers Returning Soon, a Dear Brad Conversation with Lidge

Sixers Trade Samuel Dalembert To Los Angeles For Candace Parker And A Throwback

Pedro Martinez to Make Rehab Start Versus Washington Nationals (Humor)

The Phillies Have to Trade For Roy Halladay? Not So Fast, My Friend

Philadelphia Beats Cincinnati By Three Touchdowns (SATIRE)

Barack Obama to Mets: "Go Cure Malaria Like You Cured the Phillies" (Satire)

Cristiano Ronaldo Weeps, Barcelona Wins Champions League

Why the 1991 Philadelphia Eagles Are My Favorite Team

The (Mock) B/R Interview: Philadelphia Eagles Quarterback Kevin Kolb

2009 Philadelphia Eagles Preview

ESPN Reports Manny Ramirez To Be Suspended 50 Games for Positive Test

Donovan McNabb Brokers Middle East Peace, Booed for Taking So Long (Satire)

Orlando Magic Superman Suspended for Game Six Versus Philadelphia 76ers

Kansas City Chiefs Trade Tony Gonzalez to Atlanta Falcons for Second-Round Pick

Why Do People Hate Philadelphia Eagles Fans?

Philadelphia Eagles Looking Hard at Knowshon Moreno

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