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Tiger Not Out of Woods Yet with Lame Website Statement

Tiger Woods is finally being brought to his knees. Augusta couldn't do it. Pebble Beach, neither. Nor could any of the vaunted courses across the pond. A four-stroke deficit on a Sunday doesn't faze Woods, either...

Written by Greg Eno about 1 day ago 384 reads 4 comments
Hey NFL! Leave Detroit's Thanksgiving Day Game Alone

I’m going to make a preemptive strike here. An end-around, if you will, to head them off at the pass. I’m getting my own iron hot. Not enough time to wait for others to reach the proper temp...

Written by Greg Eno about 3 days ago 283 reads 15 comments
Matthew Stafford's Legendary Tale Gets Rewritten by Packers

Cinderella's coach really did turn back into a pumpkin. Hansel and Gretel got caught after all. None of the pigs got around to building a joint out of brick. John Elway's legend is safe once again...

Written by Greg Eno about 4 days ago 201 reads 0 comments
This Is What I'm Thankful For....

Time to give thanks. I suppose I can muster up the will to do that. It's only once a year, after all. So, here goes... I'm thankful for Army-Navy, even though I never watch it. I'm thankful for Brandon Inge...

Written by Greg Eno about 6 days ago 17 reads 0 comments
Last Night On "The Knee Jerks": A Football Extravaganza!

First, a semi-major announcement—“The Knee Jerks” will be moving up a couple of hours! Beginning Dec. 14, you’ll be able to get your jerkosity two hours earlier...

Written by Greg Eno about 7 days ago 156 reads 0 comments
Tonight On "The Knee Jerks": Football Frenzy, College and Pro Style!

It'll be a cornucopia of football tonight on "The Knee Jerks," the weekly Blog Talk Radio gabfest I co-host with Big Al Beaton of The Wayne Fontes Experience ...

Written by Greg Eno about 8 days ago 85 reads 0 comments
Tell Me Another Fable: Detroit Lions Win with 0:00 Left

Someday, they’ll have Ford Field’s capacity up to a quarter million, for as many people who will claim to have been there. The Cleveland Browns will be defending league champions. Matthew Stafford will have been carried onto the field on a stretcher...

Written by Greg Eno about 8 days ago 367 reads 6 comments
Cecil Fielder's Home Run Joyride Nearly 20 Years Ago

I’m a little early on this, I admit. I’m jumping the gun, but this time they can’t call me back to the starting blocks. You heard it here first, then...

Written by Greg Eno about 10 days ago 112 reads 2 comments
Michigan-Ohio State Not All That Anymore

They’re putting a Michigan-Ohio State football game on this Saturday, right on schedule. The third Saturday in November, usually. You used to circle the date. Now you happen upon it, by accident...

Written by Greg Eno about 10 days ago 892 reads 8 comments
Brendan Shanahan: Not Your Typical Hockey Player

Brendan Shanahan shouldn’t have been a hockey player. He should have been tasting wine, or taking in the theater. Or maybe he should have been in the aisle behind you at the bookstore, helping ...

Written by Greg Eno about 13 days ago 1,569 reads 19 comments
Last Night On "The Knee Jerks": Red Wings Good, Lions Not So Much

First, a semi-major announcement: “The Knee Jerks” will be moving up a couple of hours! Beginning Dec. 14, you’ll be able to get your jerkosity two hours earlier...

Written by Greg Eno about 14 days ago 42 reads 0 comments
Tonight on "The Knee Jerks": Detroit Red Wings-Heavy Episode

It's a hockey-centric episode tonight (Monday) on "The Knee Jerks," my weekly gabfest on Blog Talk Radio with my co-host, Al Beaton , as we talk all things Detroit Red Wings and NHL with Kahn...

Written by Greg Eno about 15 days ago 87 reads 0 comments
Detroit Lions Pour More Losing Concrete in Minneapolis Stinker

The Lions proved once again that they have a losing foundation. The mix that was poured to create it includes an impressive blend of poor blocking, miserable tackling, and an obscene pass rush and coverage...

Written by Greg Eno about 15 days ago 120 reads 4 comments
Curtis Granderson is No "Untouchable" as Trade Talks Swirl

Curtis Granderson is a nice guy. He’s the kind of man any father would be thrilled to have his daughter marry. He is one of the true ambassadors of baseball, and I don’t throw those kinds of words around willy-nilly...

Written by Greg Eno about 17 days ago 322 reads 5 comments
Ben Wallace Giving Detroit Pistons Great Minutes, but Too Many

Ben Wallace is a 35-year-old NBA big man who is playing like he’s 25. For now. There’s been a lot of ballyhoo over Wallace, who the Pistons snatched from the jaws of retirement last summer and signed for a league pittance...

Written by Greg Eno about 20 days ago 488 reads 7 comments
Last Night on “The Knee Jerks”: The Lions' Report Cards are in...

Believe it or not, half of the Lions’ 16-game NFL schedule has been played, so after a suggestion from Big Al Beaton, my co-host on the weekly gabfest “The Knee Jerks” , we gathered around the campfire, and had ourselves a mid-season review...

Written by Greg Eno about 21 days ago 236 reads 8 comments
Losing-Cultured Lions Have No Idea How to Handle Lead, Wither Against Seahawks

The Lions blew a game on Sunday, but you can hardly blame them. It wasn’t exactly a familiar situation for them. The Lions lost, and those betting that the Seahawks would cover their 10-point ...

Written by Greg Eno about 22 days ago 196 reads 1 comments
Pat LaFontaine was Missed, but Detroit Red Wings Did OK with Steve Yzerman

He played hockey in Waterford, growing up in the northern Oakland County burg in the 1970s—a decade of horrors when it came to his local team, the Detroit Red Wings...

Written by Greg Eno about 24 days ago 185 reads 1 comments
Hockey Palaces Like Detroit's Olympia Stadium Sadly Extinct Nowadays

They don't make arenas like Olympia Stadium anymore. Hell, they don't make buildings like it anymore.I don't know of any place where an escalator lifts you up at an 80 degree angle, which it ...

Written by Greg Eno about 27 days ago 1,151 reads 8 comments
Detroit Lions Serve Notice to St. Louis Rams, NFL: We're STILL No. 32!

All those Jim Zorn haters out there ought to rev up their engines again. They ought to bang down Redskins owner Dan Snyder's door, and demand that Zorn get the ziggy...

Written by Greg Eno about 29 days ago 358 reads 12 comments
Lack of “Franchise” Defensive Lineman Detroit Lions' Bane for Decades

Football has had a fascination with the morose when it comes to handing out monikers to the game’s greatest defensive platoons. We’ve had Steel Curtains and Doomsday and Purple People Eaters...

Written by Greg Eno about about 1 month ago 186 reads 4 comments
Don't the Phillies Know That Philadelphia Is City of Chumps, Not Champs?

They don’t win championships in Philadelphia. If they do, it’s a fluke—something that someone pulled over on God. Every three decades or so, one of the teams will screw up the ecosystem and snatch a title out from under fate’s nose...

Written by Greg Eno about about 1 month ago 600 reads 49 comments
Are the Detroit Tigers Caught in the Middle for 2010?

Strength in the middle. It’s been bantered about in all the major team sports. NBA championships, folks used to say by rote, can’t be won without a dominant big man clogging up the middle...

Written by Greg Eno about about 1 month ago 146 reads 1 comments
Red Wing Chris Osgood's No. 30 Ought to Hang from Rafters Post-Retirement

So this much we know. One evening, in the not-too-distant future, fans will look to the rafters at Joe Louis Arena—or wherever the Red Wings will be playing by then—and see a large red "jersey" with a white No...

Written by Greg Eno about about 1 month ago 476 reads 14 comments
Detroit Lions: Momma Said There'd Still Be More Days Like This

Things are apparently so bad with the Lions that they don’t even show up for their games anymore. The Lions yesterday set football back in Detroit all the way to…2008...

Written by Greg Eno about about 1 month ago 270 reads 1 comments

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Greg Eno Article Archive

Tiger Not Out of Woods Yet with Lame Website Statement

Hey NFL! Leave Detroit's Thanksgiving Day Game Alone

Matthew Stafford's Legendary Tale Gets Rewritten by Packers

This Is What I'm Thankful For....

Last Night On "The Knee Jerks": A Football Extravaganza!

Tonight On "The Knee Jerks": Football Frenzy, College and Pro Style!

Tell Me Another Fable: Detroit Lions Win with 0:00 Left

Cecil Fielder's Home Run Joyride Nearly 20 Years Ago

Michigan-Ohio State Not All That Anymore

Brendan Shanahan: Not Your Typical Hockey Player

Last Night On "The Knee Jerks": Red Wings Good, Lions Not So Much

Tonight on "The Knee Jerks": Detroit Red Wings-Heavy Episode

Detroit Lions Pour More Losing Concrete in Minneapolis Stinker

Curtis Granderson is No "Untouchable" as Trade Talks Swirl

Ben Wallace Giving Detroit Pistons Great Minutes, but Too Many

Last Night on “The Knee Jerks”: The Lions' Report Cards are in...

Losing-Cultured Lions Have No Idea How to Handle Lead, Wither Against Seahawks

Pat LaFontaine was Missed, but Detroit Red Wings Did OK with Steve Yzerman

Hockey Palaces Like Detroit's Olympia Stadium Sadly Extinct Nowadays

Detroit Lions Serve Notice to St. Louis Rams, NFL: We're STILL No. 32!

Lack of “Franchise” Defensive Lineman Detroit Lions' Bane for Decades

Don't the Phillies Know That Philadelphia Is City of Chumps, Not Champs?

Are the Detroit Tigers Caught in the Middle for 2010?

Red Wing Chris Osgood's No. 30 Ought to Hang from Rafters Post-Retirement

Detroit Lions: Momma Said There'd Still Be More Days Like This

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