Joe Jensen

Joe Jensen

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About

I'm a Philadelphia Eagles fan. I live on the Central Coast of California where I grew up, and I'm finishing up my MA here at Cal Poly SLO. I love responding to people's articles. I'm a basketball nut, but there's nothing in the world I love more than talking football. Forgive me if I don't write many articles. I probably write more interesting responses than articles. Nobdody knows the game where live except for most of my friends, and I already know what they have to say about most of these topics. I just appreciate being able to go somewhere where I can talk sports with people that pay attention to what's going on.

I played sports most of my life. I have alot of friends that I played HS & college ball with that made it to the next level, so I feel like that might've been in my future as well. Unfortunately, my playing career was shut down by a major car accident. I've been coaching ever since. I've coached a Semi Pro team for 7 years, and when I'm done with school I plan to someday work my way through the collegiate ranks and into the NFL.

Short List

  • Favorite Athletes

    Brian Dawkins and Brandon Roy, Randall Cunningham, Tony Dorsett, Charles Barkley, and Jamal Mashburn

  • Favorite Sports Teams

    Philadelphia Eagles, Portland Trailblazers, Hawaii Warriors, and all Pac-10 teams

  • Favorite Coaches

    Jim Johnson - I love the way he's not afraid to engage so many guys and still be able to have the offense's initial threats taken away. Dick LeBeau - I can't lie. I run a 3-4, and I steal some of your overload blitzes. I'm utterly impressed with the way he breaks down protections. Pete Carroll - I love the way he coaches, and I try to mirror his enthusiam.

  • All-Time Sports Moment

    The NY Giants beating the unstoppable Patriots in the Super Bowl. Sorry Eagle fans, but seeing the G-Men win THAT GAME made me happy. I just hated that Patriot's team THAT MUCH.

  • Most Memorable Game Attended

    Cal Poly came back from a 30pt halftime deficit against UC Davis. I was only in Jr HS, but that was the most exiting game I've ever attended.

  • Most Unbreakable Sports Record

    I don't know. I'm sure there's some badminton, Iditarod, or High Stakes Poker record that nobody will EVER care enough to break.

  • Ruth or Mays?

    Ruth. Baseball players weren't trained like they are today. He just dominated a bunch of good ole boyz.

  • Unitas or Montana?

    Montana. Nobody that's ever played football has ever had the "It Factor" like Montana. I hated him when I was little, but when I look back now I can appreciate his contributions to the NFL.

  • Jordan or Russell?

    Jordan was the greatest basketball player that ever lived, but Russell was the Lord of the Rings.........so I don't know

  • Gretzky or Orr?

    Gretzky. I grew up watching Kings games on Prime Ticket. The Great One made everybody better.

  • Pele or Maradona?

    Pele. I don't know much about soccer, but if Pele's not the greatest then why doesn't the saying go,"hey, kick it over here Maradona?!!"

  • Federer or Sampras?

    I'll go with Sampras. Federer can wait till he's done for the comparison.

  • Tiger or Nicklaus?

    Tiger. It impressed me how he's played hurt.

  • Petty or Earnhardt?

    Uhhhh, I don't like Nascar.

  • Schumacher or Senna?

    I don't even know what sport this is...

  • ACC, Big 12, Big East, Big Ten, Pac-12 or SEC?

    PAC 10. Why even bother listing the rest of those?

Bulletin Board

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  • Henry Ball posted 1306 days ago

    Henry  Ball

    As President of the Les Miles Fan Club I took a big hit on Saturday Night but is Les really on the Hot Seat?

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/295130-is-les-miles-on-the-hot-seat-does-one-second-define-tenure-at-lsu

    I'd appreciate your feedback and I hope you like it, if you find me worthy!

    Thanks in advance. - HB

  • Cody Swartz posted 1355 days ago

    Cody Swartz

    MLB playoffs start in less than a week.

    Who will close games for the defending World Champions?

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/265795-phillies-near-playoffs-who-will-close-games-for-the-nl-east-champs

  • Geoff Crawley posted 1400 days ago

    Geoff Crawley

    Screw Jaws, where's the outrage for Sean Landeta?

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/239155-sean-landeta-irate-that-eagles-let-michael-vick-wear-number-seven

  • Cody Swartz posted 1416 days ago

    Cody Swartz

    More bad news for the Eagles' defense...

    How do you recover from the loss of Bradley, Dawkins, and Jim Johnson?

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/229727-stewart-bradley-suffers-torn-acl-time-for-entire-d-to-step-it-up-in-09

  • Cody Swartz posted 1424 days ago

    Cody Swartz

    NFL Opening Day is just over a month away!

    Here are five players who are key to the success of the Philadelphia Eagles this season...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/224721-five-players-who-will-make-or-break-the-philadelphia-eagles-in-2009

  • Geoff Crawley posted 1434 days ago

    Geoff Crawley

    The circus has come to Philly

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/219011-pedro-martinez-to-make-rehab-start-versus-washington-nationals-humor

  • Cody Swartz posted 1437 days ago

    Cody Swartz

    Why the Eagles' young linebackers are crucial to the team's success next season...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217211-why-the-eagles-young-linebackers-are-crucial-to-the-teams-success

  • Geoff Crawley posted 1443 days ago

    Geoff Crawley

    One day, I will write a serious article.

    Today is not that day.

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/213544-philadelphia-beats-cincinnati-by-three-touchdowns-satire

  • Geoff Crawley posted 1445 days ago

    Geoff Crawley

    Guess who's back
    Back again
    Geoff is back
    Tell a friend
    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/212574-obama-to-mets-go-cure-malaria-like-you-cured-the-phillies-satire

  • Cody Swartz posted 1462 days ago

    Cody Swartz

    There's still another year of football left to be played this decade.

    But it's never too early for a list. Here is my NFL All-Decade team, position by position. Let me know what you think...

    http://bleacherreport.com/articles/202292-the-year-too-early-nfl-all-decade-team

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