April 7, 2009
College football addict with no wish to be cured. Willing to prognosticate, pontificate, and prophetize for free. All comments and articles written by me will be either completely truthful, exaggerations, fabrications, or outright lies. No purchase necessary. Plus shipping and handling. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Your results may vary. Keep extremities inside the moving vehicle at all times, unless you are mooning fans of the opposing team.
I am trying to get some info on Arkansas' 2009 football team, would love for you to shoot me an email so I can ask you a few questions. firstname.lastname@example.org is my email, I am the Auburn community leader.
Hi Shane - thank you for becoming one of my fans! I've also become a fan of yours and looking forward to reading more of your articles.