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Philadelphia Phillies on the Market for Pitching Help

06/05/2009

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Raul Ibanez vs. Pat… Pat… What Was That Guy's Name Again?

05/18/2009

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The Airing of Grievances, Cinco De Mayo Edition

05/05/2009

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Geoff Crawley said...

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Guess who's back
Back again
Geoff is back
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/212574-obama-to-mets-go-cure-malaria-like-you-cured-the-phillies-satire

145 days ago

Hey,

The biggest week of games to date this season begins for the Mets with Six games against the Phillies and the Yankees, its a real test for a team that has dealt with quite a bit during this early part of the season. With this I'm presenting another version of my Top Five with the subject centering around how the Mets can be successful this week against the Phils and Yanks. I hope you enjoy and thanks in advance.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/195813-top-five-how-the-mets-will-be-successful-this-week

171 days ago

Heartbeat of the Bronx said...

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Hey Tortured,

Ryan Zimmerman’s hit streak halted at 30 games last night. As one streak ends, another is admired. Read about how Joe DiMaggio forever redefined ’56,’ and how his feat may never be broken. It is a record that thankfully cannot be broken through steroid use, and represents all that was once right in a game that has since gone so wrong.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/175186-one-streak-ends-another-is-admired-how-joe-dimaggio-redefined-56

Thanks in advance!

-Stephen (Heartbeat of the Bronx)

197 days ago

Geoff Crawley said...

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Greatest Defense Ever?

Yeah.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/175239-my-favorite-team-the-1991-philadelphia-eagles

197 days ago

Geoff Crawley said...

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Why Kevin Kolb, you ask? Why not Kevin Kolb?, I say?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/173730-the-mock-br-interview-philadelphia-eagles-quarterback-kevin-kolb

199 days ago

Brian McCollum said...

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I got a new, slightly humorous guide on surviving the steroid era of baseball. Check it out if you find the time.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/170044-a-slightly-humorous-guide-to-surviving-baseballs-steroid-era

Thanks

204 days ago

Geoff Crawley said...

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Breaking news, Manny suspended...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/169573-espn-reports-manny-ramirez-to-be-suspended-50-games-for-positive-test

204 days ago

DJ Rallo said...

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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/168324-no-more-excuses-some-suitable-replacements-for-david-ortiz

206 days ago

Paul Swaney said...

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Phanatic-
I have found over the past month or so that I write best when I allow my heart to lead my head. Please check out my latest, I would be interested in any feedback you may have, or even anyone who would make your team. Thanks

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167828-the-baseball-players-i-root-for

206 days ago

Christian Karcole said...

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Thanks for the fan add.

207 days ago

Seth Garber said...

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Liked your article about the Phils starters!

207 days ago

Tom Dougherty said...

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Did you hear about the NFL wanting to host the Super Bowl in London? That's stupid, at least I think. Tell me what you think:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/167206-to-roger-goodell-dont-un-americanize-football

208 days ago

Mike Kent said...

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The Mets will need a miracle to have a good series in Philadelphia

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/165738-mets-fans-lets-hope-we-can-slide-past-the-phillies

210 days ago

Geoff Crawley said...

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It could happen...

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/165196-donovan-mcnabb-brokers-middle-east-peace-booed-for-taking-so-long

211 days ago

Mike Kent said...

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The Phillies and Mets are behind in the NL East, do you think that the Washington Nationals are the reason?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/155286-dont-worry-mets-and-phillies-you-will-get-to-play-washington-too

228 days ago

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