Scott Hansen's Sportswriter Profile

Scott Hansen joined March 2009

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About Scott »

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I am the best high school football and basketball game writer that ever lived. I'm a standup comedian now and if you want to rip me for my opinions, that's fine. I could really care less. About 90 percent of them are right on the money. I miss sometimes, nobody is perfect. Things I love: my kids, Manchester United, Nebraska football and basketball, Chicago Cubs baseball (next year is our year), Jordan Flaws, and comedy. Things I hate: Washington Huskies football, Notre Dame, Iowa football, Texas football, Oklahoma football, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, Manchester City, and Leeds United.

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Favorite Athletes

Wayne Rooney
Favorite Sports Teams

Manchester United, Nebraska Football, Taylor Farms (softball)
Favorite Coaches

Tom Osborne
All Time Sports Moment

Manchester United winning the European Cup in 1999.
Most Memorable Game Attended

Manchester United 2-1 Middlesborough
Most Unbreakable Sports Record

Kenneth "The Sugar Land Express" Hall
Ruth or Mays?

Mays
Unitas or Montana?

Unitas
Jordan or Russell?

LeBron
Gretzky or Orr?

I don't like Canada
Pele or Maradona?

George Best was the greatest player ever. Zero doubt.
Federer or Sampras?

Sampras
Tiger or Nicklaus?

Tiger
Petty or Earnhardt?

NASCAR is soooo totally not a sport
Schumacher or Senna?

Schumacher
Pac 10, Big 12, Big 10, SEC, ACC, or Big East?

Big 12

Latest Articles »

Bye, Bye to A.I.?: Iverson, Grizzlies Reportedly Part Ways

11/16/2009

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Arkansas Sophomore Rotnei Clarke Rips Net for 51 Points, 13 Threes

11/14/2009

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Wade's Thunderous Rim-Rocker, James' Number Switch Make Headlines

11/13/2009

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Iowa and the BCS Are Both Frauds

11/12/2009

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Del Shoemaker said...

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Hey Scott, Its your Asshole friend calling again. I hope all is well
peace
Del

1 day ago

Farooq Ahmed said...

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Will Arsenal's Defence Define Their Season?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/285323-will-arsenals-defence-define-their-season

17 days ago

Miles Kent said...

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The Only Player Who's Petulance and Aggression Is Passion For The Game.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/255531-the-only-player-whos-petulance-and-aggression-is-passion-for-the-game

Have a read, and leave your opinion!

Miles

68 days ago

A P said...

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My latest submission. Let me know what you think.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/225210-big-12-office-your-referee-crews-ignore-offensive-line-holding

Thanks

Andy P

118 days ago

Matthew Falkenbury said...

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Hey,

After the great success of my first article about the uniform numbers 1-10, I have come back with the next installment, with the best players to wear the uniform numbers 11-20. I hope you can take a look and even comment on my choices. Thanks in advance!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/217379-best-current-baseball-players-by-uniform-number-11-20

- Matthew Falkenbury

132 days ago

A P said...

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Hey Scott,

I see that you're a Nebraska fan, and the Nebraska community can always use talented writers such as yourself to contribute to the community. I look forward to reading some more of your submissions.

GBR

ANDY P

186 days ago

kevin roberts said...

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Hey check out my humor piece on Blake Griffin if you have the time:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/152453-blake-griffin-to-start-own-basketball-league-humor

Thanks,

Kevin

227 days ago

len laber said...

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Ever try fantasy march madness? Here's why I think its better than bracket pools and an updated player rankings to help you do player research. Hope to compete again you on my website. Good luck!

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/139654-save-the-bracket-drama-for-your-mamma

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/140247-top-100-fantasy-march-madness-college-basketball-players-updated-march-16

251 days ago

Matt Miselis said...

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Hey Scott,

With Selection Sunday 2 days away, I decided to write a preview of the tourney. Who will get the number one seeds? What bubble teams will get a spot in the tourney? Whos hearts will be broken?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/138568-2009-conference-tournaments-why-they-have-already-shaken-up-the-big-dance

254 days ago