1. The Inspiration of John McEnroe

    Last night, Serena pulled a "John McEnroe" in her loss to Kim Clijsters in straight sets. Serena has only been one of the latest to emulate the fiery former great...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 558 reads 1 comments

  2. Humour vs. Humour: Why Novak Djokovic Will Beat Roger Federer

    This is the first half of a two-part segment of Humour vs. Humour. The second part will be written by Frankie, analysing why Federer will defeat Djokovic in the US Open semifinals. Here is my portion...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,965 reads 15 comments

  3. Melanie Oudin F-Bomb Doll Now on Sale! (Humor)

    Somewhere in the United States, a profiteering marketer is scheming to capitalize on the rising fame of young tennis star Melanie Oudin...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 567 reads 14 comments

  4. Andy Roddick's Mailman Joins Commentary In CBS Booth (Humor)

    CBS commentators Dick Enberg, Mary Jo Fernandez and John McEnroe were joined by Any Roddick's mailman who chose to be identified only as The Mailman...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 366 reads 6 comments

  5. Roger Federer Enters the French Language [Humor]

    Roger "Federer" has now entered the French language. "Federer" in French is pronounced Federay, much like Aller is pronounced Allay. "Federer" in French is a verb that can be conjugated...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 572 reads 14 comments

  6. Lleyton Hewitt Indulges in a Side Hobby (Humor)

    In some smoky Sydney blues bar, Lleyton Hewitt was getting ready for an open mic night where all kinds of novice musical acts take to the stage. Some were great and some were bad Karaoke at best...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 389 reads 8 comments

  7. Roger Federer Hoists $25 Walmart Nut Bowl For Cincinnati Win (Humor)

    Cincinnati organizer Keith Levitt was frantic. He had worked hard and long to make sure that the Cincinnati Masters went off without a hitch. He knew all eyes would definitely be on the city especially during the men's tour...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,704 reads 30 comments

  8. My Conversation with Novak Djokovic (Humor)

    I got a call close to midnight last night. I scurried to the phone still trying to re-route myself back from slumber land. The voice on the other end was desperate and drunk. I cleared my eyes and tried to listen...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 580 reads 15 comments

  9. Andy Murray Goes Undercover As a Birthday Clown (Satire)

    Between the long stretch of time between Wimbledon and the Roger's Cup, Andy Murray had the chance to work on his game. More importantly, he had a mandatory meeting with his Public Relations management...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 385 reads 14 comments

  10. Federer Twins Unconsolable After Loss To Tsonga (humor)

    The FFT (Fearsome Federer Twins) were up past their bedtime waiting for their dad to come home and explain his latest loss to Jo-Wilfred Tsonga yesterday. The twins who got to see Daddy on television wailed through most of the match...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,107 reads 8 comments

  11. Frankie Catches Men with Their Pants Down (Humor)

    Armed with a Charlie Chaplin hat and Hitler moustache, Frankie disguised herself and made her way into the men's locker room at the Roger's Cup tournament in Montreal, Canada...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,100 reads 5 comments

  12. An Open Letter As Dictated By Roger Federer To Bleacher Report (Humor)

    Hello All My Fans and Everyone Else, Yeah, I mean I just wanted to write this brief letter, you know...to kind of respond to all the feedback out there with Rafa and all, you know....

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,037 reads 38 comments

  13. An Open Letter to Bleacher Report from Rafael Nadal (Humor)

    Hola Blicherr Rreporrt, Jou may not know dis, but I read jour articels and hef to complen mucho about lotta tings. Primero, I hef de problem wit my knis and all of jou who call me liar, well jour pants gonna be hot, not mine...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 824 reads 48 comments

  14. Roger Federer Public Service Announcement (Humor)

    Roger Federer has come out with a public service announcement on changing babies' diapers. The camera hones in on Roger and then pans out where he is in the middle of his crying twins, both in need of a diaper change...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,469 reads 11 comments

  15. Top 10 Things for Marat Safin to Do After He Retires (Humor)

    After the U.S. Open, the tennis season will be winding down. That means Marat Safin, who is retiring, will have a whole lot of extra time on his hands. Here is a list of possible things for him to do...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 637 reads 11 comments

  16. Novak Djokovic Blames Swine Flu for Early Wimbledon Exit (Humor)

    It has been confirmed that Novak Djokovic's loss to Tommy Haas at Wimbledon can be blamed on the Swine Flu. Djokovic suspected something was afoul when, during his match, he started to weeze...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 693 reads 11 comments

  17. Racial Profiling In Tennis (Humor)

    Racial profiling is controversial. It gets people up in arms. Some people are for it and some are equally against it. Those for it have argued that it has led to an significant increase of crimes being solved...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 492 reads 5 comments

  18. My Tennis Community Leader Concession Speech (Humor)

    Ladies and Gentleman, writers, Bleacher Report executives, I wish to thank you all for this marvelous experience of running for the Tennis division Community Leader. Herein, I will refer to it as the CL...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 249 reads 18 comments

  19. Roger Federer Takes On Jesus In The Greatest Tennis Match Of All (humor)

    He had no idea how he got there, but Roger Federer was facing his toughest opponent yet. He knew he had a chance though because the tennis court was a neatly trimmed plush grass of the likes of which he had never seen before...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,810 reads 20 comments

  20. Post-Maternity Mirka To Work For Andy Roddick Camp (Humor)

    Now that Mirka has given birth to twins and her maternity is under way, her negotiations for post-maternity employment with the Federer camp has broken down...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 1,007 reads 7 comments

  21. Roger Federer Fathers the Next Generation "Williams Sisters" (Humor)

    Roger Federer and wife Mirka are the proud parents of twin girls, Charlene Riva and Myla Rose. The birth of the twins means that Wimbledon 2029 and onwards will see a new horizon of William Sisters-like dominance by the feared Federer twins...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 2,089 reads 22 comments

  22. Letterman's Top Ten Experiences With Bleacher Report Tennis

    I am back to offer my own version of David Letterman's Top Ten. My focus for this one is the small but ever bright tennis section of the Bleacher Report...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 572 reads 38 comments

  23. Pay Equity Between Men's and Women's Tennis is Pure Communism

    The decision for the slams to pay the men's and women's tournaments means that Bolshevism has returned after 20 years of death. Roger is holding up that trophy, while Serena is holding a large plate...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 1,300 reads 27 comments

  24. Much Ado About Nothing (humor)

    Those yearning to read anything at all in the tennis world at this part of the season must face a certain truth. Let's stop pretending. There is a sad, cold, reality of the truth...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 252 reads 3 comments

  25. ATP Rankings To Adopt Bleacher Report Ranking Model (humor)

    The ATP ranking system for men's tennis will now be changed over to the new model used by the Bleacher Report for its own set of writers. Performance will now only be part of the rankings...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 5 years ago 454 reads 14 comments