1. 2011 US Open Tennis: In Hands of Novak Djokovic the Sport Is in Trouble

    After now having some time to step back and assess the US Open Grand Slam, it is time for some sobering observations. The sport is indeed in trouble...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 3 years ago 3,187 reads 191 comments

  2. The Downfall of Sports Passion

    Franciscan monk Hernando Fernando Franceso Don Juan Del Potro was on his way to Rome. He was to receive a recognition award for his vows of chastity, poverty, and above all, his cherished vow of silence...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 430 reads 7 comments

  3. Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal Make Way for...Vijay Singh? [Satire]

    The Bleacher report editing team and awards committee fell asleep at the wheel today when they admitted VJ Singh into the tennis forum and the tennis awards show that was held last night...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 1,306 reads 11 comments

  4. Ernest Gulbis: The Man of Today and Star of Tomorrow

    Ernest Gulbis, the 21-year-old Latvian superstar, has burst upon the tennis scene. Many who have followed him think it is about time. Recently, he defeated Roger Federer at the Rome Masters, and lost a close one to Rafael Nadal in the same tournament...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 911 reads 12 comments

  5. Roger Federer: Loses a Match, But His Fans and His Game Still Intact

    Well, Roger fans, he lost another epic match against Nadal. Although we have seen a pattern here from the last five years, there are some encouraging signs that Federer will be looking at moving forward to Rolland Garros...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 1,108 reads 24 comments

  6. Johnny Jump Revealed To Be B/R's Very Own Tim Ruffin (Humor)

    Jimmy Jump the famous bolt and run man who charged Roger Federer has now been revealed to be writing under the B/R alias Tim Ruffin. Jimmy aka Tim had previously been a big Roger Federer fan and would go to any lengths to meet and greet the tennis icon..

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 767 reads 19 comments

  7. Rafa and Roger: The Ancients Weigh In

    He was up to the challenge. It seemed there was always more mountain above him but his stubbornness pushed to him further. The blizzards, the wind and the cold temperature could not deter him...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about over 4 years ago 635 reads 20 comments

  8. Prime Time Tennis for March 18, 2010

    Good Evening, I am Karl Klicher and this is "Prime Time Tennis". "Prime Time Tennis" is a weekly tennis news show reporting to you live and pre-recorded events in the tennis world ...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 196 reads 2 comments

  9. Andre Agassi and Pete Sampras: The Morning After (Humor)

    The following is a fictional account of what transpired the next day when Pete Sampras and Andre Agassi bumped into each other while staying at the same hotel. Andre: Hey there Peter, great charity last night! Pete: Yeah it was fun...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 836 reads 2 comments

  10. The Return of Roger Federer's Secret Weapon (Humor)

    As the 2010 spring season for tennis gets under way, Roger Federer has been looking for new ways to combat his younger competitors. He has worked on his training, shot expertise, and basic overall fitness to keep his No...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 2,501 reads 10 comments

  11. Andy Roddick to Roger Federer: Don't Be Such a Hog (Humor)

    American No. 1 Andy Roddick unleashed a war of words on tennis great Roger Federer yesterday. Roddick held a press conference which saw a no-holds-barred attack on why Roger felt he had to win everything...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 3,075 reads 6 comments

  12. Real Cause Revealed For Federer's Lung Condition: Chain Smoking (Humor)

    Tennis superstar Roger Federer today shocked the world by confessing that he is in reality a chain-smoker.  He held a press conference today in Basel, Switzerland to offer his sincere apologies in Tiger Woods-like fashion...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 7,702 reads 48 comments

  13. Andy Murray Inks New Deal With Colgate (Humor)

    British No. 1 tennis star Andy Murray has inked a $3.2 million deal with Colgate toothpaste and he does not necessarily have to use the product...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about almost 5 years ago 895 reads 14 comments

  14. Andre Agassi's Big Misunderstanding (humor)

    Andre Agassi finally acknowledged that there has been a monstrous error in his new book "Open". "I meant to say that I had taken Crystal Pez and not Crystal Meth. I had a serious addiction to the crystal Pez dispensers back in 1997...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 464 reads 8 comments

  15. Sonia's Letter (Fantasy)

    Many people have written about Roger Federer's Australian 2009 defeat to Rafael Nadal and his subsequent tears. I thought it would be a neat idea to write a fantasy piece to explain those tears through a story that never happened but...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 371 reads 6 comments

  16. Tennis Writing According To Aaron K. (Humor)

    Roger Federer will play Julien Benneteau today at the Paris Masters. Will Roger win the coin toss? Place your bets today at www.bettingodds...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 343 reads 26 comments

  17. An Interview With Roger Federer, but First...(Humor)

    Radio Interviewer: Welcome ladies and gentleman to Bleacher Report Radio. I am Herb Avor and we have with us live in studio—the great Roger Federer. Welcome Roger! Roger Federer: Thank you Herb, it is great to be here...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 1,213 reads 7 comments

  18. The Newest Testament: The Greatest Tennis Birth Story Ever Told (Humor)

    In the beginning there was Goat. Goat made the world and saw it was good. He even made some animals in the pasture in his own image. Goat worked hard on creating different things on Earth...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 352 reads 6 comments

  19. Spain to Issue Roger Federer Stamp (Humor)

    The Spanish government has officially announced that it will come out with a Roger Federer Stamp based on the following pictures that were chose by none other than his great rival Rafael Nadal...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 3,134 reads 19 comments

  20. Chris Crockers Speaks Up: "Leave Roger Alone"!!!!! (Humor)

    Chris Crocker, best known for his crying rant of "Leave Britney Alone", has now come out in defense of Roger Federer. Here is a transcript of his latest outpouring...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 547 reads 2 comments

  21. Rafa's Tennis Writers Power Rankings

    Hola Todos, I sick of everywan always talk aboud di posision of tennis players. I watch di blicher repor and now I gonna rank di top 10 player: Numero Unos: Aaron Kumar Dis guy always gotta put a bet on someting...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 361 reads 15 comments

  22. Terminator Six: The End of Repetition

    To avoid legal ramifications, the following story is pure fiction and the names of the characters have been changed to protect the living. It was a hazy Seattle rainy afternoon as community leader Bob Yorkie logged on to his computer...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 328 reads 12 comments

  23. Roger Federer Runner Up to President Obama in Nobel Peace Prize (Humor)

    The Nobel Peace Prize committee spokesperson Sven Svengali revealed today that Roger Federer was the runner-up for the Nobel Peace prize that was awarded to US President Barak Obama. "We felt that Roger was a strong candidate in the running...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 2,919 reads 14 comments

  24. Tennis' First Tournament: The Eden Masters

    As per Rob York's instructions I dug into the oldest archives. I went rummaging into the Arc Of the Covenant and came up with the first game stats of tennis. It took place in the year 750,000 BC (7500 BC if you are a creationist)...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 168 reads 15 comments

  25. My Memories of US Open 2009

    Do you see how dejected Roger Federer looks in this photo? Well, if you add anger and frustration with an urge to murder a CBS executive, then I think you would know exactly how I feel. My US Open 2009 experience started on that Monday evening...

    Robert  Orzechowski Written by Robert Orzechowski about 5 years ago 410 reads 8 comments