1. The Hottest Sports Catfights Since 2007

    Cat Fights are simply part of what makes the human experience worth experiencing. But what happens when the ladies involved in such encounters are not only hot and female, but also athletically ...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 5 years ago 336 reads 1 comments

  2. Would You Rather: Olympic Hotties Edition

    The Olympics are not far away. And so we must begin to reacquaint ourselves with our heroic gals by doing it the old fashion way. We have selected a handful of major Olympic sports, and picked two hotties from around the globe for you to compare...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 5 years ago 316,678 reads 4 comments

  3. Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian Marriage Will Ruin Lakers Season

    The Los Angeles Lakers can wave goodbye to their dreams of a repeat. And we have Khloe Kardashian to thank. Though I may be biased, it is my firm belief that the Lakers are the greatest franchise in NBA history...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 5 years ago 9,793 reads 16 comments

  4. Kim Jung Il Leads North Korea To World Cup Glory

    (Satire) - North Korea's national soccer team has ridden the divine efforts of their Dear Leader, Kim Jung Il, to a spot in the 2010 World Cup, their first appearance in forty-four years...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about 5 years ago 4,869 reads 1 comments

  5. An Interview with Jeremy Shockey's Super Bowl Ring

    The following interview was conducted with Jeremy Shockey's forthcoming Super Bowl ring, recently minted and soon to be presented to the controversial tight end.Beezer: How are you doing, Mr...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 6 years ago 5,903 reads 10 comments

  6. Report: Isiah Has No Pictures of James Dolan "Getting Kinky in Drag"

    Contrary to rumors circulating in New York high society, it appears that Isiah Thomas does not have a single photograph of James Dolan engaged in kinky acts with a male stripper...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 7 years ago 1,112 reads 2 comments

  7. How to Write About Sean Taylor's Life (Having Met Him Once...)

    Sean Taylor passed away on November 27th at the age of 24. Within minutes, just about every credible sports periodical in America was able to publish some sort of eulogy or memorial piece that shed light on the man's personal life...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 7 years ago 987 reads 2 comments

  8. Arizona Cardinals: Will a Losing Record Win the NFC West?

    Please, Arizona, take the NFC West. It's yours. Nobody wants it. Can you give us 6-10? That may be enough to carry this division. How about 7-9? That will probably do the trick. And if not, 8-8 will shoo you in for this Worst Division Ever...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 7 years ago 1,824 reads 7 comments

  9. Mike Nolan, You're Fired!

    Mike Nolan, you're fired.The San Francisco 49ers have played eight football games this season, and they have played well in exactly zero of them.Your composure, classiness, and ability to develop individual players have been very strong at times...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 7 years ago 3,288 reads 9 comments

  10. NFC: Nobody Fu**ing Cares

    I am so ashamed of the NFC.Honestly.I've never been more humiliated by a sports affiliation in all my life. And the thing that's so terrible is that there was really no reason for me to be an NFC loyalist in the first place...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about almost 7 years ago 1,118 reads 17 comments

  11. "The Band is on the Field"

    Come on? Was there any moment greater than this one? It was the most fantastic ending to any sporting event, much less any College Football game ever.Now, I have to hand it to Marshall -- what they did was amazing...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about 7 years ago 587 reads 0 comments

  12. Everton Move Symbolic for the Right Reasons

    Given the critical role that a beloved stadium can play in defining a club's history and tradition, it's mercifully uncommon that one's favorite team packs up and moves somewhere new...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about 7 years ago 466 reads 0 comments

  13. Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Frank Thomas

    Welcome to the Hall of Fame, Mr. Frank Thomas. You've been looking for a home in upstate New York since at least 1990, and after knocking your 500th career dinger on Thursday, you've finally secured a deed in Cooperstown...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about 7 years ago 918 reads 6 comments

  14. The Pistons Let Flip Saunders Get Away with Murder

    The latest word from Detroit: The Pistons have announced that they do NOT plan to fire coach Flip Saunders.Speculation had been mounting this week that Flip might be a man on the outs...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 411 reads 7 comments

  15. It's Simple: The Yankees Need Mark Teixeira

    It's time for the Yankees to get excited again. Sure, the 2007 season is off to a slow start, and, yes, the once-untouchable Joe Torre is getting more and more bad press...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 254 reads 7 comments

  16. Where There's Smoke, There's Michael Vick

    So Michael Vick knew what was happening? Go figure. After a number of startling media reports, it has become clear to Me-the-Jury that the Atlanta Falcons star was not an innocent, easily-duped accessory...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 313 reads 36 comments

  17. Sticking It to Detroit Red Wings Fans

    Thirty seconds. That's about how long it took the Sharks to beat the Detroit Red Wings on Thursday night...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 753 reads 26 comments

  18. Why I Hate Loving Alex Rodriguez

    It would be easy to write a fluffy piece about Alex Rodriguez. I could write about his perseverance, his composure, any number of "secrets to his success"—but I'd ...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 382 reads 3 comments

  19. A Texans-Sized Laugh: Did Houston Really Just Release David Carr?

    Well, I hope the people of Houston are happy. After half a decade of enduring one losing season after another, the Texans have finally "taken action" by releasing their unsuccessful leader, David Carr...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 518 reads 25 comments

  20. Boston Friction: Why Drew, Ramirez Might Doom the Red Sox

    Something was missing this offseason while fans and analysts discussed the many huge Red Sox moves. In all the discussion about big signings—and a lot of cash did indeed change ...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 305 reads 5 comments

  21. Duke's Lacrosse Team and Culture Should Not Be Under the Microscope

    Maybe I'm just a pessimist, but it really annoys me when people feel obligated to find a silver lining where one does not exist...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 303 reads 12 comments

  22. Who REALLY Cares About Alex Rodriguez and Derek Jeter

    I'm not the one with the problem. On Friday, Dateline ran a special report about a phenomenon that has gripped the nation in recent months: "Celebrity Obsessions...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 376 reads 1 comments

  23. Steelers Make History (And How!) with Mike Tomlin

    It's been a groundbreaking week in Pittsburgh. Remember the date—January 22nd—as it will no doubt be drilled into the head of every grade schooler in the Three Rivers ...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 317 reads 10 comments

  24. David Beckham's Arrival In America Won't Save MLS...But It Will Save David Beckham

    Major League Soccer has finally done something right. Or so it would seem, given that the struggling league now appears in every headline in every newspaper in every country on every continent...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 325 reads 14 comments

  25. No Doubt About Cal: Ripken a Shoo-In for the Hall of Fame

    Goodbye, 2006—you won't be missed. Not that you were the worst year ever, but you're probably somewhere in heaven hanging out with 1968, 1980, and a few of those other volatile and divisive years that people look back on with tired shrugs...

    Beezer McBeeze Written by Beezer McBeeze about over 7 years ago 278 reads 3 comments