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  1. Brilliant Promotional Ideas for Every MLB Team Next Season

    HUMOR - It's hard to believe it, but MLB opening day is just 98 days away. While teams across the league are readying themselves for spring training, their marketing departments are preparing for the 2012 fan experience...

    Mark Miller Written by Mark Miller about 1 month ago 3,623 reads 3 comments

  2. A Memo to David Stern and Billy Hunter: The Fans Collectively Bargain a New NBA

    From: NBA fans everywhere Sent: June 30, 2011 To: David Stern (NBA Commissioner) angelofstern@nba.com, Billy Hunter (Head of NBA Players Association) noCAPS@nbapa.com Subject: Fans' Collective Bargaining Proposals Mr...

    Noah Written by Noah about 8 months ago 221 reads 0 comments

  3. French Open 2011: 25 Bold (and Humorous) Predictions at Roland Garros

    These articles have all been done before. Usually the writers pick a prediction upon a player or topic that has a high probability of happening, and then they say that their choice was "on the edge" (shock, horror, gasp)...

    Dimitri Kay Written by Dimitri Kay about 9 months ago 740 reads 16 comments

  4. NFL Scrubs: Haynesworth, Moss, and Other NFL Players Who Should Stay Locked Out.

    The 2011 NFL lockout is over. That means it should be back to somewhat business as usual, and players should be starting offseason workouts. Since we're already in this lockout mindset though, there are a few guys who should really just stay away...

    Jake Silver Written by Jake Silver about 10 months ago 578 reads 1 comments

  5. 2011 NFL Mock Draft Top 10: Joke Edition

    Around this time of year, we are bombarded with a never-ending tide of mock drafts and draft analysis as we prepare for the upcoming NFL draft. We predict, we hope and we wait as the teams prepare to make their picks...

    Jake Silver Written by Jake Silver about 10 months ago 983 reads 0 comments

  6. If Charlie Sheen Played Baseball: The Media Circus of Rick Vaughn in the Majors

    Charlie Sheen is a stumbling, bumbling one-man media circus with enough off-the-wall soundbites and gloriously insane one-liners to bring even the most poetic of alcoholics to their knees...

    Ash Marshall Written by Ash Marshall about 12 months ago 757 reads 0 comments