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INDIANAPOLIS - OCTOBER 04: Peyton Manning #18 of the Indianapolis Colts throws the ball during the NFL game against the Seattle Seahawks at Lucas Oil Stadium on October 4, 2009 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The Colts won 34-17. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

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