Lance Armstrong Top Writers
1 - Le Lanterne Rouge
Writer bio
I'm not a cyclist, but I play one on TV. Actually, I play one on the weekends when I dress up in sissy, multi-colored spandex and pretend to be a racer. I used to race. Well, let me say I entered bike races. Some may argue that my performance could not be construed as 'racing' so much as 'hanging on for dear life,' 'wheel-sucking,' and 'vomitting.' Regardless, I paid for a license and wore a number, so I raced, dammit! I also like writing, and know just enough about the sport to be dangerously opinionated. Approach with caution.
Follow me on Twitter: http://twitter.com/hopheadvelo
Email: Lanterne_Rouge@yahoo.com
Writes about
- Cycling (18)
- Humor (16)
- Satire (11)
- Tour de France (6)
- Lance Armstrong (5)
- Astana
Recent articles
- Dead and Irrelevant Brands Turn to Pro Cycling for Revival (Satire)
- Armstrong Wins 44th Tour de France on Eve of 100th Birthday (Satire)
- Contador Arrested for Series of Attacks on Quiet French Village (Satire)
- Phil Liggett Exhausts World's Supply of Cycling Analogies (Satire)
- Visiting Americans “Totally Blank” on What to Write on Giro Course (Satire)
- Drunk Belgians Argue: Who Was Better? Thorju Yosteen or Justeen Thoryos?
- More articles...



