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PHILADELPHIA - NOVEMBER 02: Nick Swisher #33 (L), Alex Rodriguez #13 (2nd L) and Derek Jeter #2 (R) of the New York Yankees look on from the dugout against the Philadelphia Phillies in Game Five of the 2009 MLB World Series at Citizens Bank Park on November 2, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jed Jacobsohn/Getty Images)

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