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Between November 8, 2009 and December 8, 2009

Raw Guest Hosts: 5 Heel Hosts I'd Like to See

When Jesse Ventura hosted Raw he brought something most celebrities probably wouldn't be willing to bring: The willingness to be hated. This added a lot to the show that even some of the heel general managers couldn't bring...

Written by Steve Albert about about 8 hours ago 134 reads 4 comments
Sell Your Soul on Ebay: The High Price Of Being a Redskins Fan

Dec 6, 2009. Eight minutes and thirty-one seconds into overtime, I lost my heart...for the last time. The Washington Redskins (3-9) proved that even when you can't help but win a game, try really hard and you'll find a way to squander it...

Written by brian clothier about about 8 hours ago 105 reads 4 comments
Juiceboxing 101: Shane McMahon Took Over the UFC (Satire)

Juiceboxing 101 and BleacherReport.com have teamed up once again to provide the MMA community with the absolute juiciest in UFC rumors, previews and reviews...

Written by Justin Orel about about 7 hours ago 131 reads 1 comments
Brain Cringing Selections: A Letter From The BCS Commissioner

Welcome to the 2009-2010 bowl season college football fans! As commissioner of the Bowl Championship Series, I have five very exciting match-ups to present. First, some disappointing news...

Written by Thomas Johnsen about about 7 hours ago 127 reads 2 comments
CubicZirconia is the most favor

CZ Ring Silver Necklaces Silver Pendants Cubic Zirconia Necklaces Silver Jewelry Emporium was born to offer the highest quality, elegance, and class in top grade cubic zirconia & sterling silver jewelry...

Written by johnson cabbie about 42 minutes ago 2 reads 0 comments
The Real Issue With Tiger's Cubs

At some point you have to start feeling sorry for Tiger Woods. After all, he never asked that his private life be made public. He isn't some actor who was traipsing about in front of TMZ cameras trying to get some pub...

Written by Shaun Rouser about about 7 hours ago 123 reads 0 comments
The Golf Ball Gods Of Ponte Vedra

Gabe was nuts. Had 'em too. "Let's climb the water tower," he suggested. Standing within the area of play at The Ponte Vedra (FL) Club, stood the water tower. Adorned with the Club's logo, it was its iconic landmark...

Written by Mike Casella about about 7 hours ago 6 reads 0 comments
Twilight at Anfield: Is Alberto Aquilani a Vampire?

Alberto Aquilani is expected to make his first start of the season against Fiorentina on Wednesday. Pale with the dark features of a Carpathian prince, the Italian has yet to play a match during the day...

Written by Willie Gannon about about 12 hours ago 114 reads 1 comments
Time to Concede the 2009 Season? The Fat Lady Is Starting To Sing!

I have fought, fought, and fought some more. The Steelers are not the team that won the Super Bowl last year. As hard of a fact that it is to swallow, it is one that has to go down anyway...

Written by Nick Signorelli about about 14 hours ago 454 reads 9 comments
Your Girlfriend Comes Forward As Tiger's Latest Mistress (Humor)

The parade of Tiger Woods “transgressions” is getting unfortunately longer, as Your Girlfriend is about to be named his latest mistress sometime tomorrow...

Written by John Halligan about about 12 hours ago 1,635 reads 1 comments
Tim Tebow's Tidal Wave of Tears: What It Means

Attention, worshippers. Services have been cancelled for the foreseeable future. Please clean out your huts and prepare to return to the “real” world. Tebow-town is officially closed...

Written by Michelle Ryan about about 15 hours ago 1,835 reads 65 comments
Stanford QB Andrew Luck Refutes Report, Will Start Sun Bowl Vs Oklahoma (Satire)

Early Monday, multiple sources reported that Stanford quarterback Andrew Luck would not be available to start the Dec. 31 Sun Bowl versus Oklahoma...

Written by Trey Bradley about about 16 hours ago 389 reads 1 comments
A New York Rangers "Twelve Days Of Christmas"

It's time to get into the Christmas spirit (are we even allowed to say that word anymore? Excuse me, Holiday spirit), and what better way to do so than by singing the old favorite, "The Twelve Days of Christmas"...

Written by Metro Hockey about about 12 hours ago 26 reads 0 comments
White House Party Crashers Invited To Lowell Spinners Alumni Dinner

The Lowell Spinners, Class-A Affiliate of the Boston Red Sox, will welcome Red Sox star, and 2001 Spinner, Kevin Youkilis back to Lowell for the Eighth Annual Lowell Spinners Alumni Dinner, Tuesday, ...

Written by Todd Civin about about 16 hours ago 26 reads 0 comments
Meeting Don Mattingly - The greatest moment ever?

Like everyone my age, I grew up a fan of Don Mattingly. Who wasn't? No matter who you are or what team you root for, you can't deny that Don Mattingly always played the game like a gentleman...

Written by Trish Vignola about about 16 hours ago 10 reads 0 comments
Father, Son Talk Cowboys, Saints

I hope you'll indulge me a little on this one. I have these arguments with my dad about twice a day via text messages...

Written by Robert Denton about 1 day ago 28 reads 0 comments
The Terrible 10: College Football's Biggest Disappointments (12-6)

10) Carlos Dunlap DE Florida Gators Who gets blasted on a Monday night? Carlos, I think one of the biggest games of your career was this weekend, wait you weren’t playing because you’re an idiot...

Written by Drew Gatewood about 1 day ago 830 reads 0 comments
Fruits and Nuts: Which College Football program has the Most Obnoxious Fans?

What school has the Most Obnoxious Fans? I feel qualified to give my opinion on this subject for two reasons. The first is I've been to a lot of college football games. Not Chris Fowler-esque, but a good number nonetheless...

Written by Mike Casella about 1 day ago 125 reads 0 comments
Dead, Buried, and Beeping In The Bunker

Caddying for Tom was always a trip. A financially well-heeled investment type, he was probably in his mid-sixties, yet he played golf with an old set of Wilson Ultra irons (2-w), a lob wedge (I think it was the first one ever made),a driver and three wood

Written by Mike Casella about 1 day ago 133 reads 0 comments
The Twelve Days Of The Calgary Flames Christmas

I have been feeling pretty festive lately. It could be because of the Calgary Flames' play of late; they've been hotter than Scarlett Johansson in nothing but a Santa hat. Or it could be because I have got into my rum and eggnog early this year...

Written by Daniel Sallows about 1 day ago 120 reads 1 comments
The Art Of Convincing: Why The Oakland Raiders Are Winners

One of my favorite sayings, "It's All Relative" is the easiest way of putting it. There are several ways of determining a Raider victory. First of all, if the game is determined by 7 points or less, in the opponents favor, then it is a Raider win...

Written by Erik Spangler about 1 day ago 329 reads 4 comments
Classless Predictions: Playing The "IF" Game

Jaded: 106-48 Indignant: 91-63 Indignant: Playing the “IF” game.. Jaded: Mailing it in…AND playing the IF game… 49ers (5-6) @ Seahawks (4-7)Indignant: IF ...

Written by Dr. Jaded about 1 day ago 35 reads 0 comments
Terry Defends Chelsea Teammates After Mascot Is Hospitalised

***This story is a spoof*** Chelsea FC Captain John Terry leapt to the defence of his team mates after they brutally beat a 12 year old team mascot...

Written by Jesse Sarwar about 2 days ago 76 reads 1 comments
A Notre Dame Irish Fan's Hash Dream...

So a fan can dream, can't he... ...Right now that University of Notre Dame jet is inbound to Gainesville. Onboard is Jack Swarbrick, Jimmy Clausen, Golden Tate, and a checkbook...

Written by Jim Higgins about 2 days ago 510 reads 2 comments
A Conference Comparison: The SEC and Soft Drinks

The backdrop (sans BCS controversy) Writers here on Bleacher Report as well as college football fans across the country have a favorite pastime, wholly separate from writing about particular teams or players...

Written by Drew Elmore about 2 days ago 87 reads 0 comments

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Humor Article Archive

Raw Guest Hosts: 5 Heel Hosts I'd Like to See

Sell Your Soul on Ebay: The High Price Of Being a Redskins Fan

Juiceboxing 101: Shane McMahon Took Over the UFC (Satire)

Brain Cringing Selections: A Letter From The BCS Commissioner

CubicZirconia is the most favor

The Real Issue With Tiger's Cubs

The Golf Ball Gods Of Ponte Vedra

Twilight at Anfield: Is Alberto Aquilani a Vampire?

Time to Concede the 2009 Season? The Fat Lady Is Starting To Sing!

Your Girlfriend Comes Forward As Tiger's Latest Mistress (Humor)

Tim Tebow's Tidal Wave of Tears: What It Means

Stanford QB Andrew Luck Refutes Report, Will Start Sun Bowl Vs Oklahoma (Satire)

A New York Rangers "Twelve Days Of Christmas"

White House Party Crashers Invited To Lowell Spinners Alumni Dinner

Meeting Don Mattingly - The greatest moment ever?

Father, Son Talk Cowboys, Saints

The Terrible 10: College Football's Biggest Disappointments (12-6)

Fruits and Nuts: Which College Football program has the Most Obnoxious Fans?

Dead, Buried, and Beeping In The Bunker

The Twelve Days Of The Calgary Flames Christmas

The Art Of Convincing: Why The Oakland Raiders Are Winners

Classless Predictions: Playing The "IF" Game

Terry Defends Chelsea Teammates After Mascot Is Hospitalised

A Notre Dame Irish Fan's Hash Dream...

A Conference Comparison: The SEC and Soft Drinks

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