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The Top (Er) 11 Goal Celebrations Ever

Jimmy Bullard's fantastically funny goal celebration for Hull City against Manchester City, has helped to put to bed the ghost of last season's media hyped assault on Tiger's boss Phil Brown (well at least for now)...

Written by Carolina Tiger about 16 minutes ago 3 reads 0 comments
1979 West Virginia, Elin, and Rachel: Cat Fight In The Hills

This is the final installment, a continuation of "Let's Assume Tiger Woods Played Football at West Virginia in 1979." ***** Tiger snares around five Luck passes a game as Oliver's possession receiver...

Written by Tim McGhee about about 2 hours ago 37 reads 1 comments
Panthers Join Slapstick Circus; Ballard Gives Vokoun Some Stick

As if this Florida team didn’t have problems enough with injuries, goalie Tomas Vokoun suffered a sickening hit to the head from his own teammate in yesterday’s game in Atlanta...

Written by Robert Young about about 2 hours ago 247 reads 0 comments
Dead and Irrelevant Brands Turn to Pro Cycling for Revival (Satire)

It seems that long-forgotten brands are seeking to return to former glory by employing their sponsorship of pro cycling teams for promotion...

Written by Le Lanterne Rouge about about 3 hours ago 15 reads 0 comments
Weis To Both His Notre Dame Fans: "Don't Cry for Me!"

OK, raise your hands on this one. Who wouldn't take a kick in the butt for say eighteen million dollars? So, as Charlie Weis leaves Notre Dame his farewell statement to his two remaining fans should be, "Don't cry for me"...

Written by Larry Burton about about 4 hours ago 141 reads 5 comments
Chelsea FC Is the Greatest Team in London, Arsenal Is Far from It

*Note: Once again, the Arsenal co-community leader (that would be me) made a bet. It was THE BET, it was created by me to make against the community leaders of the other teams once our teams play against each other...

Written by Mohamed Eldin Masri about about 6 hours ago 68 reads 0 comments
2012: The Liverpool FC Version.....

Many of you movie goers may recently have endured James Cameron's latest attempt at destroying the world in the the movie 2012. This is based on the Mayan prophecy that claimed the world would cease to be, sometime in 2012...

Written by Matt Binks about about 8 hours ago 112 reads 0 comments
Shane Bond Injury a Blow For Kiwi Cricket

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Written by Juris Graney about about 9 hours ago 4 reads 1 comments
Demystifying Fighters' Heights, Auras, and Egos

You all know what I am talking about. I possibly cannot be the only one cracking up every time I see Shane Carwin listed as 6'3" in the UFC tale-of-the-tape segments...

Written by Jung Soo Kim about about 9 hours ago 246 reads 5 comments
Bill Self's Letter To Santa

Dear Santa, I've been a good basketball fan and coach not only during the season, but all year long. Just like you asked, right? And now that I've held up my end of the deal, here's what I need you to do on yours...

Written by J.D. Schaller about about 14 hours ago 67 reads 0 comments
What Tiger Was REALLY Doing....

Guess what, Tiger is in hot water! El Tigre decided to leave his house around two thirty in the morning the other night. Ever since then all eyes have been on the golf superstar. Here is a link to the audio of the 911 call...

Written by Curtis Clontz about about 15 hours ago 10 reads 0 comments
Charlie Weis Hired as the New Jersey Nets Coach (Satire)

In a stunning turn of events the New Jersey Nets have hired former Notre Dame football coach, Charlie Weis. Weis was fired by Notre Dame and hired by the New Jersey Nets in less than 24 hours...

Written by Christopher Chavez about about 15 hours ago 267 reads 1 comments
Why Leave the Civil War Up To Chance When You Can Jinx Oregon State?

The biggest game of my life as a sports fan is Thursday. And as the clock creeps closer to kickoff with each minute ticking by, I am only getting more and more nervous...

Written by Keith Becker uosportsdude.com about about 16 hours ago 177 reads 3 comments
Washington Redskins Cheerleader: Cheer Hard, Smile Pretty, Win

I slept on this one. Times are tough for the Washington Redskins. So Esquire Magazine went right to the source for the inside scoop on what's going on with this team. That's right. They asked a Redskinette, ah, First Lady of Football...

Written by Anthony Brown about about 17 hours ago 114 reads 2 comments
You Won't Get This from Tiger's Caddie, Steve Williams

1. Caddies DO talk about the players they caddy for. And it's usually NOT flattering. We know you've "never played this badly," that you "shot 75 two days ago," and that you're going to "take care of us...

Written by Mike Casella about about 17 hours ago 74 reads 1 comments
The NASCAR Fan's Guide to the Offseason

After a tumultuous 10-month season, racetracks across the country have gone silent. While some of the tracks are awaiting their own blanket of snow, the tracks in the south, with perfectly good dry pavement, are sitting empty, quiet, lonely...

Written by David Dubczak about about 20 hours ago 70 reads 0 comments
Let's Assume Tiger Woods Played Football for West Virginia in 1979

Tiger Woods is a 33 year old man among boys. He has chosen 1979 West Virginia in which to fulfill his frustrated football fantasies because a) when you take off the flannel shirts and the Levis ...

Written by Tim McGhee about about 21 hours ago 134 reads 0 comments
In Effort To Finally Get Lovie Smith Fired, Sun Decides Not To Come Out

The Sun joined Jay Cutler and the rest of the Chicago Bears and their fans in an effort to get Lovie Smith fired Monday morning by deciding not to come out...

Written by Daylon Morrison about about 23 hours ago 710 reads 3 comments
Dan Hicks and Johnny Miller Discuss Tiger's Last Drive

Hicks: "Well, Johnny this is a bit of a surprise, we didn't expect to see Tiger to come out at this late hour, there isn't much light and the conditions are not ideal for the drive"...

Written by robert ethan about about 23 hours ago 9 reads 0 comments
New Orleans City Hall Closes Early For Saints Patriots Game

According to NBCSports.com: On Monday, with the Saints' biggest game in three seasons on deck, the city essentially made the holiday official. The City Hall and other city offices located on Poydras St...

Written by Neal DiCampo about about 23 hours ago 77 reads 0 comments
This Is Gonna Hurt: When Good Rides Go Bad.

If you are a competitive cyclist, or even someone who plays one on TV, then you sweat over every little detail of your training. You log every mile. You prepare everyday with your next work out in mind...

Written by Brad about 1 day ago 11 reads 0 comments
An Ode To Notre Dame Fans

I wrote an article earlier this year about why Notre Dame Wouldn't Win More than Eight Games . Some called me crazy. Here are some thoughts from those noble fans and how intelligent they really ...

Written by Jonathan Slotter about 1 day ago 454 reads 20 comments
For My Birthday, a Sports Highlight DVD

As my 34th birthday comes to a close, I thought to myself, it sure would have been nice to have been able to ask for a DVD of my favorite and most memorable sports memories of all-time...

Written by Neil Powell about 1 day ago 20 reads 0 comments
Ikuhisa Minowa and the Top 10 Freak Shows in MMA

“Kidding on the square.” If you’ve read Al Franken’s entertaining-yet-nit-picky book "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them", you probably remember the term. It means kidding, but also really meaning it...

Written by Marcus Walker about 1 day ago 626 reads 9 comments
Charlie Weis Asked To Clean Office, Stop Using Notre Dame Stationary (Satire)

PALO ALTO, Calif. - Following the school's 45-38 loss to Stanford Saturday night, Notre Dame president Father John I. Jenkins has asked head coach Charlie Weis to clean up his office immediately...

Written by Burton DeWitt about 1 day ago 9,623 reads 6 comments

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Humor Article Archive

The Top (Er) 11 Goal Celebrations Ever

1979 West Virginia, Elin, and Rachel: Cat Fight In The Hills

Panthers Join Slapstick Circus; Ballard Gives Vokoun Some Stick

Dead and Irrelevant Brands Turn to Pro Cycling for Revival (Satire)

Weis To Both His Notre Dame Fans: "Don't Cry for Me!"

Chelsea FC Is the Greatest Team in London, Arsenal Is Far from It

2012: The Liverpool FC Version.....

Shane Bond Injury a Blow For Kiwi Cricket

Demystifying Fighters' Heights, Auras, and Egos

Bill Self's Letter To Santa

What Tiger Was REALLY Doing....

Charlie Weis Hired as the New Jersey Nets Coach (Satire)

Why Leave the Civil War Up To Chance When You Can Jinx Oregon State?

Washington Redskins Cheerleader: Cheer Hard, Smile Pretty, Win

You Won't Get This from Tiger's Caddie, Steve Williams

The NASCAR Fan's Guide to the Offseason

Let's Assume Tiger Woods Played Football for West Virginia in 1979

In Effort To Finally Get Lovie Smith Fired, Sun Decides Not To Come Out

Dan Hicks and Johnny Miller Discuss Tiger's Last Drive

New Orleans City Hall Closes Early For Saints Patriots Game

This Is Gonna Hurt: When Good Rides Go Bad.

An Ode To Notre Dame Fans

For My Birthday, a Sports Highlight DVD

Ikuhisa Minowa and the Top 10 Freak Shows in MMA

Charlie Weis Asked To Clean Office, Stop Using Notre Dame Stationary (Satire)

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