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Someone better teach Koji Uehara proper high-five form before he kills someone. 

Larry Brown Sports, Yahoo! Sports and many others spotted what has to be the most ecstatic setup man high-five in baseball at the moment. 

Uehara comes out of the game after a successful eighth inning against the Chicago White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field. 

Really, there was nothing shocking about the moments before Uehara blasts Shane Victorino with the full force of a man who hasn't mastered the fine art of restrained high-fives. 

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Add taking off your pants to the list of violations that will get you thrown from the pitch. 

Big Lead brings us a video that features a smashing goal as well as a player who thought it wise to take off his shorts and dance victoriously towards the crowd. 

According to their report, the moment comes during a Thai Premier League fixture when Muangthong United's midfielder Mario Gjurovski (also spelled Mario Djurovski) scores to put his side up two goals. 

Wanting to add a touch more flamboyance to the moment, Gjurovski goes from pointing to the fans to, well, something else altogether. 

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Derek Jeter is officially some kind of superhero, living his nights as a star shortstop for the New York Yankees and playing the part of mild-mannered "Phillip" by day. 

Gothamist spotted the 38-year-old shortstop coming out of a local Starbucks with a coffee in hand. I know, nothing out of the ordinary here. 

Take just a closer look and you will see the man who is still nursing an ankle injury is sporting a cup of Joe with the moniker "Philip" emblazoned over the side. 

Gothamist has some theories that all seem plausible. The most likely is Jeter went in and decided to give an alias so he wouldn't be bombarded with the usual pomp that greets a man of his fame.  

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The Cincinnati Bearcats are brilliant artists who paint each postgame interview with the captivating and alluring masterstroke of photobomb genius. 

USA Today's For the Win spotted some of the best photobomb antics in sports history, and the same college baseball team provides them all. 

Per the report, the Bearcats went a middling 24-32 (6-18 Big East) for the season, but records and standings are for lesser men to worry about. 

Here is a sprinkling of magic originally spotted over at Imgur

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Who doesn’t like a good snow cone? They’re cool, refreshing and thought to be generally excrement-free, but even that now lies in question.

According to a report from Sports Illustrated, a vendor at a Houston Astros game was fired after bringing a tray of these icy treats into the bathroom while using the amenities.

A fan in attendance at Minute Maid Park in Houston Monday night noticed something peculiar when he went to use the bathroom—a tray of rainbow-colored snow cones sitting on the ground behind an occupied stall door.

The man immediately began filming the incident with his phone, capturing footage of an individual’s pants around his ankles, using the bathroom next to the open cups of ice.

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Johnson! Call the Coast Guard, the National Guard and the Pentagon! Some kind of Floridian swamp beast has slithered into America Airlines Arena, and it’s eating Paul George alive!

Wait, never mind. That’s just the Indiana Pacers star, who decided to throw on an eye-popping shirt straight out of a Southern homemaker’s wallpaper catalogue, spotted by Big Lead Sports, for Game 1 of the Eastern Conference finals on Wednesday night. 

Complete with shining aqua pants, George rolled up to the stadium in this shirt that started a debate: What is that pattern?

The guys at Big Lead Sports said “amoeba.” Others say “paramecium.” I say it looks like the male reproductive cells of an iguana, swimming in utter confusion toward an egg that doesn’t exist. 

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Pardon me, ma’am, but could you please stop playing Temple Run? It’s kind of the NBA playoffs, and you’re kind of sitting courtside.

With seconds left in regulation, the Indiana Pacers were trailing the Miami Heat by three and Game 1 of the 2013 Eastern Conference Finals was on the line. Everyone in American Airlines Arena knew this was it—make-or-break time—and they all stood in rapt attention.

Everyone except one fan, who was busy tapping away at her smartphone as Paul George threw up a game-tying three-pointer. 

The stadium erupted—mostly in gasps—and if you look closely in this video, you can see her head pop up like a Whack-a-Mole.

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The season might be over for Russell Westbrook, but he is doing all he can to lift the spirits of those affected by the recent tornado that destroyed a portion of Moore and Oklahoma City. 

Yahoo! Sports brings us a report with the beautiful images we need at such times. It all centers around the Oklahoma City Thunder star doing what he can to lend some support and goodwill to people who need it most. 

One image that seems to be making the rounds at the moment is Westbrook slapping five with someone we are confident is his biggest fan at the moment. 

If you enjoy that image, The Basketball Jones' Trey Kerby has a GIF that keeps on giving in the smiles department. 

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Dwyane Wade only looks like he threw on whatever was in his closet. 

Business Insider brings us the latest news on the peculiar fashion choices Wade brings to the NBA playoff podium. 

It seems the wardrobe he dons every night has been picked out long beforehand, making these something of a premeditated fashion crime. Someone alert the proper sartorial authorities. 

The Miami Heat star has a fashion consultant, because no self-respecting NBA player would be without one. Calyann Barnett, the fashion-forward person behind Wade's more audacious attire, was on with ESPN's Mike & Mike .

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Jim Harbaugh will have the honor of driving the Indy 500 pace car. 

The Indianapolis Star reports the current San Francisco 49ers head coach, who once played quarterback for the Colts, will be in Indy this weekend for a featured role on the track. 

The report reminds us that Harbaugh is a co-owner of Panther Racing, which will send JR Hildebrand, Townsend Bell and Oriol Servia out to race this Sunday. 

Harbaugh is, of course, thrilled to sit in the famed seat of the ceremonial pace car, so much so that he is even dreaming about the day.