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According to Helio Castroneves, winning the Indianapolis 500 is better than sex, which means we are now putting winning the Indy 500 on our bucket lists. 

Fox Sports spotted an interview the three-time Indy winner gave to Detroit's 97.1 The Ticket's "Stoney and Bill" show

The normal back and forth about the upcoming race devolved into a rather interesting topic when one of the hosts apparently asked, "If you had a choice… would you give up sex for a year with your wife to win Indy?"

Well, Castroneves is not married but he is dating the lovely Adriana Henao, and the two shared in the birth of their daughter, Mikaella, back in 2009

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Any postseason glory Tim Duncan takes from these particular NBA playoffs might be bittersweet as he may be going through a divorce at the moment. 

The San Antonio Express-News' Patrick Danner (h/t Slam Online) does a sizable amount of legal sleuthing to uncover what very well might be a pending divorce between Duncan and his wife of over 11 years, Amy. 

So far there has been no confirmation that Duncan is indeed one of the parties featured in divorce documents at the Bexar County District Court. However, Danner spotted evidence to assume that the end of Duncan's season will coincide with a split from his wife. 

The report notes that the pending divorce includes a specific request that, "legal discovery in the case be postponed until after the Spurs' last playoff game."

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They get us through timeouts, halftimes and between-innings. No, I am not talking about your smartphones, but the classic entertainment that plays out on Jumbotrons across America. 

HooplaHa, the same people who brought you the street basketball positive play-by-play video, compiled a highlight reel that provides plenty more laughs. 

Really, there are some classic moments stuffed into this video compilation of fans and ushers going nuts just to pass the time whenever there is a lull in the action. 

Thankfully, many of the clips featured the younger fans, because there is nothing more annoying than watching adults act like the 15 seconds they are on the Jumbotron will be their stepping stone to 15 minutes of fame. 

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Nothing sends a warm tingle down the back of the spine like a finger-pointing legal battle between wealthy divorcees now, does it?

If for some reason you felt like your life was lacking the icy tang of baby-mama drama this week, relief is on its way. Steve Nash has found himself locked in a legal battle with his ex-wife, Alejandra Amarilla, who claims the Lakers guard is trying to block her from moving to Los Angeles to avoid paying child support.

According to TMZ, Amarilla has filed court documents alleging that Nash is trying to block her from relocating her and their children from Phoenix, Arizona to Los Angeles, California. 

Allegedly, Nash has asked her not to make the move because he believes he might be traded from the Lakers or have to retire from the game. Amarilla says this isn’t the case, and that the ballplayer is trying to avoid paying out for the huge child support settlement that could be imposed on him under California state law.

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Working in the news media industry means working in a business where accuracy is pretty much everything.

We don’t always get it right, but rarely do we ever get it as wrong as Fox Sports did while airing Thursday night’s game between the Kansas City Royals and the Los Angeles Angels, as Awful Announcing points out.

During a break in the action, a graphic arrived on viewers’ screens posing a question for baseball fans: "Which young player would you like to start a franchise with?”

Me? I’ve always wanted to open a Chipotle with Derek Holland, but we can assume they meant “baseball franchise.” We can also assume they didn’t proofread this graphic even once.

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Is there a family of “Quicks” on your block? Do you live in Kansas City?

If so, then you might know the fan who ran onto the field during the Royals-Angels game on Thursday night, May 23. He was quick as the bunny rabbit, and at least one cop ate dirt as he pulled off the ultimate baseball heist of stealing the rosin bag, according to Larry Brown Sports

It was the bottom of the eighth when the game ratcheted up to Benny Hill chase levels. Angels reliever Michael Kohn was on the mound when the fan hit the field. It was a spectacle only fans in the stadium were able to see in its entirety, but the camera did capture the pivotal moment—the heist.

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The Washington Nationals took Internet gold and made it into a priceless fashion treasure.

For the Win reports that Nationals players did the one sensible thing you do when you find out your pitching coach once posed for Playgirl: You make a t-shirt with the picture. 

For those uninitiated, Baseball Prospectus featured a guest columnist, Michael Clair, who profiled some MLB stars from the 1980s who once posed for Playgirl

If you have the time, I highly encourage you to read Clair's work, which features hilariously written descriptions for each picture. 

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Alex Rodriguez is still making millions well away from the field. 

TMZ reports the New York Yankees third baseman, who is still on the disabled list nursing his surgically repaired hip, managed one helluva flip. 

Don't worry, guys. It seems this man is going to be well taken care when he decides to hobble into retirement. 

Sotheby's (h/t Business Insider) has more information, including some stunning pics of Rodriguez's quaint Miami Beach abode he just flipped at a remarkable profit. 

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Someone better teach Koji Uehara proper high-five form before he kills someone. 

Larry Brown Sports, Yahoo! Sports and many others spotted what has to be the most ecstatic setup man high-five in baseball at the moment. 

Uehara comes out of the game after a successful eighth inning against the Chicago White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field. 

Really, there was nothing shocking about the moments before Uehara blasts Shane Victorino with the full force of a man who hasn't mastered the fine art of restrained high-fives. 

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Add taking off your pants to the list of violations that will get you thrown from the pitch. 

Big Lead brings us a video that features a smashing goal as well as a player who thought it wise to take off his shorts and dance victoriously towards the crowd. 

According to its report, the moment comes during a Thai Premier League fixture when Muangthong United's midfielder Mario Gjurovski (also spelled Mario Djurovski) scores to put his side up two goals. 

Wanting to add a touch more flamboyance to the moment, Gjurovski goes from pointing to the fans to, well, something else altogether.