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      <title>You Got Owned-May 23,2009</title>
      <author>markus griffith</author>
      <description>Welcome to another edition of You Got Owned

Before we start off I would like to deacated this epsoided to the late great Owen Hart.

Last week's No.1 spot holder was Legacy So let's see did they stay or go. 

 As you know Legacy end up at the No.1 spot  last week when their arch rvile Batista said through his actions that he was not going to be taking their crap no more. 

Are you kiding me after what happened to them this week ha. They're still on the list but to find out what spot they landed at you have to read on&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/182358-you-got-owned-may232009"&gt;Begin Slideshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 23 May 2009 23:15:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/182358-you-got-owned-may232009</link>
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      <title>You Got Owned-May 17,2009</title>
      <author>markus griffith</author>
      <description>Wellcome to another edition of "You Got Owned." 


As I said last week I will now put last week's No.1 spot holder on the front and see what they have done to stay at that spot or leave the list. 


Last week's No.1 spot holder was Chris Jericho. So lets see did he stay or go. 

As we all know Chris landed at No.1 last week spot last week when for the second week in a row that no one on the SmackDown roster was gonna take his crap.When both Rey and Jeff made sure that he did not get into the WHC match at Judgment Day or disrespect SmackDown G.M. Teddy Long.

This week Chris is not at the No.1 spot but his ego keept him on the list. What spot did he land at, well you have to read on to find out. &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/177604-you-got-owned-may172009"&gt;Begin Slideshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 18:44:30 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/177604-you-got-owned-may172009</link>
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      <title>You Got Owned-May 10, 2009</title>
      <author>markus griffith</author>
      <description>Wellcome to another edition of  "You Got Owned"

There is a new segment on the show I will like to let you know about. I will put last week's No.1 spot holder on the front and see what they have done to stay at the spot or leave the list. Last week's No.1 spot holder was The Big Show. so lets see did he stay or go.

Well as we all know Show landed at the No.1 spot last week when RAW G.M. Vicke told him that she wanted to keep their relationship professional then being cost a No.1 contenders match by John Cena.
This week he show John Cena how angry he was for him costing that match by beating him like a rag doll. So with no other upsets happening to Show this pass I think its safe to say that he left the list. &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/172063-you-got-owned-may102009"&gt;Begin Slideshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 19:25:04 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/172063-you-got-owned-may102009</link>
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      <title>You Got Owned-May2,2009</title>
      <author>markus griffith</author>
      <description>Wellcome to the first of many "You got owned". Now I now what your thinking why is John Cena on the front cover? Now I know he has not been owned that much, but he has serntly owned alot of his fellow superstars in the past seven years he has been in the WWE. Just like WWE.com's "Top 5" I will highlight the top five moments of the week from RAW,ECW,SmackDown and Superstar. But I will not be ranking the top five moments on how much action was in them,but by how funny they where. Now time to make history with the first "You got owned" &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/166517-you-got-owned"&gt;Begin Slideshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:50:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/166517-you-got-owned</link>
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      <title>I Smell a Rat, and It's the Billion-Dollar Princess</title>
      <author>markus griffith</author>
      <description>&lt;div class="content"&gt;I have a feeling that Stephanie McMahon is secretly in Legacy.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;I mean isn't it funny how when it got out that Vince was coming back, this whole feud started?&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Just look at it, when Stephanie became GM of RAW, she gave Randy a few No. 1 contender matches and even granted him the two handicap matches that he wanted.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;And if you look at some of the promos with Stephanie and Randy after Randy punted Vince, you will see that they were not acting like two people who are not secretly partners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have had this feeling since January. Like I have stated in my opening paragraph, isn't it funny how this feud started? It started the exact same week Vince was coming back.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;So being that Stephanie knew that once her dad came back, she would have little to no control, what could she do? She enlists the help&amp;nbsp;of Legacy.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;And why wouldn't&amp;nbsp;Legacy take the deal? They are already a dominant stable and with the GM in your stable, you will have all the power.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;How does she pull it off with no one knowing?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Any how, now that&amp;nbsp;Stephanie is in Legacy, what she does is start planning how to make Randy champ without anybody knowing she had anything to do with it. What she does is begin a feud with Chris Jericho; she fires him, knowing full well that he will show up next week pleading his case to Vince on why he should have never been fired.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;The week Vince comes back, Stephanie tells Randy,Cody and Ted whats going to happen that night. she tell them the plan. Which starts with a rumour that Randy is going to get&amp;nbsp;fired for what he did to Manu and Sim Snuka last week.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Randy goes to Stephanie's office to find out if he is getting fired. This turns out to be false; however, while in&amp;nbsp;Stephanie's office, Stephanie says some rude things to Randy. Randy says she is worthless, which gets him slapped by Stephanie.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;So at the end of the night, Chris is in the ring pleading his case to Vince on why he should have never been fired. Vince doesn't rehire Chris, but Stephanie does. So now Randy comes out telling Vince and demanding an apology for what Stephanie did to him earlier.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;After&amp;nbsp;Randy insults Stephanie some more, Vince tells her to leave the ring. Then Vince begins to insult Randy and eventually tells Randy to apologize to him or he will be fired.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Randy refuses to apologize which leads to Vince firing Randy, but before he can utter the words Randy slaps him and punts him in the head. This takes Vince out so Stephanie's can continue her plan.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bump in the road&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Being that the Royal Rumble was that Sunday, and Randy was the only one&amp;nbsp;with any kind of alliance going into the rumble, he won. So being that he won, the Royal Rumble&amp;nbsp; means that he was guaranteed a world title shoot at WrestleMania 25.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;However, Shane wanted to get revenge on Randy for he did to his dad. Stephanie and Randy had to think of a diversion so Shane wouldn't catch on to their plan.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;This led to the law suits that Randy said he would press if fired and the no holds barred match at No Way Out. So that Shane lost. Stephanie knew that Shane wouldn't stop until he's on top, she told Randy to take him out,, so he would not be able to interfere in their plan anymore.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Sudden change in gold&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Well after Triple H won the WWE title at No Way Out, Randy decided that he's gonna&amp;nbsp; challenge Triple H for the WWE title at WrestleMania 25. So once he tells Stephanie, she calls&amp;nbsp;Triple H acting like she is worried about Shane, when she is just setting him up.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;The match with Shane and Randy goes on and&amp;nbsp;ends with Shane getting punted in the&amp;nbsp;head by Randy and Stephanie coming to the ring to check on Shane, but actually she was coming to the ring so Randy can RKO her and Randy could start feuding with Triple H.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;So after Triple H cools down, he provokes Randy to&amp;nbsp;use his Royal Rumble win to face him at&amp;nbsp;WrestleMania 25&amp;nbsp;for the WWE title instead of the World Heavyweight Champion. In which Randy did accept Triple H's challenge but said some words of his own.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;Which made Triple H very angry and told Randy that this was now personal and "I'm gonna BREAK YOUR NECK!!!"&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;History shows.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="content"&gt;In this paragraph I will show how history supports my theory&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class="content"&gt;The WWE title has changed hands only twice at No Way Out&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;2/25/01-Kurt Angle vs The Rock&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;Where The Rock defeat Kurt and goes on to WM17 to defend the then WWF championship against the 2001 Royal Rumble winner Stone Cold Steve Austin who wins the championship and then we finds out that he made a deal with his arch rival.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;2/15/04-Eddie Guerrero vs Brock Lesnar&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;Where Eddie defeats Brock because Brock is leaving the company&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li class="content"&gt;Stephanie has turned on her family before&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;12/12/99-Triple H vs Vince (Armageddon)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;After this match which Triple H won. Stephanie revealed that she on Triple H's side and not her dad's.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="content"&gt;Also she tried to take her dad out of business when she revealed that she was the new owner of ECW and that she and Shane was going to take their dad out of business.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:37:09 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/142434-i-smeel-a-rat-and-its-the-billion-dollar-princess</link>
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