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      <title>Oink Oink, Joba!: The Top Five Reasons Joba Chamberlain Is a Ridiculous Pig</title>
      <author>Goon</author>
      <description>The top five reasons why Joba Chamberlain is a ridiculous pig are:

5) He has been over-hyped since the moment he came to the big leagues. He was hailed as one of the greatest pitching prospects since Dwight Gooden and since then he has been a miserable failure. He hasn't been able to become more than a five inning pitcher, and lately he can't even succeed at that. 

He doesn't fit in the bullpen and he doesn't fit in the starting rotation. I guess that means that he doesn't fit in the big leagues. 

He is perhaps the biggest disappointment in the history of professional baseball.

Can anyone say fat overrated failure?&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://bleacherreport.com/articles/256098-oink-oink-joba-oink-oink"&gt;Begin Slideshow&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:08:38 -0400</pubDate>
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      <category>Humor</category>
      <category>Baseball</category>
      <category>MLB</category>
      <category>New York Yankees</category>
      <category>Joba Chamberlain</category>
      <category>New York</category>
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