The Guaranteed Way to Get a Bleacher Report T-Shirt

Bruce Campbell — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 11:24:29 -0400

Although I am a little disappointed with the complete lack of creativity I've seen from all of these t-shirt wanters on the site, I have come up with a guaranteed way to get one of the coveted items.

Step 1
Go to any store that sells white t-shirts.

Step 2
Buy the t-shirt.

Step 3
Go to any store that sells sharpies or, if you want a little something special, puff-paint.

Step 4
Buy said products.

Step 5
Ship the shirt and sharpie(s) along with a return package and $15 to me. I'll accept cash or check (please allow up to 15 days for check to clear). Email me for the address.

Step 6
You should get a custom t-shirt back in 4-8 weeks.

You could also attempt to make one yourself but I wouldn't recommend it.

Golfing Isn't A Sport and Golfers Aren't Athletes

Bruce Campbell — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 11:53:54 -0400

This is my first BleacherReport article and I wanted to make one thing clear: If you think golfers are athletes and that golf is a sport, you are either wrong or a golfer. If you don't believe me look at the above photo.

Somebody once told me "if you don't think golfing is a sport, try walking a few miles in 100 degree weather and swinging a golf club every so often."

After watching this person eat a donut, I responded with "If you think golfing is a sport try playing a real sport for 10 minutes."

You see golfing is not a sport. It is simply a luxury and even if a golf tournament was held in 100 degree weather I'd bet money that every participants would bitch about it. Give me a break you jokesters!

With all that said, I would like to acknowledge someone with a vision of changing golf. This man’s name is Tripp Isenhour. If golfing was all about launching balls at a high-velocity towards endangered birds, I would at least refer to it as a manly activity. It still would in no way be a sport, but about 300 times more fun to watch.

The only way golfing could be any less of a sport is if, instead of walking you just drove around in little cars in between each shot. Oh my god! They exists, they’re called golf carts.

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Golfing Isn't A Sport and Golfers Aren't Athletes