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    <title>Bleacher Report - Articles by LunaticFridge</title>
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      <title>Dana White Insults Another Group</title>
      <author>LunaticFridge</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;In Dana's latest "video blog", he explicitly and horrendously insults the grammar community. Obviously he is trying to say that &amp;ldquo;the fights are going to be awesome next Saturday&amp;rdquo;, but without any thought to the inappropriate insult to readers everywhere, he bastardizes it into a crude and harsh &amp;ldquo;FIGHTS GOING TO BE AWESOME NEXT SATURDAY&amp;rdquo;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is completely unacceptable and we should boycott the English language until he apologizes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;On a side note: This stuff is the reason I love &lt;a href="/dana-white"&gt;Dana White&lt;/a&gt;. He can take all these whiners who try to pull controversy out of their butts whenever they can, and just brush &amp;lsquo;em off like they don&amp;rsquo;t matter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Because they don&amp;rsquo;t. This was hilarious and wholly justified. Keep up the good work.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:06:54 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/156789-dana-whie-insults-another-group</link>
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      <category>Humor</category>
      <category>Fighting</category>
      <category>MMA</category>
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      <title>UFC Rankings As They Relate to Title Shots</title>
      <author>LunaticFridge</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Ever wonder how those UFC rankings determine title shots? Well wonder no more!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Champ - Guy with the belt&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;1) Biggest marketable fighter for a title shot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;2) Guy who probably deserves the title shot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;3) Guy getting the next title shot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;4) Fighter who is really No. 7 or No. 8, but most likely getting a title shot soon. &amp;nbsp;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;5) Big name fighter with or without recent wins. Doesn't deserve a title shot, but can still headline a PPV.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;6) Gatekeeper who could actually pull off a title shot with one or two more wins. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;7) Big-name fighter with or without recent wins. Can still headline a PPV, but even casual fans wouldn't accept a title shot.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;8) Gatekeeper who is two losses away from being cut.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;9) Upcoming fighter with the most recent win.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;10) Big name fighter who doesn't really deserve to be in the top 10, but they'already got two or three fighters that the casual fans haven't heard of.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm pretty sure this can be applied to every  weight class with a tolerance of maybe + or -1.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also... that pic has nothing to do with the article...but woudn't it have been awesome if Fedor and Tito had went at it when the bell rang. Fedor over the economic recession by second round TKO.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 21:09:12 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/130734-ufc-rankings-as-they-relate-to-title-shots</link>
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      <category>Fighting</category>
      <category>MMA</category>
      <category>UFC</category>
      <category>Opinion</category>
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