Bleacher Report - Articles by RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz

Exclusive Clip: R&R With Ms. Marina

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 18:16:52 -0400

Coming Soon, from the creators of "Inside the Mind of Dr. Hayley" comes a series that my mom calls "cool, fresh, dramatic, and down-right adorable!" You have been one of the chosen few to see this exclusive clipping. Enjoy.

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Now, that I finally got a day to myself away from the madness that is Dr. Hayley's office, I'm off to the nail salon!

As I sit in the pink salon chair waiting for my custom RKO nail job, I hear "Voices" coming from somewhere. I bob my head along to it until I realize my phone is ringing!

Me: Hello? (I quickly realize its my real estate agent, Craig.)

Craig: Hello, Marina. I called to let you know that the property you were eyeing is available to be looked at right now.

Me: Craig, that's great! I'll be over there faster than you can punt an old man!

I dash out the door not realizing my nail job was only half done. As I drive down the road, I think 'What would Randy do if he landed on the moon?'

After pondering that thought, I take a sip out of my almond white-chocolate latte, and pull up to this building I had hopes of buying. It was a dusty, abandoned old building. I think people say it used to be an old insane asylum.

Me: Craig, how much is this place selling for?

Craig: I believe it sells for *looks over clipboard* $750.

Me: Really? That's great! Isn't it beautiful?

Craig: Um...Well, it's quite something.

Me: It sure is! You know i've always wanted to open a spa.

Craig: You said that last month when you were trying open that gas station, or the month before that when you tried to open that retirement home.

Me: You know what? You are so right! I have so much dreams including being a talk-show host, being married to Randy Orton, being a nurse, being an astronaut...*keeps talking*

Craig just has this exasperated and annoyed look on his face like he was dealing with an annoying five-year-old child who wouldn't shut up.

Me: Did I say that I wanted to be married to Randy Orton?

Craig: YES! You said that five times!

Me: Ok well put down on that overly-priced clipboard of yours that I want to buy this place!

As I drive away of the estate, I was thinking 'Who invented baby oil?' I take another sip of my now-cold latte, and then it came to me.

Me: Duh! Randy did! How could I be so stupid?

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Please keep in mind that this is fiction. Based purely on my imagination. If you happen to find my missing laptop, please return it to Dr. Hayley's office ASAP.

Thank you so much for reading! Please comment and rate. Hopefully you "liked" it!

WWE Theme Song Smackdown!

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:58:29 -0400

Hello and welcome to the 1st annual WWE Theme Song Smackdown! Just to clear things up, if someone has already done something like this, please let me know so I can change the "1st annual part". Ok then! Lets get started! Here are the "Rules": 1. I will present one superstar at a time. You pick which is the better theme based on likability, how long it will stay in your head & overall awesomeness. 2. You will cast your votes on the comments section. I will tally the votes and present a results article later. 3. Have Fun!

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Another DiBiase in Legacy? Yes, Please!

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 18:54:55 -0400

Just so everyone knows, when I refer to DiBiase, I mean Ted DiBiase Jr. This is just to clear up any confusion that may come up. Thank you very much and enjoy.

Hello everyone! Thanks for spending minutes out of your hectic schedule to read my article today. It is very much appreciated.

Ok then, here we go! As I have seen at SummerSlam and on RAW, it seems that we have another potential Legacy member in the works, and he comes in the form of Brett DiBiase, Ted's younger sibling. I fully believe that Legacy could use another member, but there is a couple problems there:

1. The feud between Cody Rhodes, Ted DiBiase and DX is getting really good. If Brett were to join Legacy, where would he fit in? Interfering in matches can only get you so far.

2. Although, I have seen and heard of him in FCW, I think it will take a little bit work to get the WWE Universe used to him. What I mean is that you can't just throw someone into a stable and say: "Ok, here he is, hate him". It doesn't work this way. I personally think he needs to develop his on-screen character.

There are a little bit of road blocks there but as we seen on RAW, it seems as if Orton doesn't want Brett to be there. This may be a reverse-psychology thing they're trying to pull on us. They are trying to make us think that Randy doesn't want Brett to join Legacy, but in reality he is going to be.

I have so many questions regarding this, but one really sticks out. Why now? Why did Vince choose to bring him up now?

That is a question we will have to wait and see to answer, my friends.

I also think that his tenure won't be for long, because there is no room for Brett if he joins Legacy now. Maybe, just maybe, I might get what i'm asking for, and he'll develop his character. Then later, he will join Legacy.

Just imagine this: If Brett were to join Legacy, would he go through tests like the others or maybe face some hazing? My opinion is that he would go through tests instead of hazing because I would think hazing would be too comical for Legacy.

I would love to see him in Legacy, just not at this moment. He could possibly help Rhodes and DiBiase against DX but I don't think he'll take place in any of their matches. He is a great athlete, and would fit in great, just not at this time.

Closing Statements:

I would like to thank you for reading. If you have something to say or just have criticism for me, please feel free to comment and rate. Thank you again.

B/R Writers Back To School: Will B/R Go Too Quiet?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 10:04:12 -0400

Hello everyone! Gosh it seems so long since I've been on this side of the article! Anyway I wanted to ask the question: Will B/R have a decrease in activity for school?

As I have seen, a lot of young writers have sprouted up and started writing. Now with school coming around the corner, will they stop getting on?

I am actually going back to school myself so I've faced the harsh reality that I won't see all you wonderful people on a daily basis *snifel*.

Here are the factors that I think may stop writers going back to school: (Keep in mind these are just my opinion...)

1) Parents. Parents may think that homework and studying for school is much more important than getting on B/R on a daily basis.

-> Example: "Mom! Let me get on Bleacher Report!" says writer. "No, I think you should study your math facts for Mr. Smith's class! No more computer for you Mister!" says Mom

2) Computer Security. At School, they are take EXTREME measures to make sure the students don't get on something they are not supposed to get on. At my school, they have blocked everything!

-> Example: Things like: Miniclip.com, Wikipedia.com, & many, many others. Hopefully in the future, they won't block Bleacherreport.com.

3) Lack of going to the computers. In school, last year, we were lucky enough to get on the computers a lot. So I was able to get on B/R a lot.

-> Example: If the teachers do not require to go into computer lab, well no computers, no B/R.

4) What If No Computer At Home? If people like me don't have a computer at home, it's twice as hard. Due to studying and doing homework, its hard for us to go to a neighbor's house or a cyber cafe to do our B/R business.

-> Example: If I desprately need to get on B/R, & my neighbor isn't home, and the cyber cafe is closed, then what do I do?

These reasons make me wonder if the activities of writers like myself that are going back to school will cease or just slow down.

Please vote on the poll. It'll ask you the question I have been asking this whole time.

Also, please leave your comments and rate. Thanks for your time!

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Finlay, MIA: Has SmackDown Forgotten About Him?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:08:31 -0400

Hello everyone! Gosh it seems so long since I have done one of these!

Anyway, I am here to see what happened to everyone's favorite fighting Irishman. We all know and love Finlay, but do we all know how he came into the WWE in 2006?

He made his debut on SmackDown! on January 20, 2006, and the rest, as they say, is history.

I haven't really seen Finlay on WWE TV since attacking Christian and Tommy Dreamer on ECW. What do you guys think?

For those that don't know, we have have a little system here at WWE MIA we like to call: V.I.R.D.M? That stands for Vacation? Injury? Release? or Dark Matches?

I, personally, think that since Finlay had problems with his eye, he could be on injury leave. Either that or he could be on Vacation. Since ECW decided to put the belt on Tommy Dreamer, I think Finlay has been slightly nudged out of the title picture.

I am thinking there are a lot of possibilities surrounding this issue. I want to know what you guys think.

Do any of you actually know what happened to Finlay? These are the root questions of this series. Or maybe, Finlay isn't even MIA in the first place? Have any of you guys seen Finlay lately? If so, please let me know.

Thank you for spending a couple minutes of your day with me. Please rate and comment!

What I Would Like To See From Vladimir Kozolov

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:08:56 -0400

Hello everyone, I would first like to apologize for my absence. As you have seen on my profile, it was been extremely difficult for me to get online.

Anyway, I would like to express what I would like to see Vladimir Kozlov do, and what I would like to see him to become. I know he is not the most exposed or popular superstar in the WWE, but I would like to touch on the subject.

We all know that Kozlov known as the "Moscow Mauler". Sure, he's bruiting and intimidating, but what I am wondering is, what else can WWE do with him?

Being just a powerhouse with a, in my opinion, boring gimmick won't make Vince much money.

What gave me the idea for this article was that a couple weeks ago on ECW, Kozlov came out with a huge smile on his face. This was very surprising for me because he is usually so stoic. No emotion.

With that being said, I personally think that Kozlov would make a great face. His gimmick could use a little elbow grease, but hey.

The WWE definitely messed up with The Great Khali. If you think about it, The Great Khali was just like Kozlov in the beginning of his career. Khali was just a big, strong guy who beat up jobbers, and was occasionally in the title picture.

The WWE creative team now has another chance to do something with a jobber-magnet like Vladimir Kozlov. He has a bunch of potential.

What do you guys think? I would like to know what you think and what your stance on this "issue."

Please rate and comment!

Welcome To The B/R Pondering Plaza!

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Tue, 26 May 2009 15:52:26 -0400

Hello fellow editors, newcomers, and veterans! You are probably wondering what this is, right?

Well, I came up with this idea, and you know how everybody has questions about sports or the B/R communities, right?

This is the place where you can express your ideas without suppression! And if you think this isn't really a good idea, let me know. THIS IS ONLY EXPERIMENTAL!

All you have to do is ask ANY (a sports or B/R relevant question, of course!) question that comes into your head, and leave it as a comment. If anybody knows the answer to your question, they can gladly leave a reply.

This would also save a lot of time rather than go to people's pages and ask them these questions. Like I said before, this is only EXPERIMENTAL!! This is also a good way for people in our community & other communities as well to come to together!

So, go ahead and try it! Someone just might answer that question that has been killing you for all these years!

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Paul London MIA: Has RAW Forgotten About Him?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Fri, 22 May 2009 14:26:01 -0400

Hello fellow peers, writers, & editors! My apologies for keeping you waiting on this edition of "WWE MIA". Today, I will analyze the disappearance of a former cruiserweight champion, & tag team champion, Paul London.

To get the ball rolling, Paul London made his WWE debut in 2003, and started his career in the tag-team division. Brian Kendrick was actually London's first teammate under the name Spanky (who doesn't remember the Spanky-John Cena thing?).

He later began feuds with several superstars, and became the WWE cruiserweight champion. When London & Kendrick was formed, they were managed by Ashley. When the tag-team was moved to RAW, well lets say London faded out.

I will ask my patented V.I.R.D.M? (tm). Is Paul London on a vacation? Is he injured? Was he released? Or could he just be in dark matches?

I personally was thinking about what great, electric in-ring ability he had. This is the thing that WWE is lacking. In my honest opinion, I think that WWE tends to go with whoever is more marketable, rather than who's got the best athleticism.

I think that the WWE really needs to bring back its cruiserweight division. There are so many talented, athletic people in the WWE, and I think that they need to be used A LOT better.

So, anyway, I would like to know what you think on this issue. Please rate & comment!

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Kung Fu Naki MIA: Has SmackDown! Forgot About Him?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:01:19 -0400

Hello! It's time for another edition of "WWE MIA"! Today we will focus our attention on one man: Kung Fu Naki!

As you may know, Kung Fu Naki used to go as just Funaki. His gimmick was "SmackDown's No. 1 Announcer!" His new gimmick is a karate master from the foothills of Japan!

I recently got "Voices: WWE The Music, Vol. 9." His entrance theme is on there. And it got me thinking, what happened to him? I can't really recall the last time I have seen him on WWE TV...

WWE actually gave him a very very very very (very!) small push at the beginning of the year. You're probably thinkin, when?

If you can recall, on SmackDown! he had a string of wins against a couple people. Thus, giving me the reason for saying he had a VERY small push. Do you think it could be considered as a push?

Anyway, I am hoping that you, the reader, will help me in this investigation. I am a total Wikipedia junkie, so I hope over there it will shed some light on this issue.

As of right now, what do you think happened to Kung Fu Naki? Injury? Release? Vacation? Dark Matches?

Those, my friends, are the answers we shall seek today! So please, leave any comments on what you think happened, what you think of the series, or your all-around opinion on this article.

Don't be intimated to say what you feel! Until next time, this has been an edition of "WWE MIA"! Thank You!

(Don't Worry, I'm sure he's there physically!)

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Was "WWE Superstars" Necessary?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:12:18 -0400

Hello fellow writers! I am back with another opinion article, and I am hoping you will take part.

As you may or may not know, a new WWE TV Show has emerged. It is called "WWE Superstars" and it is on WGN America. I was wondering:

Was it necessary for WWE to put out another show?

We already have RAW on Monday, ECW on Tuesday, and SmackDown on Friday. Do we really need another show?

I'm kind of torn on this issue because I love WWE programming and I love to watch it every chance I get. But then, how much is too much?

I was skeptical about it, but i think that it's OK. I honestly thought when I seen the first commercial that "WWE Superstars" was going to be a highlight show like WWE A.M Raw or The WWE Experience.

These are some questions that I have for you: Does WWE really have the money to put another show with the economy the way it is? Will "WWE Superstars" last?

Also, Without Canada and some parts of the U.S, is "WWE Superstars" on WGN America a good idea?

I do think that the main event tonight is a three-star match. I seriously think the matches need to get better! Anyway, don't forget to comment! 'Till next time!

Breaking It Down: Matt Hardy's Push

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:13:04 -0400

As you may know, in all the bouts between the Hardys, Matt Hardy has won all of them and has been given a much-needed push.

This storyline came about of Matt's envy of Jeff's dynamic success (kayfabe?). While it all started at the Royal Rumble but I was thinking of something lost in the storyline — was Jeff's WWE title reign too short?

It was only 2 months but I also think that Matt hasn't really gotten a well-done push in a while.

At Wrestlemania 25, Matt won in a BIG way and won in a stretcher match on the following Smackdown.

Will Matt win again at Backlash? I don't think he won because of Jeff's crazy stunts gone awry.

Is the WWE motioning for Matt Hardy to take center stage? Do they think Jeff is over-exposed? These are the questions we must fathom my friends...

Also, one must wonder, after this rivalry, Will they make up & reform the Hardy Boyz?

My head is spinning with questions regarding this issue. I hope that you, the reader, can shed some insight on this issue. If you read my last article on the Hardy's, you knew that it blew. I think this one is way better!

Comments are always welcome, and feedback is always appreciated.

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Umaga MIA: Has SmackDown! Forgotten About Him?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 18:52:07 -0400

What happened to Umaga? I haven't seen him on WWE television in while and it got me thinking.

Has SmackDown forgotten about him? I mean, I'm sure they know he's there physically, but did they forget his ability to perform in the ring?

I loved his bouts with John Cena and, although he isn't the best on the mic, I thought he was going to go far the WWE.

I don't really know if he's wrestling in dark matches, if he got released, or if he got another injury, but I would like to know!

I was also thinking that he could be in a great storyline with Vladamir Kozlov or something like that. Battle of the Smackdown's Largest Athletes—aside from The Big Show!

I remember when Umaga came back from an injury a couple months ago, I was psyched! But how long did his time last? These are the things that make me wonder...

Anyway, I would like to hear your thoughts! I also know that my picture isn't all that relevant, but my computer wouldn't let me upload my picture of Umaga.

2009 WWE Pay-Per-View Schedule (RE-ISSUE)

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:20:51 -0400

Hello everybody. I am here to provide the schedule of future WWE events coming in this year, if you didn't see it before. Some people may think that this is un-necessary but, I thought it would be great to re-issue this article again. (If any info is incorrect, please let me know.)

Night Of Champions will be on July 26, 2009 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at the Wachovia Center.

SummerSlam will be in Los Angeles on Aug. 23, 2009 at the Staples Center.

Soon after, Breaking Point (Unforgiven) will be at the Bell Centre in Montreal, Quebec on Sep. 13, 2009!

Hell In A Cell (No Mercy) will be on Oct. 4, 2009 at the Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

On Oct. 25, 2009 in East Rutherford, New Jersey at the Izod Center, will be Annihilation (Cyber Sunday).

At the nation's capital on Nov. 22, 2009, Survivor Series will be at the Verizon Center!

I was unable to find any info on Armageddon. If anybody has any information, please leave a comment!

This article is for reference and not for entertainment, so if you are bored, I understand!

I hope this helps in anyway possible!

(Almost forgot to give credit for this to WikiPedia!)

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NFL vs. WWE: Could Another One of these Battle Royals Take Place?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:37:47 -0400

Do you think possibly the WWE could bring back the monumental Battle-Royal that hosted the likes of Andre The Giant, William "The Refrigerator" Perry, & others? This is a question I have been dying to ask!

I think it could be possible, although I think the NFL might not be interested in affiliating with "fake" sports. It would bring an unlimited amount of shock and curiosity!

We could have the likes of Jay Cutler, LT, Randy Moss and others join in! It would bring a very high rating to whatever it is broadcasted on!

It could be a conglomeration of sports fans, football & wrestling alike! To me, this is a very exciting idea! I do doubt that it will happen though......

Nonetheless, it is a great thought to think of! I don't think that someone like Big Show would win because it's too predictable. It's more of a flashback—20 years before!

Anyway, it was just a thought, and I think it would be really great, if it actually happened!

Feel free to express your thoughts on this massive idea! It would be the boost WWE needs and could bring in extra ratings while they're at it!

Anti-Hero: Is Orton the Most Beloved Heel?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:37:45 -0400

Hello everyone! I am back with the opposite of my last article, and I am now asking you, is Randy Orton the most beloved heel as of today?

I certainly think so, but that's just my opinion! I want to know because I think there is a lot of people who love Orton, but I might be wrong...

I have made a list why I think Orton could be beloved:

-He is (VERY) good-looking.

-He has a great character.

-He has that appeal that makes you love to hate him (or love to love him)!

-He is smart at what he does.

I have also made a list why fans might despise him more than love him:

-He goes after baby faces.

-He is very daunting.

-He does things some fans might not approve of.

I think it might be 50/50 on this one, but let me know what you think!

I thank you for your undivided attention!!

New WWE Studios Productions Are on the Horizon

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:58:57 -0400

Breaking news!

I have just found out about new movies in the works from WWE Studios!

As you may know, Mr. Kennedy starred in the last WWE Studios production, Behind Enemy Lines: Colombia, to be released later this year. Other movies like The Marine, See No Evil, and The Condemned are widely known as well.

WWE's latest feature, 12 Rounds, starring John Cena, comes out March 27.

I have also found about three new projects that WWE Studios is, has, or will be working on in the next year or two.

The first project will feature Ted DiBiase Jr. in The Marine 2, a straight-to-DVD release in 2010. DiBiase stars alongside Temuera Morrison, Lara Cox, and Robert Coleby.

The second project, Sucker Punch, stars none other than Big Show, but not many details have been spilled yet. At the moment, the release date has not been determined.

The third project is also somewhat mysterious. It appears to be a remake of the classic movie Missing In Action, starring Chuck Norris. No cast names or a release date have been released.

I would like to thank Wikipedia for this information.

http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WWE_Studios

After WM25: What Will Be the Fallout Between the Hardys?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:31:22 -0400

As you all know, The Hardys, Matt & Jeff, will square off at the 25th anniversary of Wrestlemania. What I wonder is that what will be the fallout?

In my mind, there is a number of possible ideas that could come from the fallout of the Matt vs. Jeff match at Wrestlemania. Here are couple ideas that I have have:

-They could still be embroiled in a fiery feud.

-They could resolve their differences at WM25.

-They could tear apart each other, and not know who the better man is.

If you happen to know any other ideas, feel free to leave a comment. I always accept comments!

There is so many possibilities, I know there are, but I just wish that I could think of them right now...

I know that after WM25, the Hardys will either make up or break up. I'd like to think of this article as a prediction/opinionated article. I would like to hear your ideas as well.

Like I said, please leave comments or feedback if possible. I am really trying to be a better writer.

Swagger Appeal: Are Male Wrestlers Drawing a Female Fanbase?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:51:01 -0500

If you read my last article, you would know that I am opinionated.

Well, again I am writing a opinionated article.

This time I am wondering, do male wrestlers have more female fans than male fans?

What got me thinking is that most of my best friends are in love with John Cena.

I, of course, have gotten shot with Cupid's arrow for Randy Orton. But people like John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, and other young superstars may be getting a little love from the ladies.

If you know what I mean, please write a comment. I write these articles to question things many people may not question. I wonder these things and I wish to at least get a tiny bit of what I'm looking for.

I don't think the superstars they refer to as "monsters" have as many female fans as they do male fans. (Please keep in mind I am not trying to offend them.)

I just think maybe it is possible for a slight female fan increase in the WWE. Maybe even TNA got some female support, but I wouldn't know because I don't watch TNA.

I hope you got my point! PLEASE COMMENT! ANYTHING WOULD HELP!

True Or False: Do Celebrities Help WWE's Ratings?

RKO and ADG's Numba 1 Fan aka Marina Mtz — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 11:01:17 -0500

As you may know, WWE is known for bringing famous celebrities in the ring from time to time. But something made me wonder:

Does WWE have its best ratings when celebrities are involved in storylines?

Even before, when it was WWF, I can remember when Jerry "The King" Lawler slapped William Shatner, even though I was not alive when it happened. Or even now, when Floyd Mayweather made an appearance at Wrestlemania 24.

I'm looking for your opinion.

Believe or not, ratings were even a little higher when K-Fed came to RAW. Non-WWE fans were talking about it at that time.

Just a couple months ago, Johnny Knoxville was shown interviewing The Great Khali on SmackDown. I'm not sure if that changed ratings much, but you can see my point.

I'm just thinking, would star power help WWE's sagging business?

Like I said, I'm looking for your opinion.