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      <title>Florida Panthers Fan Exposes Herself on Live TV</title>
      <author>David Lowitz</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Courtesy of Total Pro Sports - Whenever I go to hockey game it's always entertaining to see what people will do to try and get themselves on the big screen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are always the drunk guys, the fat guys and the drunk &lt;input name="IL_MARKER" type="hidden" /&gt;fat guys.&amp;nbsp; Sometimes there are attractive drunk women that steal the show and at a recent Florida Panthers game,&amp;nbsp; that is exactly what happened. An enthusiastic young lady decided that rubbing herself and exposing her breasts to the crowd was a great way to show her support for the home team.&amp;nbsp; What a true fan.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I bet that prior to this game the woman featured in this video was just an anonymous member of society, now because her fine public performance she has become an Internet star.&amp;nbsp; Not everyone is lucky enough to become a star on the net, but this lady definitely has the "talent" to take her all the way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;From here forward, written by me:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OK Guys, this is hot, but not as hot as the DAILY fantasy action going on at &lt;a href="http://www.365fantasysports.com/index.php" target="_blank" title="365fantasysports.com"&gt;www.365fantasysports.com&lt;/a&gt; (Yes, you can put up and win REAL money, legally!)&amp;nbsp; We're running NCAA Hoops (March Madness) daily fantasy contests everyday of the tourney.&amp;nbsp; You can enter games from $6 to $110.&amp;nbsp; Incredibly easy to register, enter and understand the games.&amp;nbsp; Check it out!&amp;nbsp; Plenty of time to get into our contests for Friday's NCAA action.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Allright... here's the video you've been waiting for:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGaMUaAeYU" target="_blank" title="Hockey Boobs"&gt;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dGaMUaAeYU&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:24:31 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/141812-florida-panthers-fan-exposes-herself-on-live-tv</link>
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      <category>College Basketball</category>
      <category>March Madnes</category>
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      <title>Daily Fantasy Football Breathes Life Into Wild Card Weekend and Beyond</title>
      <author>David Lowitz</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Over?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Did you say over?&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nothing is over until we decide it is!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?&amp;nbsp; No!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And it ain't over now!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For years fantasy football seasons have traditionally ended in the waning weeks of the regular season.&amp;nbsp; This sudden death ending left many players with an empty, "who am I going to watch" feeling as they stared blankly at their DirecTV Sunday Ticket SuperFan package with little to say other than, "Ugh, if he had only played like that last week!"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know the feeling.&amp;nbsp; You've gone back to your league's website with the hope that you would find a new match up and a roster full of players to be benched or activated.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thanks to a new crop of innovative fantasy junkies that also could not stand for the season to end, you can soon find yourself analyzing match-ups, selecting players to fill your roster and once again thoroughly enjoying an NFL Weekend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are several options for you to extend your fantasy season.&amp;nbsp; Take a look at ESPN's Gridiron Playoff Challenge (Free to enter, no prize specified), CBS Sportsline's Playoff Challenge (also free to enter, $5000 prize, play against entire world) or get off the main road and venture out to some of the smaller sites that have popped up recently.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One such site is&amp;nbsp;&lt;a href="http://www.365fantasysports.com"&gt;365fantasysports&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; This site gives you free points when you join that you can use to enter any of the free contests that they offer.&amp;nbsp; Winners of these free contests earn "tokens" that can then be played in future contests to win cash or saved and later spent on anything from t-shirts and hats to electronics and gift cards.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you'd prefer to play for good ol' cold cash, you can do that as well.&amp;nbsp; You'll find contests with entry fees that range from $11 to $110.&amp;nbsp; You can play in two-, three-, or six-man games. In a two-man, $22 game, the winner would walk away with $40.&amp;nbsp; In a six-man, $110 game, the winner would take down $600.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Some of the contests have point caps, others are wide open allow you maximum freedom to select your roster.&amp;nbsp; Registering on the site is quick and free.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The site is extremely easy to navigate and the games are clear and simple to both understand and play.&amp;nbsp; You can draft your team at any time and you are not committed to your roster beyond this week's games.&amp;nbsp; You will even find Saturday only and Sunday only contests.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The "Invite a Friend" feature makes it simple to, well, invite your friends. As a bonus, you'll get rewarded with additional points every time one of your friends registers.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If the idea of playing today, winning today, and getting paid today is intriguing to you and you appreciate simplicity and fantasy excitement, this site is the answer to extending your fantasy football season.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.365fantasysports.com"&gt;365fantasysports.com&lt;/a&gt; also offers daily fantasy basketball (NBA) contests as well as daily fantasy contests for college hoops.&amp;nbsp; Daily fantasy NASCAR and daily fantasy baseball will begin with the start of their respective seasons.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 04:59:13 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/97931-daily-fantasy-football-breathes-life-into-wild-card-weekend-and-beyond</link>
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      <category>Fantasy Footbal</category>
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      <title>Andre Johnson in Week 13: Playoffs or Bust</title>
      <author>David Lowitz</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Andre Johnson.&amp;nbsp;  That's it.&amp;nbsp; Andre Johnson.&amp;nbsp; This is why we love fantasy football.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nights like this are why we play year after year.&amp;nbsp; We've battled it out for 12 weeks. The 10 teams that make up the "Down and Out" League have gone at it, just like you have for the past 12 weeks.&amp;nbsp; And it all comes down to Andre Johnson.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the "Down" division, "Scarlet and Gray" and "Super POTY Man" had already secured their playoff spots.&amp;nbsp; The "Out" division was much tighter, however.&amp;nbsp; A decisive victory by "Pain and Suffering" put him in position to make the playoffs based on the tie-breaker, but first he needed the results of tonight's game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of the other contests this week were either finished or so far out of reach that the outcome was long since determined.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Except one.&amp;nbsp; "The Snugglers" were trailing "Tropic Blunder" by 17 points coming into the night.&amp;nbsp; Tropic Blunder was done, all of his players had played by Sunday.&amp;nbsp; The Snugglers had one and only one hope: Andre Johnson.&amp;nbsp; With 18 or more points The Snugglers would beat out Pain and Suffering and make the playoffs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You know the rest of the story.&amp;nbsp; Johnson earned 10 points (non-PPR league) in the first half alone.&amp;nbsp; A quick half-time phone call to Mr. Pain and Suffering yielded the following: "I'm done."&amp;nbsp; Surely Johnson would pick up eight more points in the second half and the suffering would then certainly follow the pain of an early fantasy season exit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it wasn't meant to be for The Snugglers.&amp;nbsp; Johnson was almost invisible in the second half, earning only three more points. And just as quickly as Brady owners were deflated in Week One,&amp;nbsp; Pain and Suffering turned to Joy and Elation.&amp;nbsp; He'd made the playoffs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nights like this are why we play the game.&amp;nbsp; Nights like this are what make the game so great.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BTW...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If you suffered the end of your season  tonight, never fear!&amp;nbsp; Check out &lt;a href="http://www.365fantasysports.com"&gt;http://www.365fantasysports.com&lt;/a&gt;.&amp;nbsp; There you will find daily fantasy contests for cash or for fun all the way through the AFC/NFC Championship Weekend.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The site is simple to use and very self-explanatory.&amp;nbsp; You'll find a variety of different contests from which to choose.&amp;nbsp; Play against your friends or against other players you may not know, but you'd love to beat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Once again: &lt;a href="http://www.365fantasysports.com"&gt;http://www.365fantasysports.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:52:30 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/87978-andre-johnson-in-week-13-playoffs-or-bust</link>
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