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      <title>Top 12 Sports Flattops&#8212;Where Is Chris Mullin?</title>
      <author>David Chu</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;InGameNow.com has released its list of the 12 most badass flattops in all of sports.&amp;nbsp; Grant Hill, Howie Long, and Kurt Warner (and his wife) all made the list.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But one notable badass missing from the list is Chris Mullin!&amp;nbsp; Is anyone else outraged that he didn't make the cut?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Full list on the jump:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.ingamenow.com/2008/08/27/the-12-most-badass-flattops-in-all-of-sports/"&gt;http://blog.ingamenow.com/2008/08/27/the-12-most-badass-flattops-in-all-of-sports/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:58:43 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/51915-top-12-sports-flattops-where-is-chris-mullin</link>
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      <category>Humor</category>
      <category>Chris Mulli</category>
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      <title>Message to Laveranues Coles: Get Over Chad Pennington</title>
      <author>David Chu</author>
      <description>&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;Dear Laveranues,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;We all get. Really. You have a man-crush on Chad Pennington. You had a few good years with him. You were his roomate during road games. You trained with him in the offseason.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;What with his cute hair, and his&amp;hellip;what about his crappy arm? And his lack of mobility??&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;Get over it man! He&amp;rsquo;s gone, it&amp;rsquo;s over. What&amp;rsquo;s more is that you&amp;rsquo;ve traded up, you&amp;rsquo;ve got the hot chick now, and you&amp;rsquo;re blowing it because you&amp;rsquo;re so freaking heart broken...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;Full letter on the jump:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.ingamenow.com/2008/08/19/message-to-laveranues-coles-get-over-chad-pennington/"&gt;http://blog.ingamenow.com/2008/08/19/message-to-laveranues-coles-get-over-chad-pennington/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:45:40 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/50617-message-to-laveranues-coles-get-over-chad-pennington</link>
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