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      <title>Scott Pioli Injury Shakes Up Fantasy Front Office Football Draft</title>
      <author>Gary Knight</author>
      <description>&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Scott Pioli, Vice President of Player Personnel for the &lt;a href="/new-england-patriots"&gt;New England Patriots&lt;/a&gt;, has a sprained right index finger and may miss the entire 2008 season, meaning the projected No. 1 fantasy front office football executive will not be eligible for this weekend&amp;rsquo;s draft.&amp;nbsp; Bill Parcels will most likely move up as the consensus first pick.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;Pioli was injured during a fishing trip this weekend in Falmouth, Massachusetts and taken to a nearby hospital where he also received three stitches for a cut to the same hand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; Pioli could not be reached for comment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &amp;ldquo;I&amp;rsquo;m just bummed,&amp;rdquo; said Kip Harwell, 19, of Bangor, Maine upon hearing the news at an L.L. Bean outlet store. &amp;ldquo;I had the first pick in the draft this year and I was finally going to have him. I guess I&amp;rsquo;ll just get &amp;lsquo;The Tuna&amp;rsquo; instead.&amp;rdquo;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:14:17 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/51214-scott-pioli-injury-shakes-up-fantasy-front-office-football-draft</link>
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      <title>Don Majkowski Set to Un-Retire</title>
      <author>Gary Knight</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Ex-Packer Says Pressure from Management Led to "Premature" Decision&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Former &lt;a href="/green-bay-packers"&gt;Green Bay&lt;/a&gt; quarterback Don Majkowski says he's "still got it," and  wants one last shot at leading the &lt;a href="/green-bay-packers"&gt;Packers&lt;/a&gt; to a Super Bowl before retiring for  good.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;"Back in '82, I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile," says  Majkowski, who nowadays&amp;nbsp;lives in an RV and looks over his nephews in rural  Texas.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The "Majik Man" started the entire 1989 season for the Packers, and was named to the Pro Bowl that year, but after suffering a torn ligament&amp;nbsp;in his  ankle&amp;nbsp;during a game in 1992, was&amp;nbsp;replaced by &lt;a href="/brett-favre"&gt;Brett Favre&lt;/a&gt;, who then went on  to&amp;nbsp;start a record&amp;nbsp;253 straight regular season games for the team. Majowski  would finish up his career in &lt;a href="/detroit-lions"&gt;Detroit&lt;/a&gt; in 1996 after back-up stints with both&amp;nbsp;the  Lions and &lt;a href="/indianapolis-colts"&gt;Colts&lt;/a&gt;, but his dismissal in Green Bay still haunts him.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;"Coach woulda  put me in fourth quarter, we would've been state champions. No doubt. No doubt  in my mind," he said.&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Green Bay head coach Mike McCarthy&amp;nbsp;refused to go into any detail  about Majkowski's decision.&amp;nbsp;"I haven't heard anything about this," said McCarthy.&lt;br&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Just when Packers brass thought they had avoided a media circus after Favre was traded to the &lt;a href="/new-york-jets"&gt;Jets&lt;/a&gt; last week, it appears they have another situation on their hands.  Incumbent &lt;a href="/aaron-rodgers"&gt;Aaron Rodgers&lt;/a&gt; will now have to deal with yet another ex-&lt;a href="/nfl"&gt;NFL&lt;/a&gt; great  looming over his shoulder.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;"When I was a kid, I had a poster of Brett Favre,  which I used to cover up my&amp;nbsp;poster of Don Majkowski," said Rodgers after Tuesday morning drills. "Now I'm  competing&amp;nbsp;against [that guy]."&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;"Unbelievable,"&amp;nbsp;he added.&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Majkowski knows his chances of securing the number one job will be  slim, but he's not letting that stop him.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div&gt;"How much you wanna make a bet I can  throw a football over them mountains?" he said.&lt;br&gt;
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      <pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:41:17 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/46793-don-majkowski-set-to-un-retire</link>
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      <category>Football</category>
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