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    <title>Bleacher Report - Articles by James Stone</title>
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      <title>Tottenham, Kicking Ass and Breaking Records!</title>
      <author>James Stone</author>
      <description>&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;Tottenham. The name rings out loud throughout the land. Striking fear into the opposition's players and fans alike. The flair and passing bemuses and beats everyone who steps before them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;But that time died long ago.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;Now it's 2008, and Tottenham still sniffs the record books, looking to break them wherever they find them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;I am, of course, talking about Derby&amp;rsquo;s 11-point total.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;Tottenham, on current form of one point every four games, are due to end with 9.5 points. Even if we&amp;rsquo;re being generous, and I may as well be, we can round that up to 10 points.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;Ten points.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;Ten. Points. Ten points.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;I, one out of millions, will be hoping that their dreams of record-breaking, of defying the powers that be, come to fruition. That they can finally beat the unbeatable and claim this record as their own!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;After all, in the (paraphrased) words of King Leonidas from 300...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;THIS...IS...TOTTENHAM!!! &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 03:22:35 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/58456-tottenham-kicking-ass-and-breaking-records</link>
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      <category>Humor</category>
      <category>World Football</category>
      <category>Tottenham Hotspu</category>
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