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      <title>Brett Favre: Screwing the Packers and loving it!</title>
      <author>Frank Coffey</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;In the most recent news regarding former &lt;a href="/green-bay-packers"&gt;Packers&lt;/a&gt;' franchise quarterback: Cell phone records don't lie...&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 15:35:31 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/40052-brett-favre-screwing-the-packers-and-loving-it</link>
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      <category>Football</category>
      <category>NFL</category>
      <category>Green Bay Packers</category>
      <category>Brett Favre</category>
      <category>Satire</category>
      <category>Madison</category>
      <category>Milwaukee</category>
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      <title>CBS To Debut "Tommy-Cam" For Super Bowl XLII</title>
      <author>Frank Coffey</author>
      <description>&lt;img class="attributed_image" src="/image/file/7944/lead/random_key_6207_file_brady.tom.1.jpg" br_image_id="7944" border="0" style="margin: 0px 8px 8px 0pt; float: left" /&gt;Bowing to the intense pressure of a potential audience of 65 million female viewers, CBS will unveil its new Tommy-Cam during the Super Bowl  telecast.&amp;nbsp; The hi-def camera will provide unprecedented, even intimate, coverage of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady before, during, and after the game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The idea was initiated by the quarterback&amp;rsquo;s girlfriend, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, who is reportedly irritated by the commercial endorsements and attention that Giants quarterback Eli Manning has received.&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;ldquo;Unlike Mr. Manning, my Tommy is a shy, humble man,&amp;rdquo; said Bundchen.&amp;nbsp; &amp;ldquo;I told him not to hide his light under a basket.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I certainly haven&amp;rsquo;t and it&amp;rsquo;s served me well, thank you very much.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;ldquo;Not to be crass about it,&amp;rdquo; said CBS CEO and President Les Moonves, barely able to hide his glee over Brady&amp;rsquo;s agreement to the charade, &amp;ldquo;but chicks dig Tom Brady.&amp;nbsp; We&amp;rsquo;re going to be able to offer our viewers&amp;mdash;and, of course, our advertisers&amp;mdash;the ultimate Brady experience.&amp;nbsp; To quote my kids, &amp;lsquo;This is way sweet.&amp;rsquo;&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not long after the Tommy-Cam announcement, the media dubbed Super Bowl XXLII the &amp;ldquo;Girly Bowl.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;At $2.4 million for a 30-second spot, Super Bowl XLII has already qualified as the priciest ad buy in television history.&amp;nbsp; With the advent of the Tommy-Cam, one advertising veteran, who spoke on condition of anonymity, predicted that CBS could conceivably jack up the ad rates to over $4 million a spot. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;ldquo;45% of this game&amp;rsquo;s audience will be women,&amp;rdquo; the source said, &amp;ldquo;We&amp;rsquo;re talking 60, 70 million women.&amp;nbsp; And they&amp;rsquo;re going to be able to ogle the sports world&amp;rsquo;s ultimate hunk for four to five hours straight.&amp;nbsp; It&amp;rsquo;s the impossible dream come true for CBS.&amp;rdquo;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jan 2008 05:27:58 -0500</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/7461-cbs-to-debut-tommy-cam-for-super-bowl-xlii</link>
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      <category>Tom Brady</category>
      <category>Humor Bow</category>
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