Cheyenne Woods Wake Forest

Turd Ferguson — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 12:16:56 -0400

Wake Forest's women's golf team just won the ACC title, and along with that great achievement they are receiving a ton of publicity for their most notable member, Tiger Woods's niece Cheyenne. It's really too bad for the other girls on the team, because Cheyenne is far from their standout player on the links. But what do you expect in this world of celebrity babies and reality shows? Because you're going to be hearing about her anyway, here's a look at Ms. Cheyenne on the course, and off.

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Blue Belles' Kentucky Derby Death: Is Michael Vick to Blame?

Turd Ferguson — Mon, 05 May 2008 06:08:07 -0400

With the death of Eight Belles in the Kentucky Derby aftermath yesterday, one can only question if the existence of cruelty to animals in sports is a direct result of Michael Vick's continued impact.

Even from jail, could Vick has orchestrated the death of Blue Belles? The answer is an unequivocal yes.

Just look at the evidence that continues to pile up:

Vick hates animals.
Blue Belles is a horse, commonly known as a member of the animal species.
As a member of the Atlanta Falcons, Vick once lost to the Denver Broncos, an embarrassment he swore to one day avenge.
Vick comes from an anti-equine "street" culture in which horses ain't cool.

So there you have it, irrefutable proof that the disgraced Michael Vick is responsible for Blue Belles' death.

And don't worry, PETA has already been notified.

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