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      <title>Note to Fans: Quit Crying About the Officials</title>
      <author>Uncle Rico Touchdown Mountain</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;You hear it quite often: "The referee screwed us". &amp;nbsp; &amp;nbsp;Or &amp;nbsp;"C'mon Ref! &amp;nbsp;Blow the Whistle, not the Game!" Even, "That ones on you Ump!"&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of my pet peeves is when I hear fans whining about officials determining a game. It can't happen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sure, you might be quick to respond, "What about the play call of ______ game?" OK, let's examine it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Had the players executed previously, the game would not have been in question.In baseball, if a pitcher throws a pitch out of the strike zone, or a hitter swings and misses or a throw is not on the mark, then the players are determining the game, not the Umpires.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In football, if a lineman misses a blocking assignment, QB throws an incompletion, defender misses a tackle, etc, then it's the players fault.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Basketball players, have you ever missed a shot? Let a defender score?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Soccer and hockey, ever shoot and miss? Ever make a pass that did not hit your teammate in stride?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Alright then, you get the point. If you are a fan of a sport of the above and have witnesed any of the above, you get the point.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The moral of the story? Fans should shut their pie hole. Let the players play and the officials officiate. Nothing more, noting less. Forever and Ever, Amen.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 17:57:28 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/25103-note-to-fans-quit-crying-about-the-officials</link>
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      <title>Reggie Bush Case: Lloyd Lake Is Probably Telling The Truth</title>
      <author>Uncle Rico Touchdown Mountain</author>
      <description>&lt;p&gt;Any prosecuting attorney worth his salt will tell you that the best witness in ANY case is usually a convicted felon, because they usually get deals to tell the truth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I find it amusing that the younger USC fans are quick to point out, "Lloyd Lake is a convicted felon" when talking about the Reggie Bush case.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The elder USC alumni seem to realize what the truth probably will bear, and it's not fruit.&amp;nbsp; They are not happy, and rumblings are that Mike Garrett is soon to go.&amp;nbsp; His willingness to look the other way:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;- When OJ appears at practice&lt;br /&gt;- While Snoop (a convicted felon) roams the sidelines&lt;br /&gt;- While Dwayne Jarrett gets free rent&lt;br /&gt;- When a player is caught with over 100 Ecstasy Pills&lt;br /&gt;- When the coaching staff fakes a suicide&lt;br /&gt;- When Dirty Sanchez earns his nickname&lt;br /&gt;- When countless other sexual assaults by players get swept under the carpet&lt;br /&gt;- When players get free food from a Greek booster's restaurant&lt;br /&gt;- When a major recruit claims "Coach Carroll had me talk to Reggie and he said everything will be OK."&lt;br /&gt;- When a poor football player shows up on campus with a brand-new, tricked-out Impala&lt;br /&gt;- When a poor player's family starts showing up at every single road game with nice clothing&lt;br /&gt;- When USC players end up being bust after bust in the NFL&lt;br /&gt;- When something major also happens in basketball&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Could the end be near? Not if you listen to those who cast stones at Lake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To disparage Lake because he WAS convicted and WAS a felon is ludicrous.   &lt;br /&gt;1)  He is no longer under conviction.&lt;br /&gt;2)  He has not committed a felony in quite some time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To intimate that felons are not truthful is being intellectually dishonest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Then again, those who do such in South Central need look no further than their own campus to find fine examples of impropriety.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They shouldn't worry, however.&amp;nbsp; Miles Brand and his ilk are too busy to worrying about getting "The Fighting Sioux" to change their mascot.&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; USC will continue its ways of the '60s and '70s.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 20 May 2008 21:26:58 -0400</pubDate>
      <link>http://bleacherreport.com/articles/24501-reggie-bush-case-lloyd-lake-is-probably-telling-the-truth</link>
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      <category>College Football</category>
      <category>New Orleans Saints</category>
      <category>USC Basketball</category>
      <category>Reggie Bush</category>
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