Bleacher Report - Articles by Sean Kelly

Huntelaar Or Chamakh: Who Is a Better Replacement For Adebayor?

Sean Kelly — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 17:02:09 -0400

As Adebayor's departure seems inevitable, Arsene Wenger is deep in search of a replacement for the Togo striker.

Though Adebayor isn't quite sure of his destination, it seems almost certain that the lanky Arsenal hitman will not be wearing the Arsenal shirt next season, and Wenger has reiterated his desire to replace him.

It seems though that there are two possible targets that the Frenchman is lining up, but which one seems to fit the bill?

The first man in question is Moroccon Marouane Chamakh. The Bordeaux striker scored 14 goals last season and helped his club grab the league championship. Chamakh has also bagged 15 goals in 50 caps for his country. Compared to Wenger's other target, he comes at a more modest price.

The second man in question is Jan Klaas Huntelaar.

Huntelaar is a well-known goal scorer. His record at Madrid shows this.

He scored eight goals in his 20 appearances since joining in January. He has also bagged 13 goals in 23 appearances for his country. For Ajax, he scored 175 goals in 265 games.

This is why he comes at a higher price than Chamakh. Huntelaar could come for anywhere between £15-20 million, which may put Wenger off as he has never let go of his cash that easily.

However, with the money expected from the Adebayor sale, it would definitely not be a waste of money. If Arsenal are lucky and Milan and Man City engage in a bidding war for the Togo forward, he could give the North London club a bigger transfer kitty.

But who is the better option?

Chamakh, like Adebayor, seems to be brilliant at one moment and hopeless the next; but it wouldn't be the first time Wenger has pulled out a relatively unknown player from Bordeaux to only become an important goalscorer (Sylvain Wiltord). And at £7million, it could be worth a shot.

However, the Dutchman Huntelaar is a top goalscorer who Arsenal are desperately in need of. It would be certain his one touch football, height and connection with Robin Van Persie could make him the hands down applicant. However his price will probably put Wenger off. Yet if the Arsenal manager doesn't let money become the main issue Huntelaar is easily the best choice.

However, you could argue that a striker isn't needed. With Van Persie, Eduardo and Bendtner, and the possibility of moving Arshavin more central behind Van Persie and leaving Walcott and Nasri out on the wing seeming tempting, it may be more helpful to spend his money from the Adebayor transfer on some well needed beef in centre midfield.

What do you think is Wengers best option?

The Danny Cipriani Saga!

Sean Kelly — Tue, 26 May 2009 12:57:03 -0400

Who would of thought after young Danny Cipriani's full debut for England against Ireland in 2008, that he would now technically be England's fifth choice fly half.

The 2009 season at its end, it is time for the summer tours, aswell as one very important Lions tour. I'm sure after his full debut, successfully helping England glide to a win against the Irish many people would of expected this talent to progress to the level of a possible Lions fly half.

Fair enough, he's young, scarred with injury and an unexpected target of many charge-downs but Danny Cipriani now lies in the Saxons squad for this summers tour, leaving him fifth choice fly half behind Toby Flood, Johnny Wilkinson, Andy Goode and uncapped Sam Vesty. An unfair situation to be in don't you think.

Even taking his current form into consideration and the fact that Toby Flood is injured, alike is Wilkinson and Sam Vesty isn't actually a Fly half you would still say Cipriani is your number one fly half (with the possible exception of the highly under-rated Stephen Myler).

It seems to me as though Martin Johnson has some sort of grudge against Cipriani.

When I think deeper into the situation I can't help but think that if Danny wasn't currently romantically involved with a "celebrity" he wouldn't be in this situation.

Maybe Johnson doesn't like the idea of Rugby heightened to the level of your everyday celebrity doing what they can to get on the front of "Hello", and making sure their current relationship status is the average demographics business.

Is it acceptable though for Johnson to neglect a talent such as Cipriani on the basis that, he is making headlines due to his relationship with Kelly Brook rather than his form with Wasps.

I would of said if Johnson was really to try and blood some new young players into the England squad, and give people like Cipriani another go to get their rightful place back this tour to Argentina is the perfect time.

As with every bodies minds on the Lions tour, and taking into account that England have players missing and Injured I don't think the result of this tour matters as much as trying to establish a young squad capable of building towards the next world cup.

I just hope that Cipriani can show everyone that he really is England's best 10 with his performances in the Saxons, and then we'll see what Johnson is really going to do with him.

Cardiff Loses in Semifinal Disaster as Penalty Shootout Is Criticised

Sean Kelly — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:31:52 -0400

How many times has the loyal football fan been hung onto the edge of their seat as they watch the most nerving penalty shootout? It has now become a familiar piece of entertainment in the footballing world, yet it was the rugby fans turn this time.

The Millennium Stadium was the location for the first penalty shootout in a major rugby competition. The Tigers seemed to have the game wrapped up at 26-12, until a late couplet of tries from Jamie Roberts and Tom James.

The scores stayed the same through extra time, with neither side being able to penetrate the other's defence, which led to the historic ending of the penalty shootout.

Johne Murphy, Leicester's fourth kicker, was the first to miss. However, Tom James, Cardiff's fifth kicker (who earlier scored a fantastic try to level the scores), missed his, which led to sudden death.

Both sides succeeded in slotting home their four kicks of sudden death, until Cardiff's Martin Williams screwed his wide. The miss was punished by Jordan Crane's nicely struck penalty, which won the game for the Tigers.

The finale of the penalty shootout has been highly criticised since, with many players from sides scrutinising it as a finish to a semifinal.

Richard Cockerill described it as a "cruel way to lose, and a disappointing way to win."

Surely Rugby has come far enough to think of a different way to end a game that has been tied for more than 80 minutes and extra time?

What do you think of the penalty shootout palaver?

Lions Choose Bulk to Take on Springboks!

Sean Kelly — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:43:20 -0400

When selecting the lucky 37 to venture to South Africa in search of a famous win, Ian McGeechan had two options; pick the best players in each position and aim to play open expansive rugby, or choose bulk and defend your way to a series win.

Sadly, he chose to go with the latter.

McGeechan (and his gang of coaches) have sent a clear message to South Africa, reading "we're taking you on up front." Not only is this disappointing because it may be extremely boring to watch, but also because frankly Geech, it isn't going to work.

To take the World Champions on in one three test-long arm wrestle (at their own game in a sense) is playing them at a game that they are much better at.

South Africa are a team that has had time to mould, yet still add new blood. A Lions squad filled with players unfamiliar with each other and not used to going into battle together, cannot cope with these Springboks.

I cannot help but sit here and ponder how some guys have got onto this tour.

Three English guys Simon Shaw, Joe Worsley, and Harry Ellis must all be thanking their lucky stars because how these three players are going to South Africa and players like Nick Kennedy, Tom Croft, Paul Sackey, Danny Care, and Delon Armitage aren't going is something which I'm not sure I could answer...at all.

Other omissions like Ryan Jones, Mike Blair, Ian Gough, and the Evans brothers from Scotland just seen absurd as they have been outstanding performers.

It just seems as though McGeechan has really chose to fight fire with fire, which if you think about it literally is never a good idea because surely the best way to fight fire is with...water?

Ireland Claim Rugby Grand Slam

Sean Kelly — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:26:24 -0400

A lot has changed since I last wrote on here (even though it's only been a few weeks). Sadly, I haven't really had the time to add my usual input to Bleacher Report, what with college work and being run down with the flu. However, I'm back now to have my regular moan about some aspect of World Rugby.

The best place to start is probably the Six Nations.

Well, the wait is finally over. Ireland have finally managed to get their Grand Slam they have waited and waited for. The talismanic Brian O'Driscoll's form was recaptured surely, sending him on a plane to South Africa, and with Declan Kidney playing all the right cards, Ireland were the best team and the most worthy of such a triumph.

Wales looked on course to regaining the Grand Slam until a completely mercurial French side definitely found themselves awake on the right side of the bed.

Martin Johnson's England found themselves in a penalty predicament in the first half of the tournament, somewhat buried under a pile of yellow cards preventing them from making a serious challenge against the big teams. Until a completely changed performance at Twickenham against France saw a brace of tries and Johnson's permanently-frowned face smile.

Lions places are definitely up for grabs for numerous positions. I would say position has a definite candidate with fullback and the back row seeming the most difficult to decide. As far as the Lions captaincy goes, I personally would like to see Paul O'Connell or Ryan Jones take the job, but it seems Mike Blair may be in contention (but in my opinion, it's debatable whether he's the best scrum half in Britain and Ireland).

It seems as though a lot of British players are wanting to move to France for the sole reason of more money. It's seen James Haskell, Riki Flutey, and Tom Palmer sign up to the French Revolution.

It annoys me that Rugby has adopted a similar greed to that of Football. The most disappointing exile is James Haskell, one of England's most promising players and who I wished might be a future England captain. He has chosen to learn his trade elsewhere and most likely will be overlooked for international selection.

Finally, I'm glad to see Tom Varndell has moved on to get regular first-team rugby. A talent like that must be nurtured, and hopefully having Paul Sackey there can only help him progress.

Will Someone Please Tell Martin Johnson It's 2009?

Sean Kelly — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 16:36:33 -0500

Sometimes perhaps I tend to look into things too much, maybe I tend to talk rubbish most of the time, or maybe in a similar fashion to Martin Johnson I mentally still live in 2003.

Sadly, I don't think I'm still a 13-year-old boy; Martin Johnson, however, definitely hasn't left his World Cup-winning experience behind him.

That's a pretty stale comment to make seeing as Johnson has yet to see his team play the first Six Nations game under his command, but all you have to do is look at his selection to see the ex-England captain really hasn't moved on.

My problems start at fly half: Andy Goode?

OK, the bulky (I'm being pretty fair in my description) Brive fly half is the top points scorer in the Top 14, but in a similar style to 2003's Jonny Wilkinson, Goode will kick you points, but when it comes to flair or something more mercurial than tactical kicking, Goode does not step up to the international standard.

Goode will stand deep and try to push his forwards up the field, and, I imagine, take any points that come his way, and he will rely on his forwards.

However, I believe England's forward pack might not be up to the test Italy will impose.

I believe Johnson has picked the best back row he could have in the circumstances, even though it annoys me that it took him so long to put Steffon Armitage in the squad.

Joe Worsley on the bench? I don't think anyone can justify his inclusion, really I don't.

I would never have chosen Steve Borthwick as a captain. I don't blame Johnson for not changing his man, as it would have taken a very brave man to admit he was wrong on such an important role so early into his managerial career.

In a similar way to Martin Corry, Borthwick will give 100 percent every game, but unlike other international captains, for example Richie McCaw, he just can't inspire a team to win a game like others can.

Mark Cueto on the wing seems a brave decision. I believe there are better (and more exciting) wingers Johnson could have used. After watching his poor defensive performance against Clermont Auvergne, I just don't think he's the most reliable player, especially compared to Paul Sackey.

Taking the Autumn into consideration, Riki Flutey did nothing to seal his place in the England XV, so I cannot understand his inclusion when other inside centres are playing a considerable amount better.

Olly Barkley is one example of a 12 on form.

If Shane Geraghty was given the chance to dictate from Fly Half, you would have a Left/Right foot combination.

I think Mike Tindall is the wisest choice of all 13's possible, even though I would still like to see Bath's Alex Crockett given a chance.

Finally I should really talk about the exclusion of Golden Boy Cipriani. To drop such a young player without a proper reason seems to be a bit more than unnecessary. He was told he "needs more game time", but he seems to have gotten plenty at Wasps.

And even in his somewhat dodgy spell at the moment, I still don't think there's really anyone better unless he actually picked Geraghty.

When you look at Johnson's starting XV there are a lot of similarities to the World Cup Final-winning squad he was a part of.

A predominantly kicking fly half (Wilkinson - Goode), the second row captain (Johnson - Borthwick), the Second row jumper (Kay - Kennedy), the footballing hooker (Thompson - Mears), the reliable 15 (Lewsey - Armitage) and the short openside (Back - S. Armitage).

Perhaps I do look into things too much...

Can Andrei Arshavin Solve Arsenal's Poor Form?

Sean Kelly — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 13:24:16 -0500

It's a frustrating time to be a Arsenal fan, to say the least.

Hopes of the regular Champions League spot seem to be in threat with Aston Villa currently flying high.

A goal drought seems to be stopping a number of needed wins, as well as some sloppy defensive mistakes.

And now, when you thought the January window might be able to help Arsenal turn around their slump in form and push for their seemingly inevitable top four spot, Champions League glory or just an FA cup. It seems as though the transfer genius Arsene Wenger hasn't chose to splash the cash as I really would like him to.

He has chose to put all of his focus on the Russian play-maker Andrei Arshavin.

The on-going saga still hasn't been wrapped up with only a number of hours left before the transfer market closes.

But really in my opinion no matter how great a player Arshavin is, he really is not what Arsenal are looking for. Their problems go much deeper than a lack of play-making ability. We are simply shouting out for a strong central midfielder and a decent centre back to accompany Kolo Toure. As a writer in the Sun quite amusingly said "Arsenal need a spine, not a boob job."

However can he help Arsenal from the current slump in form.

Well, yes I think.

A team currently clearly lacking in confidence when they are capable of so much more than a draw with West ham at the Emirates (no disrespect). So surely they can do with a confidence boost such as the addition of a world-class talent?

I'm not saying it will turn their whole season, and he will win them the premiership (cause quite frankly, he probably won't), but what he can do in terms of helping the teams spirit is unquestionable.

Now, all Arsenal have to do is finalise the deal...

England vs Italy: My XV to Get England Off to the Perfect Six Nations Start!

Sean Kelly — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:31:21 -0500

Still somewhat confused about some of Martin Johnson's selections, I sat here (still in my perplexed state) and thought, if I were in Mr. Johnson's shoes how would my selections differ?

England's Six Nations starter against the ever-improving Italians draws closer, and my starting XV to get England off to the perfect start follows:

1. Andrew Sheridan: Your props are the corner-stone of the whole squad, and there is no better place to start off than man-mountain Andrew Sheridan. The front-rower with the strange hobby of brick laying is most famously known for destroying the Aussies pack. England will need a repeat of such performances if they are to overcome the Italians.

2. Lee Mears: The Bath hooker has been instrumental in Bath's rise to near offensive perfection. His only opposition for this position is the young Dylan Hartley who I think gives too many penalties to take the step up to the International stage.

3. Julien White: Even though the Leicester prop is 35, he is still the best replacement for Matt Stevens. Phil Vickery is still past his best even if his club form is improving and there is no one within the International capablility to step up.

4. Simon Shaw: The London Wasp's veteran is just what the current England pack needs, a loose forward who can clear rucks, so finally the backs can work off some quick ball.

5. Nick Kennedy: Nick Kennedy is easily the best jumper in the Guinness Premiership, he was one of England's stand out players in the Autumn and continues to impress for London Irish.

6. James Haskell (Capt): Definitely a captain for the future. The wasps coaching staff continuously talk of the leadership qualities of both Haskell and Rees, but seeing as Rees is going to miss the Six Nations, I would choose his club teammate to lead his country. Haskell has been one of wasps outstanding performers for a while now and just needs to make the six shirt his own.

7. Steffon Armitage: The Armitage brother has to be one of the Guinness Premiership's forwards of the season. He has pace, power and athleticism. The injury to Tom Rees would give Steffon the perfect chance to prove his England credentials just as his brother did in the Autumn.

8. Luke Narraway: The Gloucester number eight proved how good he could be in an England shirt in the tour to New Zealand, where the back row was easily the only good thing to come from a tour only remembered for the off-field disgraced antics.

9. Danny Care: The easiest conclusion in my mind. The Harlequins man this time last year was battling for the nine shirt with Andy Gomarsall, but the scrum-half position is now Danny Cares to lose. He has consistently proved that he is the best nine in the country with his sniping runs and perfect pass.

10. Shane Geraghty: One of the most, if not the most, important positions of the pitch, it is critical to pick the right man to lead the team from this position.

Danny Cipriani has lost form since his ankle injury and has fell a victim to a serious charge-down problem.

Toby Flood has found consistency at 10 for Leicester but still lacks the spark that made Cipriani such a class candidate. That leaves in my mind one class act left, that person being Shane Geragthy. We haven't seen Shane in an England shirt since he came on against France as a substitute and glided past a numerous amount of players to throw a pass to Tindall which won the game.

11. Ugo Monye: The Harlequins had a great Autumn and has bags of pace and strength which continuously impose problems for defences. Matt Banahan could consider himself unlucky not to make this position, but I would definitely give the Bath bulldozer a place on the bench for impact.

12. Olly Barkley: The Bath exile has continued his goal-kicking form at the Cherries, and with his inclusion in this team, it takes the pressure off Shane Geraghty at 10 having another option for kicking. As well as the left-right footed kicking always helping.

13. Dan Hipkiss: A very internationally under-rated player who has deserved a chance in the 13 position for a while. He has the amazing ability to take the outside channel, while still staying on his feet waiting for forward help, giving the forwards a great platform to work off.

14. Paul Sackey: A winger who never fails to impress. Armoured with strength and bags of gas to use, Mr. Sackey has become a great England player who is one of the more reliable players to count on.

15. Delon Armitage: The second Armitage inclusion. Delon secured his place in the England squad with great performances in the Autumn.

Matt Stevens: What's the Right Punishment?

Sean Kelly — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 18:21:11 -0500

The word of mouth this week seems to be the shock of Matt Stevens admittance to failing a drug test.

The Bath front-rower has claimed to now have a drug problem and will start counselling sessions to overcome his addiction.

Stevens gave a moving interview on SkySports which saw him nearly reduced to tears, as he confessed his woes of letting colleagues and friends alike who have put time into his rise to an England star, as well as letting teammates down.

"Like any drug problem you don't know it's happening and then it mounts up and before you know it you have a problem and an illness.

"I owe it to everyone to admit that. I want to say I'm truly, truly very sorry. I want to change my life and hopefully one day get the faith back that people had in me." Said Stevens.

The Bath props captain Michael Lipman has jumped to the defence of Stevens saying "I do not feel let down by Matt, he is a very good friend, and wish him the best and will help him through this."

Another fellow Bath player in Justin Harrison has also jumped to the defence of his colleague, by saying he will "do anything to help Matt in his time of need, and will do so with passion."

I would also like to jump on that band wagon and defend Matt Stevens.

A young guy has clearly fell into some trouble in his rise to fame, the drugs he has taken are recreational (I know that doesn't excuse him) not sport enhancing, meaning he isn't cheating. Just fallen into trouble.

He is clearly a brave man, as in a very dark time for Matt he has managed to summon a great amount of courage, by giving such an interview in the state he is in.

Rather than being condemned, he should be encouraged to come back as good as he was before.

Bob Calleja Bath chief executive has said:

"I was absolutely shocked. It is devastating news—something we could have done without, we all feel let down."

"This week should have been all about the anticipation of a classic winner-takes-all match at the Rec. Instead, the headlines have been dominated by Matt Stevens."

I think this is out of order, and Calleja has been quite harsh, and would ideally imagine that he should apologise.

The punishment stands to be a two year ban, which I still feel is quite harsh.

That ban includes sport enhancing drugs, which in my opinion are in a different league when it comes to severity.

I just hope Matt gets the support he needs, and can soon get through this tough time.

Key Players Overlooked by Martin Johnson for Six Nations

Sean Kelly — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:09:45 -0500

Olly Barkley, Matt Banahan, Dan Hipkiss, Topsy Ojo, Jordan Crane, Michael Lipman, and Stefon Armitage.

After reading that list, hopefully you'd expect all those players to be inclusions in Martin Johnson's squad.

If so, then you would be mistaken.

The new England manager has chose to leave out some "shoe-ins" for a Six Nations spot, and chose to go for consistency rather than form.

However, Ben Foden—who singlehandedly tore through the Tigers defence this weekend—gains his first call up, even if it was just for one outstanding performance. On this basis, the likes of Matt Banahan and Stefon Armitage, who have been some of the most consistent performers, should be in there.

Other inclusions include a re-call for Mark Cueto, Olly Morgan and Mike Tindall.

England Squad

Backs

D Armitage (London Irish), D Care (Harlequins), D Cipriani (Wasps), M Cueto (Sale Sharks), H Ellis (Leicester), T Flood (Leicester), B Foden (Northampton), R Flutey (Wasps), S Geraghty (London Irish), U Monye (Harlequins), O Morgan (Gloucester), J Noon (Newcastle), P Sackey (Wasps), M Tait (Sale Sharks), M Tindall (Gloucester).

Forwards

S Borthwick (Saracens), G Chuter (Leicester), T Croft (Leicester), N Easter (Harlequins), D Hartley (Northampton), J Haskell (Wasps), N Kennedy (London Irish), L Mears (Bath), L Moody (Leicester), L Narraway (Gloucester), T Palmer (Wasps), T Payne (Wasps), T Rees (Wasps), S Shaw (Wasps), A Sheridan (Sale Sharks), M Stevens (Bath), P Vickery (Wasps).

Here's to Jason White, a Sale Great!

Sean Kelly — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 19:50:11 -0500

For some reason I've always had this fascination with Sale Sharks.

It may be due to Jason Robinson. Billy Whizz was one of my first major rugby inspirations, I watched his dancing feet with amazement as he left defenders in his wake.

I was then led onto his Autobiography "Finding my feet" where his story on his rise from Alcoholism to his electric League career, then leading on to his legacy as a Union great, made him even more of a hero to me.

Or maybe its because of always liked the dark navy blue jersey they have donned over the years, whatever it was I've always (even as an apparent Bath fan) had a major soft spot for the Sharks from Manchester.

This has led me onto watching as many games as I could through Sky sports, and I have even been lucky enough to watch them when they have come down to Bath.

So over these years I have watched these games, and marvelled at fan favourites like Sebastien Chabal, Charlie Hodgson, Mark Cueto, Andrew Sheridan, and finally Jason White.

So now I come onto Jason White, the man from Glasgow.

The back-rower, who captained Sale last season, has never been able to grab the headlines that the likes of Seabass (Chabal) have, but still in his time has managed to maintain this amazing reputation, and one of the best Flankers in the Premiership.

However, sadly, White will be moving on from the Manchester outfit at the end of the season to broaden his horizons at Clermont Auvergne.

The Glaswegian who is now known as one of the hardest tacklers in Rugby union will be sorely missed by Sale, and will really show how much of a rock he was and has always been in the Sale side when they are struck with his absence.

As well as his heroics with the Sharks side that lifted the Premiership crown in 2006, he has gone on to captain his country 58 times, and also went on Lions (whitewash) tour of 2005 in New Zealand as a late replacement for Richard Hill, which really he should of been on as a necessity rather than a back-up.

So to a truely great player, who I will miss as my love affair with Sale Sharks continues. I wish all the best, and hope he carries his reputation accross Europe with him, and continues to be that back-row brick wall, who loves to tackle.

Danny Cipriani: What's a Boy To Do?

Sean Kelly — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:32:51 -0500

England star Danny Cipriani is still yet to sign a contract with club London Wasps, leaving a question mark over his future.

The highly talented Fly Half is stalling over contract talks, with Saracens seeming the most interested in stealing the 21-year-old's signature.

Harlequins have also been linked with Cipriani, but his asking figure of £350,000 a year, is scaring away many English clubs, leaving France a huge possibility.

Eddie Jones Saracens director of rugby said: "I'll certainly talk to Cipriani's agent.

"He's a brilliant player who kicks goals and make things happen. That's real value for money.

"But if the salary cap is coming down, the money being quoted would be 10 per cent of my budget—that's a hell of a lot on one player.

"If he wants to become a really good player, he'll stay in England. But if money rules, he'll end up playing in France."

After his somewhat mediocre performances for England in the Autumn internationals his "celebrity" lifestyle has been questioned. Now, his determination to get his wished for £350,000 a year fee, it seems that he values money more than rugby.

However, what is a boy of his age to do when a big offer from France comes?

Due to his current relationship with Kelly Brook, I'm not sure whether he will move to France too quickly without consulting her, yet the warmer weather and big money may deem too good to pass up.

I would like to see him move to harlequins and make a permanent partnership with England's best scrum half Danny Care, but once again his determination to get this contract he wants will probably scare off Quins.

If I were Danny, I would wait 'til I made the England fly half shirt my own before I were to go off galavanting around Europe, as he may quickly be forgotten in France and turn out to be the one that never was...

England Rugby Slump To Sloppy Loss Against Average Aussies

Sean Kelly — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 06:39:51 -0500

I'm sure as all of you may have experienced by now, all good things will eventually come to their end.

How long the good thing may last usually depends, but you can assure yourself it will. The midweek hype of the new adventurous, exciting and explosive England has already been cut down to nothing but a lazy and stupid side that gifts top international sides points, after Martin Johnson's second game in control.

England slumped to a 14-28 loss as Australia claimed 21 points from what can only be called unnecessary and idiotic penalties to give away.

England's golden boy of the moment Delon Armitage was reduced to a drop goal with attacking ball seeming a luxury in that game rather than something they expected in their game against the pacific Islanders.

Danny Cipriani showed his class with a few attacking breaks which eventually amounted to nothing.

Phil Vickery showed his age in the front row. His fitness clearly isn't that of what is a expected of an international rugby player. Towards the end of his run out it looked like he was suffering from heart failure.

Andrew Sheridan was unable to demolish the Australian front row as he has done on his previous two games against them.

Jamie Noon has once again proved to me he is nothing but one dimensional, he can tackle (admittedly very well) and run straight, nothing more and nothing less.

Possibly a harsh review to a team that has just played its second international game together under a new coach, but the reason they lost is basic. Stupidity.

You cannot play teams like Australia with players like Matt Giteau, Stirling Mortlock, and George Smith and expect to give away kickable penalties and still come away victorious.

Changes need to be made and bollockings need to be given, as England gave a seriously mediocre performance against an Australia team that really didn't play their best.

Lions Appoint Gatland, Edwards, and Howley To Help Take On Springboks

Sean Kelly — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 12:19:07 -0400

The summer of 2009 fast approaches and one thing is cemented in the thoughts of Rugby fans alike—the Lions tour.

It has been nearly four years already since the whitewash suffered at the hands of New Zealand already, and it has come for the new coaches to be named.

As already known Ian McGeechan will lead the British and Irish lions to the sunny shores of South Africa, and he has now chosen the men he wishes to take on this monumentous task with him.

Warren Gatland and Shaun Edwards the masters behind Wales' resurgence to Six nations titles have been chosen to jump aboard, with Edwards taking the defense role, and Gatland taking care of the forwards. Rob Howley has also been included as the attack coach, giving the Lions management a Wasps feel to it.

Jake White was in with a shout and a big favourite to help take the Lions back to his home country, but as it should be it has been left to coaches from the home nations (apart for Gatland).

It seems the Lions Tour preparation is in full swing now, and things are looking good for selection as players all across europe as reaching their potential as this huge occasion comes around. Ex-Lions captain Brian O'Driscoll came back from an injury to score two tries for Leinster last weekend, and England superstar Danny Cipriani has come back six weeks earlier than expected to play a role in Wasps loss against Castres as well.

As Bath keep their hands flowing and moving the ball, Britain is witnessing good times, leading to a hopefully successful summer 2009.

Heineken Cup: How This Weekend Could Scuplt Bath's Whole Season

Sean Kelly — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 07:55:24 -0400

The Heineken Cup is always a spectacle. Whether you're a player, coach, or a fan.

Certain things can only make this spectacle even greater than already possible. Stepping out onto the great pitch of Stade Ernest Wallon in Toulouse has to be one of those things.

The players of Bath Rugby have that opportunity this Saturday in their emphatic return to the European stage.

Both places of great history in relation to their stature in the rugby world. Both eager to make a positive start to the new Heineken cup campaign.

Bath still have the taste of European glory after last year's Challenge cup win. Yet Toulouse have a void to fill where the Heinekin cup has not been for the last few seasons.

This now more than ever I feel is the time for Bath to really stand up and be counted. Their last Heineken cup stint was a fairly decent one, they still need to show this season in can be a memorable one.

Last season Bath wowed the fans with their style of play, yet just missed out on the Premiership title. They need to find that killing edge to put themselves into Europe's elite.

The rugby they are playing at the moment in the Guinness Premiership has been defined at "total rugby" and they will need to take this to France with them.

Like their wine the French don't travel well, but in their own fortress you can see Bath having their hands full.

With a back-line ridden with talent who love to keep the ball moving, Bath will expect a smooth running game, which they have grown a custom to.

When he first joined Bath last season Butch James said he would love the chance to play in the Heineken Cup and play teams like Toulouse. I'm sure its the same for the rest of the Bath side.

There's a lot of guys out there who will be playing their first Heineken cup game, and they need to step up to the plate.

This weekend could define Bath's whole season, if they can go to Toulouse and return victorious it will show Bath are really ready to rumble and show they're ready to get some serious silverware in their trophy case in Bath.

Guinness Premiership: The ELV's Are Not the Problem

Sean Kelly — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 04:46:45 -0400

When two giant teams like Leicester and Wasps go head to head, you expect a brave encounter high scoring, or at least quality play and with both teams giving their all.

I'm afraid this was not the case when they both met at Adams Park last Friday.

Never have I seen two top Premiership sides so afraid to attack. Neither side played with any imagination both choosing to kick for territory and deciding to keep the ball wound up in the arms of the forwards. Instead of playing the rugby we know both sides are capable of playing.

Ian McGeechan was quick to jump on the bandwagon of other coaches and journalists alike who have been too hasty to criticise the new rules, blaming them for their sides defeats or poor performances.

"You can't afford to play in your own half and I think Leicester adopted the same principles as we did by trying to keep it tight."

Leicester coach Heyneke Meyer refused to add to the already vast complaints about the ELV's, but did however criticise his sides and his opponents tactics by kicking the ball too much.

"The difference between the two sides tonight was that when they got into our half, they punished us by kicking their goals."

I really do not believe the problem with the game in England at the moment is to do with the new law variations.

I will not lie, when first mentioned I was not a fan of the decision to change a game that really didn't have many problems anyway (why try and fix something that isn't really broken). The only point I agreed with was to keep players on their feet at the contact area.

But now hearing these coaches moan isn't doing much more for the game.

The main reason we haven't seen these ELV's flourish is because of peoples negative attitudes towards the law variations.

When up against strong opposition, teams are scared to run from deep in case of the inevitable turn over, leaving a game controlled by the boot which no one wants to watch.

The loyal Guinness premiership fans do not wish to turn up to see their loved side have an 80 minute long kick about.

The possibilities of counter attacks have become more likely with these laws, as has the likelihood of seeing running rugby. For teams to be scared into a forwards contest is ridiculous and surely an opposite upshot of the experimental law variations introduction.

Especially seeing as we are trying to sell this game as an exciting sport. So that we can finally go head to head with football as the dominant sport of the country.

Bath have still continuously been applauded for their running rugby. Rugby that has seen the Rec been serenaded. This is because they have taken the ELV's into account and used them to their advantage.

"Looking at the ELVs without putting my defence coach hat on, I think that some have had a really positive influence on the game.

"For example, the five-metre defence line at a scrum gives a great opportunity for back-row moves and space for the scrum-half to challenge the defensive line.

"That is an area that Bath have certainly looked at and it has created the space necessary for a number of strong first-phase attacking moves," said Bath's attack coach Brad Davis.

As well as the potentials for attacks off the scrum, Bath have used the five metre lineout rule to their advantage. Being able to throw the ball backwards for a quick throw in allows the likes of Joe Maddock, Nick Abendanon and Matt Banahan to show their attacking credentials.

Brad Davis also recognises the problem of congestion at the breakdown.

"I think the breakdown plan—trying to keep players on their feet—that is something that could potentially be a real benefit, but there is a big responsibility for coaches and players to actually keep working on that in the training ground environment so that a couple of years down the line, that will become second nature."

I don’t understand why Bath have chose to use this play to compliment their already positive free-flowing rugby, and others haven’t.

Originally meant for a positive outcome we have seen the opportunities given to these sides wasted and disregarded.

Something given to coaches as a luxury has been ungratefully thrown back in the IRB's faces.

Kicking is still the main source of points for the majority of premiership sides. Something that seriously needs to be addressed. The

It seems more worth while to change the point scoring system—by making tries more valuable and taking down the value of penalties to a mere one point.

If you ask me it was about time someone stuck their boot into the main problem.

Autumn Internationals: How England Can Beat the Tri-Nations

Sean Kelly — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:35:34 -0400

Martin Johnson has yet to still start his reign as manager. His time to manage his first game comes this Autumn with possibly three of the hardest matches any team could play.

This autumn the elite of England will go head to head with the cream of the Southern Hemisphere that are New Zealand, South Africa and Austraila.

If it isn't enough for Johnson to conduct his players out on to twickenham to face this monumentous task, you have to face the Tri-nations.

So, here are my ideas on how to beat the three main southern hemisphere teams.

There first opponents after the Pacific Isles game, are the Wallabies.

After an encouraging start with new coach Robbie Deans pushing New Zealand all the way this Tri-nations the Aussies will be full of confidence.

The first thing I would target are the Half-backs.

They have a very inexperienced Scrum Half in Luke Burgess who loves to snipe around the edge of rucks and tends to over play sometimes. Show him small gaps, so you can attack him and disrupt their attack.

Matt Giteau is fast becoming one of the best attacking talents in the world. So you cannot give him any room to attack at all. His main flaw is his tendency to drift so your Fly Half needs to come from the outside in to defend him and to stop drawing your defence wide.

He is also prone to what is more like a cross field pass, so your winger needs to keep his eye on the wings and try and intercept his attempt to put the ball wide.

When playing against Austraila you need to attack the lineout.

Nathan Sharpe is vital to the Wallabies in the lineout as a main jumper, if you can stop him from getting ball, they will find it very hard to play without possession from set piece.

When it comes to South Africa the first thing is you need to blitz in the centres. Outside they have serious pace when it comes to Habana, and he can't make an effect if he doesn't have the ball.

The same goes for when kicking the ball away. You can't afford to give him easy ball.

When it comes to set piece, Victor Matfield is a giant for the Boks in the lineout, he is probably one of the best lineout technicians in the world. So you need to make sure you have at least two jumpers that can cope with him, and so that you can keep the ball away from him in the air.

If the Springboks use Percy Montgomery as a full back you need to pressure him. Percy cannot handle high balls and is very prone to mistakes if he is pressured. Give him high balls, use good chasers. Drill the ball into the corners again with good chasers, keep him moving and he will be a mess.

Now England's last game the All Blacks.

I will start with the lineout. The AB's lineout is a well known flaw in their set piece. Ali Williams is their main jumper and still not an established one. Put your best jumper on him and don't allow him ball.

Their back row isn't capable of getting consistent ball either. So frustrate them at the lineout and that is a good start.

When you play New Zealand you need a kicker with a good kicking game to be able to play the possession game. When kicking for territory you need to make sure the ball is kicked into the crowd to stop any chance of a counter attack.

Play field possession, then disrupt the lineout. First job.

Now how do you stop the best openside flanker in the world in Richie McCaw?

Well first phase ball you need top attack him. Run at him make him make the first tackle. Clear him out off the ball and attack from the second and third phase. Running at him making him hit the first tackle will increase your chance of quick ball.

Now how do you stop the best fly half in the world that is Dan Carter?

To be frank there isn't many ways you can looking at his play its very hard to find a flaw in the way he plays. So in that case you need to get at his half back partner. Ellis or Cowan.

Both young and fairly inexperienced you need to get to them as quick as possible. They are both capable at international level but both delivieries are quite slow so it would ideal to make the Blindside target the nine with the eight or seven going for Carter to disrupt the flow of the ball.

There it is, that is how to beat the Tri-nations.

Danny Cipriani Gives Us All a Reason to be Happy

Sean Kelly — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:35:20 -0400

England golden boy is on this way back for injury, and possibly making a return in the Premiership clash with title rivals Bath on October 1.

The mercurial fly half has found his way back from his horrific fracture dislocation he suffered, and recently just gone through his first contact session unscathed.

Cipriani suffered his injury last season when London wasps met Bath in the semi final of the Guinness Premiership, after a freak incident caused the young England player's ankle to fracture and dislocate, ending in a rather freaky position on the ankle.

Fridays clash against Leicester has proved to come too soon for Cipriani, but he can't wait to get going again.

"I am going to have to sort of calm myself a bit as I will be very excited and ready to play.

"It will be good to be in front of the home crowd and hear my name called out at the start of the match, so it kicks in and that you know you are about to play in a Premiership match and those four months are over now." said the young Wasps 10.

Cipriani is full of praise for his surgeon and is very thankful for everyone involved in his recovery.

"My surgeon James Calder did a fantastic job. I saw the x-rays that evening—and I am grateful that I did because they showed the ankle was dead straight which meant I could see it was going realign properly and be fine in the end.

"I had doubts [about returning] and I voiced my opinions but my friends just told me to be quiet because it is what it is and you just have to get on with it and that is what I have tried to do."

With his return earlier than expected this has given the England management the joy of having him available for the Autumn internationals. In the hope that is ready, and not rushed into anything considering what he has been through.

London Wasps' Woes Continue: What's the Problem?

Sean Kelly — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 08:39:08 -0400

Obviously it is too early in the season to cast away a team like London Wasps as possible champions, considering being in a 10th placed abyss at christmas last season, but still having the guts and determination to come back to steal the show.

But surely, after slumping to their third consecutive defeat of the new season. Alarm bells must be ringing at Adams Park. Complacency has settled in, a run of bad luck and a lack of determination has seen Wasps fall a victim to London Irish, Worcester and Northampton Saints.

Ex players and commentators alike have jumped on the bandwagon with the critics hitting out at the departures that have plagued the side, and have labeled the old heads for not stepping up to the plate.

Danny Cipriani has been named one of the causes for Wasps demise in form. The England golden is having a speedy recovery but it could still be mid-November till we see him lace up his boots again. However I still think this problems roots are deeper than just the vacancy of a World Class 10.

Another apparent problem is that the backs have no platform to play off. The pack is not currently the problem, Wasps have a strong forward drive, with a back row that most clubs would get on their knees for.

Players form is now dropping, and players in key positions are losing focus and consistency.

Josh Lewsey is one.

the ex-England full back suffered a nightmare on Saturday gifting the Saints two tries. Lewsey also an "old head" is a key member of the Wasps squad, and they need him to perform and lead the youngsters into the tough game wasps play.

I truly believe one of the main problems in the departure of their motivating captain Lawrence Dallaglio. Big 'Lol' was an inspiration to everyone that donned the Wasps shirt.

I do not believe it is his on-field expertese they truely miss.

It is the true grit and determination that Dallaglio played with. The way he spoke to his team. His desire to win any way possible. His influence over his team was obviously doubted as a true leader is really needed at Adams Park, and I don't see anyone emerging to take his throne.

Help for Heroes: Rugby Stars to Raise Money for Iraq Veterans

Sean Kelly — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 09:15:36 -0400

All eyes will be on Twickenham this Saturday as some of the greatest of the game meet for one last time, in the aid of the British Service personnel.

Huge names from England and across the world meet together with the hope of raising £1million for those injured in action in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Lawrence Dallaglio leads Help for Heroes XV, backed by other World Cup winning teammates like Martin Johnson, Will Greenwood, Jason Robinson, Richard Hill, Mark Regan, and Dan Luger.

Leading the International XV will be Scott Gibbs, followed by the likes of Jonah Lomu, Gordon Bulloch, Colin Charvis, Zac Feaunati, and Kenny Logan.

The idea came from journalist from the Times Mark Souster.

I’m sure there are millions of people like myself who feel that we owe a huge debt to the brave service men and women who serve in areas of conflict like Iraq and Afghanistan.

“Injuries and death are an inevitable but very sad fact of war and it is essential that those who are hurt are given the best possible care and rehabilitation. The medical staff at Headley Court already do a fantastic job and the revenues raised from the game will help them provide even better facilities and care for injured troops and military staff,” Souster said.

It is a huge occasion and I hope everyone watches and gives support. The members of the Army injured deserve our full support, and it can only help that we get to watch Scott Gibbs in action again. Thoughts of Os Du Randt come in my mind mentioning the Welsh centre.

Guinness Premiership: Ben Herring Hot, London Wasps Not

Sean Kelly — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:23:37 -0400

The second week of the Guinness Premiership has gotten under way, with Bath losing to Gloucester at the Rec for the first time in 20 years, and London Wasps losing again. I will now go through all the hot bits and all the not so hot bits.

HOT

•Ben Herring showed his skill with a great kick through for Tom Croft to collect and score, and rounded off a great game with a try of his own. With performances like this Lewis Moody must be sweating.

•London Irish may have lost to Leicester Tigers but their tactics still prove to bring fantastic rugby, as their last try showed. Counter attacking brilliance.

•Young England Fly Half Toby Flood continued to prove himself to the Welford Road faithful, as his kicking was spot on. He set up a great try for Irishman Geordan Murphy.

•Willie Walker showed Ryan Lamb how to kick as he drove Gloucester to their first win at the Rec in 20 years.

•Ollie Morgan continued his fine form and will hopefully continue to make the England selectors watch him carefully.

•The E.L.V.'s have been in place for the second week now, and one man benefiting from the changes is Danny Care. The young England scrum half prised open the Bristol defence on many occasions and was a general pain for the West Country outfit all game.

•Johnny Wilkinson came back with a bang as he led Newcastle to their first victory of the season, getting himself 22 points along the way.

NOT

•Butch James had a nightmare at the Rec costing Bath 19 points, missing every kick and getting charged down. Steve Meehan has refused to blame James for Bath's loss, but come on, Steve...

•Peter Hewat could have gotten the draw for London Irish, but just couldn't land the conversion.

•London Wasps just aren't playing at all at the moment, and the champions really don't look like retaining their crown.

•Other title hopefuls Saracens suffered their second defeat, and still choose to pick Chris Jack at blindside flanker. What's with that?

Guinness Premiership: What's Hot and What's Not This Week?

Sean Kelly — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:54:22 -0400

The Guinness Premiership was finally back on our screens (well only two games were, plus ITV highlights) and all the teams got stuck into their first game under the new E.L.V's.

I will now look back on all the hot points and all the not so hot points of the past weekend's action.

Hot

•Toby Flood played his first game for the Tigers, and with his debut came a try. His debut was by no means perfect, but it was enough to prove his credentials to replace Andy Goode.

•Gloucester full back Olly Morgan showed Ian Balshaw how to dominate the High Ball and capped off a great game with the Cherry and Whites' only try.

•It's great to see Jon Clarke back in the Premiership after his leg break. He showed what made him such a promising player two years ago.

•It was also great to see Northampton back where they belong and managing to grind out a victory against Worcester.

•Young Jonny Wilkinson replacement Rory Clegg pushed Sale all the way and showed what a promising player he is.

•Butch James slotted all his kicks in Bath's local derby, and made Olly Barkley's departure look completely insignificant.

•I'm also glad to see Bath carry on their free-flowing style of play, which helped them to their first win at the Memorial Stadium in 10 years.

•David Lemi has already scored what must be a blatant contender for try of the season. It was a dazzling run which, quite frankly, left Bath grasping at thin air.

•London Irish showed that Brian Smith's departure hasn't hurt as they beat Champions London Wasps.

•David Strettle's try in 54 seconds gave Harlequins the lead they needed to help beat Saracens. Dean Richards' young side continue to play attractive rugby.

Not

•Current Champions London Wasps really looked bleak as they couldn't overcome London rivals at Twickenham.

•Young England hopeful Ryan Lamb wasn't on top form at all as he missed his kicks and just generally never got his back-line going.

•Bruce Reihana's kicking was terrible and has even apologised for his kicking. He admits kicking like that can cost you games. Poor show, Bruce.

•I really expected Sale to thrash the depleted Newcastle side they faced, but a pretty mediocre performance meant they only beat them by five points.

•Gloucester really didn't show that they are ready to exterminate their tag "The nearly men." They really should have beat the Tigers on their home turf.

At the "Centre" of England's Attack Problem

Sean Kelly — Sun, 24 Aug 2008 12:39:51 -0400

Once again, the boredom of my summer has led me to talk about Johnson's England era. Having already put forward my opinions on who should be England's playmaker, I now will go on to who will England's centre partnership be.

When Cipriani is fit to reclaim his place, or England finds a dominant 10, the likelihood of the back line finally moving and playing some exciting Rugby will increase.

But the centres chosen will have a big role to play in helping this back line move in the way we want to see.

So, that means the two "crash ball" centres that have been picked in previous England squads should never be seen together again (Tindall and Noon).

The old age (in my opinion) crash ball centre, is now dead. There is no room in the modern game for centres that can only run in one direction.

Times have evolved, and so have defenses. You need more than a hefty centre to break down an International defence.

The role of a 12 is more important and has evolved to a second fly half. The second kicker if the 10 is down, the second play maker who is able to float passes out to open up the gaps in the defence. Running straight is not something the international game is built around.

All successful teams have built a backline around a Fly Half and then a Inside centre that is a playmaker.

But still, if your 12 is developed enough to have a playmaking side, with the power and strength to burst lines and take contact, all the better.

For example, I believe Jean De Villiers is the best 12 in the world at the moment, he has great running lines, an understanding of the game with great distribution skills, and is a powerful runner.

Sadly, England don't have anyone like JDV, so in that case they should look for a play maker.

Olly Barkley is a possibility since moving to 12, and while consistently playing there for Bath he has improved a lot. Still, he hasn't proven himself on the international stage.

Anthony Allen is still young, but has proven to be a consistant performer for the Cherry and Whites. He had an unlucky debut throwing an intercepted pass, and missing a crucial tackle of Dan Carter. So I feel he'll have to wait a bit longer for his return to the full England team.

I would probably put Toby Flood there on current form, but with his move to Leicester looking as though he's gone there to play 10, I don't want him switching positions constantly.

So with that, I would say their best candidate is Shane Geraghty. The young Exiles fly half/centre has proved to be a hit as a playmaker from the centre, and after his debut against France, we can only expect more.

Sure, he isn't the most developed physically compared to the players who could be his opposite number—Ma'a Nonu for example—but he has enough tricks in his bag to be more than capable.

Now, to partner the Exiles centre.

With brains I suppose you would preferably suit with brawn, but as noted before England aren't gifted enough to have an international amount of skill with this said amount of brawn.

So we might have to look past just muscles for this one.

There are three nominees in my mind: Jamie Noon, Mike Tindall, and Matthew Tait.

Jamie Noon had a solid six nations and showed his dominance in defence. He proved himself with some bone shuddering tackles, which at one point was a significant factor in an early try against the French.

Yet Noon's downfall is in his attacking ability. He has yet to show any for England, which for me has already eliminated him from the (more like my) England team.

Mike Tindall is a very similar player, but does understand how to attack more than Noon. He has had a couple of good seasons a Gloucester but just isn't an International player anymore.

Then we are on to Matthew Tait.

If any of you have read any other of my articles, you would understand I'm a pretty big fan of Matthew Tait. So my views at time may be slightly biased, but I still believe I'd get a pretty big backing by going for Tait.

Tait has showed he is a world class player. He has grown into a great player after his horror debut against Wales (with thanks to Mr. Henson), and that experience has seemed to help him get where he is today.

His dead ball running is second to none as seen in the World Cup Final, and I'm sure there aren't many on the international stage that can cope with his pace.

Recently, however, I have read an article on how he would like to claim the Sale 15 shirt which I found pretty displeasing, I hope its just a bit of pre-season confusion.

England Rugby crisis: Who will reign supreme at Fly Half?

Sean Kelly — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 09:09:48 -0400

The summer still trundles on, and what with living in the Northern Hemisphere rugby has come to a standstill leaving our TVs rather blank.

So I have been left to only dream and consider what I might be an audience to next season, and who are going to be the true performers.

Yet I still can't get Martin Johnson's reign as England coach out of my head, so it has left me to consider certain things for the upcoming Autumn Internationals.

First of all, as I've already written, I pondered over who Johnson may choose as his captain. Now I can't help but think who is going to play where for Johnson's first games.

One of the first choices for Johnson will be—who will be his Fly Half?

Some of you may read that and simply laugh and say "it has to be Danny Cipriani," and to be honest I couldn't agree more, if it wasn't for the horrific injury that Cipriani fell a victim to.

So now there is a big opening in the England squad for someone to stake a claim for.

Well if you look at the England Elite squad for 2008-09 it would seem the candidates are out of Olly Barkley, Toby Flood, Riki Flutey, Shane Geraghty and Jonny Wilkinson (based on who can actually play at 10).

I would firstly like to cross off the chance of Barkley playing Fly Half, because for me he is an Inside Centre and that is all. He has tried to play 10 and quite frankly lacks the vision and skill to play there.

Toby Flood I feel is a good 10 but doesn't yet have the skill to be a World Class Fly half. The fact he has moved to Leicester and Andy Goode has packed his bags may prove to be a great decision for him, and England.

Riki Flutey just like Barkley is a 12 pushed into the boots of a 10. Riki will never make it as a international Fly Half and I can only assume Johnson has picked him as a 12 or a last resort.

Shane Geraghty is a fantastic player, and one of the most promising players in England, yet since he has been moved to 12 for some of London Irish's performances I feel his place is at inside centre.

He doesn't lack the vision of a 10 like Barkley, I just think his ability would better suit the role of a inside centre.

Wilkinson is no longer England's first choice Fly Half, his reign has come to an end, and he is no longer the player he was in 2003.

His attacking flair has drowned out, and he has become even more so of a tactical kicking Fly Half, which England really don't want.

I feel England's best option has not actually been picked in the Elite squad, no it's not Charlie Hodgson (haha). I feel Ryan Lamb is the man to keep Cipriani's thrown warm.

Ryan Lamb has constantly been overlooked when he, for the past season, has been one of Gloucester's best players. His long floating passes and eye for a hole, enable him to get his backline going. And his kicking is getting better as the days go by.

He maybe isn't the most physically developed player, but what he lacks in strength, he gains in intelligence and grace.

In the perfect world or my perfect world, I would like to see Johnson give Ryan Lamb his long waited senior debut. However if it were not to go to Lamb, I can feel Toby Flood vacating the 10 position until Danny Cipriani is ready to reclaim his place.

England: A New Coach, A New Captain

Sean Kelly — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:22:24 -0400

As Martin Johnson is waving his magic behind closed doors, and structuring his backroom staff there is still a important question left to be answered.

Who will Captain Johnson's men?

A man as established as Martin Johnson, knows what it takes to captain your country, and more importantly, knows what it takes to captain a world cup winning side.

However, is there someone suitable for this job dwelling in England at the moment?

Is there anyone with the qualities Johnson possessed in his reign as England's supreme captain?

Jonny Wilkinson has recently declared his wishes and hopes to captain his country.

Obviously, a man such as "Wilko" who strives to be the best he can in everything he does, would clearly wish to have this responsibility.

Sadly for him, I hope he doesn't get it.

Clive Woodward made the dire mistake of building a Lions side around his previous glory.

How did that turn out?

Possibly a rather harsh and pessimistic statement to relate Wilkinson's possible selection as England captain to a embarrassing tour to New Zealand.

Yet, the point I am trying to make is, I really hope Johnson doesn't select in the same way Woodward did and go back to ways that did work rather than will work.

So, who other than possible candidates?

Apparently Phil Vickery, Simon Shaw, Tom Rees and James Haskell.

Phil Vickery is passed it now and is not up to the modern game. Matt Stevens and Andrew Sheridan for now are England's best Props.

Simon Shaw is still a very good club player, but I would prefer not to see him in an England shirt anymore.

I believe Steve Borthwick, Nick Kennedy and George Skivington are England's current choices are Lock.

Tom Rees and James Haskell are, in my opinion, England’s future as possible captaincy candidates and as England’s back row along with Luke Narraway.

I believe it would rely on whether one of them are named Wasps' captain.

I have always believed if you captain your country, you should definitely captain your club.

In the recent “tour of hell” to New Zealand, James Haskell and Tom Rees were two of the only players to come back with their reputation somewhat enhanced.

Tom Rees really did step up his game to challenge McCaw, as Haskell carried the ball tremendously and helped in the loose a lot.

If you were to ask me who I believed Martin Johnson will pick as his captain, it is Steve Borthwick.

I think Johnson sees a lot of himself in Borthwick; a noble man, a true leader; dominant in the “Line Out,” generally a dominant figure and maybe also being a second rower help.

He finally tasted glory with Bath before moving onto his new Challenge with Saracens, where he has just be named co-captain alongside Andy Farrell.

I wouldn't really be disappointed if Borthwick were to be named captain either, after all, you need an old experienced head to build a young squad around.

I do hope that a young squad will be built.

Who would you pick as your England captain?

Dennis Bergkamp: My Vision of a True Legend

Sean Kelly — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:37:33 -0400

Having recently seen a number of articles with people's favourite teams of all-time, and people dubbing people legends or not legends, it has inspired me to voice my opinion on who in my eyes is a legend.

Dennis Bergkamp is to me the definition of legend.

Bergkamp is a man who played with his mind, scored unforgettable goals, and most of all was loyal right to the end.

Bergkamp was brought to Arsenal by Bruce Rioch (often still mistaken for a Wenger signing) for £7.5 million. It took him seven games until he got his debut goal against Southampton.

Bergkamp's stature grew, playing as a forward behind the main striker, Ian Wright. They soon formed a strong partnership which was one of the finest in the Premier League.

Bergkamp's arrival was especially significant, as his contribution helped get Arsenal out of the mid-table abyss, and helped make them into Premiership and European contenders.

Bergkamp was at the peak of his ability in Arsene Wenger's reign, helping them toward a Premiership and FA Cup double in the 1997-98 season and being voted PFA Player of the Year in September 1997.

Bergkamp continued with his consistent performances as he won the double again in 2002, the FA Cup in 2003, and the Premiership for a third time in 2004.

On April 15, 2006, in a home tie against West Bromwich Albion, the Arsenal supporters dedicated the original "Supporter's Day" match theme to "Dennis Bergkamp Day" to honour Bergkamp's time at Arsenal.

Bergkamp came on as a second-half substitute, setting up the winning Robert Pirès goal after Albion had equalized just after he came on. He then scored a goal himself in the 89th minute, as Arsenal ran out 3-1 winners.

The last game he played in Arsenal colours was also the last game at Highbury. It came against Wigan Athletic on May 7, 2006, the final Premier League game of that season.

Bergkamp scored some of the most memorable goals I have ever seen and I'm sure some of you have ever seen. I'm sure his hat rick against Leicester, his goal against Newcastle, and his goal against Argentina for Holland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFvXVlfu4vs) (the commentators alone are enough to some up that goal) will automatically remind you of his class.

His goals were a great attribute of his, but he was also well known for his creative mind and great passing ability, which helped with his overall assist record.

Bergkamp scored 120 goals for Arsenal in 424 appearances, and set up a further 166 goals in his Arsenal career. This makes him the top assist maker in Premier League history.

Another reason he was such a good player was his loyalty to a club that treated him very well, something that today's stars don't really understand.

He was selected by Pelé as one of the FIFA 125 greatest living players.

In 2007 he was inducted into the English Football Hall of Fame, the first ever Dutch player to receive the honour. He has also finished third in the FIFA Player of the Year award twice.

I'm sure I could go on for a long time about why I think he is truly a legend, and I hope you would agree with me in thinking this. But I assure you I'm not the only one to think so highly of Mr. Bergkamp.

In David Winner's analysis of the way in which Dutch football and Dutch culture blend, the sculptor Jeroen Henneman analyzes the effect of Dennis Bergkamp's passes and how he can split a defence:

"It's a miracle. One moment the pitch is crowded and narrow. Suddenly it is huge and wide."

Arsène Wenger said about him after Arsenal's 3-1 win over West Bromwich Albion (April 16, 2006) that Bergkamp had:

"Intelligence and class. Class is of course, most of the time linked to what you can do with the ball, but the intelligence makes you use the technique in an efficient way. It's like somebody who has a big vocabulary but he doesn't say intelligent words, and somebody who has a big vocabulary but he can talk intelligently, and that's what Dennis is all about. What he does, there's always a head and always a brain. And his technique allows him to do what he sees, and what he decides to do."

Bergkamp's former strike partner Thierry Henry praised the Dutchman after his last game for the club:

"Dennis is the best player I have ever played with as a partner. It is a dream for a striker to have him in the team with you."

Arsenal legend Ian Wright said of Bergkamp:

"He's the messiah. We told him to get us into Europe when he joined and that's exactly what he did."

In April 2006, Simon Kuper wrote in the Financial Times:

"One night last year some legends of Dutch football gathered for dinner in an Amsterdam house. Around midnight conversation turned to an old question: who was the best Dutch footballer ever? Dutchmen have been voted European Footballer of the Year seven times, more than any other nationality except Germans. Yet Jan Mulder, a great centre-forward turned writer, chose a player who had never even threatened to win the award nor, at the time, a Champions League: 'Bergkamp. He had the finest technique', said Mulder. Guus Hiddink, the great Dutch manager, nodded, and so the matter was settled."

Sale Sharks Look to Get Their Bite Back In Time For Guinness Premiership

Sean Kelly — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 12:54:08 -0400

As the summer grinds away with a serious lack of Rugby on TV (apart from the Tri-Nations), these times can seem wasteful for those of us who long to see the Guinness Premiership back in action.

And after watching the opening Tri-Nation games, the reality hit me that the ELV's are seriously going to improve the Guinness Premiership (or at least I hope). I refused to believe this when it was first announced that the English game would be subject to a change.

However, now after seeing the end-to-end rugby that you can only watch and admire, it has led me to think about how next season might pan out, and which teams and which players will truely benefit from these changes.

The giants of the last Guinness Premierships campaign will all be in within a good shout of winning it this year—however, I feel a team who just missed out on the top four are the ones likely to surprise.

The Sale Sharks blew their chance last season to get into the playoffs, but this season I think is when we will see what we saw in their last successful GP campaign.

First of all, their preseason signings have been that of the best so far. With the inclusions of Matthew Tait, David Doherty, and Dwayne Peel, we can only expect to see some classy expansive rugby.

When thinking about Dwayne Peel, I still think it's sort of upsetting how they have looked past their own talent in Richard Wigglesworth and gone for someone else, but with the emergence of Danny Care for England, I don't mind as much as I did prior to his rise.

Dwayne Peel is a top Scrum Half who has proved for years internationally that he can hold his own with the giants. Peel was one of the few people to come back from the Lions tour with his reputation intact.

He lives on being one of the best snipers around the bases of rucks and with the ELV's furthering to help him with the new rules on the offside line of a scrum, he can only cause havoc in the GP.

Also, the addition of Doherty will help Sale with their great wealth of wingers.

I suppose Doherty was unlucky that he had to try to get past the likes of Paul Sackey, Tom Voyce, and Josh Lewsey to get into Wasp's back three. But now at Sale, he has his chance to shine and show what he can do.

However, the best signing, I think, this summer (maybe in a biased point of view) is that of Matthew Tait moving to Manchester.

The young speedster has proved what he can do, and hopefully if played in his right position (13) he can show the Edgley Park Faithful what he is truly capable of. And the thought of him linking up with Luke McCallister is, quite frankly, a mouth watering prospect.

Also with the likes of Charlie Hodgson, Sebastien Chabal, Andrew Sheridan, Luke McCallister, Mark Cueto, and Jason White the Sharks can only benefit from the ELV's.

When considering who they already have, they didn't really need these signings, but now I believe with these they will form a explosive style of rugby and a dominating team.

Rugby: Is Influx of Southern Talent Hurting the Guinness Premiership?

Sean Kelly — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:58:38 -0400

Since the game turned professional in 1995, England, Wales, Ireland, and Scotland have seen a rise in the amount of talent from the Southern Hemisphere.

These All-Blacks, Wallabies, Springboks, and Fijians have graced the shores of the British Isles with their daring play, sparkling runs, and big hits. But is it for a price that the UK (and Ireland) shouldn't be willing to pay.

This price is a metaphorical price—I'm not referring to money. This price is that of the youth of their home nations are not getting the chance they truly deserve to show their coaches they have what it takes to become professionals.

Teams choose to bring in these foreign players, without considering a player closer to home, or from the academy, or even the players on the edge of the first 22.

Recently, Toulon have enjoyed riches of southern talent, which has elevated them to the Top-14, including George Gregan, Andrew Mehrtens, and Tana Umaga, with their most recent signing being that of Jerry Collins.

Most would argue that this talent has stopped coaches looking into the youth of the club, and overlooking any potential French starts of Toulon. Some would argue that this foreign influx of players will help the younger players at the club develop properly.

I’d say that the argument goes both ways, but there is a gentle balance between enough foreign talent to help the younger members of your team and having so many southern hemisphere players that your home grown talent don’t even get a look in.

I have two examples for the upcoming season:

Nick Evans has decided to have his go at performing in the Guinness Premiership with Harlequins. Having lost their fly half Adam Jarvis to Bristol, the London outfit needed to bring in an consistent outside half who will help them get that top four finish that deemed too elusive for them last season.

Nick Evans is predominantly a running fly half who enjoys throwing the ball around, which will surely compliment the attractive rugby the young backs at Harlequins shown they can play.

And with the experience Evans has got after playing for the Highlanders, the Blues and the All Blacks, he can surely help this young Harlequins side reach their potential, as well as teach the young talent there how to develop.

Then again, Toby Flood has recently moved to Guinness Premiership finalists the Leicester Tigers. I really thought this was a clever move, as he would have a chance to win titles and play in big competitions.

And when I heard Andy Goode was moving to Brive, it sounded even better so that he could try and make the 10 shirt his. Only for Leicester’s new South African Coach Heyneke Meyer to sign a fellow South African Derik Hougaard. Meyer and Hougaard have quite a bond having teamed up before.

"Heyneke always had the ability to get the best out of a player, and ever since I was young he backed me and it goes without saying that he had an enormous positive influence on my career," said Hougaard.

I would expect Hougaard and Mauger to make the 10-12 connection at the Tigers, with Flood being left on the bench and to start the odd game. Hougaard is famed for his accurate kicking, and being the person at the tender age of 19 to score the most points (26) in a Curry Cup final.

Flood will not develop as well as he could have if he were given a chance to start every game possible, which he would of done at Newcastle. I’d also expect him to get swapped around a lot at 10 and 12, making his performances inconsistent.

Overall, I’d probably say foreign talent helps our home grown talent, but the foreign players should not be prioritised.

Otherwise our beloved Guinness Premiership and Heineken Cup will turn into the English Football Premiership: Predominately a foreign business!

English Rugby Sees Promising Times Ahead

Sean Kelly — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 08:56:33 -0400

It's usually pretty easy to get pessimistic about England's chances when it comes to rugby. Well, it has been since their last taste of glory that was the 2003 World Cup.

Yet, things for me are looking good when it comes to future glory.

It may seem pretty random just to declare my hopes for England's future, but the hope has been kick started by the appointment of Brian Smith as attack coach.

The 41-year-old aussie has today been appointed to the new look coaching squad. Martin Johnson has been rather persistent about adding Smith to his coaching team, as the ex-London Irish coach has transformed the exiles into one of the most exciting attacking sides in the Guinness Premiership.

"The appointment of Brian is great news for England as we look forward to the increased time we have with the players under the new agreement with Premier Rugby.

"Brian is a top attack coach and I'm sure he will be a real asset to us. His appointment finalises the senior coaching team for next season," said Johnson.

Along with the Smith appointment, Martin Johnson is also adamant about adopting a new code of conduct following the shenanigans that apparently occurred on England's latest tour to New Zealand.

It's good to see Johnson putting a firm foot down and telling the players how it's going to be. I imagine he will run his squad in a way similar to how he captained the World Cup winning squad. And one thing we know is that when Martin Johnson speaks, people listen.

Even if the latest tour to New Zealand was a shambles, there are positives we can look to.

Firstly, the back row played amazing throughout both tests. The combination of James Haskell, Tom Rees, and Luke Narraway is definitely one to keep for England. I would even like to see the next captain come from one of these young men (personally, I would choose James Haskell).

Topsy Ojo's debut was impressive seeing as he didn't have much to do, but when he was gifted a chance he took it. No matter what happened off the pitch I would include him in my future squads.

Danny Care was exactly what England needed in the second test, a bit of a live wire at the rucks. I hope to see him and Harry Ellis battle it out for the nine jersey for future tests.

And concerning other players not used in the tests for whatever reasons, one player sticks out in my mind to lead future England squads to glory. That man is Danny Cipriani.

The young Wasps' talisman showed in his international debut that he has what it takes to perform on the international stage, and I hope he has what it takes to take on the big southern hemisphere guns.

So in my opinion, us English fans have a lot to look forward to, be it the new attack coach expressing his views through exciting play, or just watching the young players growing into the legends they look capable of becoming.

International Rugby Faces Image Problem

Sean Kelly — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 05:31:27 -0400

Thousands of young admirers of sport watch on as their chosen heroes battle it out on the field, doing the public proud as a good role model should do.

As for what they should do off the field: These professionals have a duty as a role model to lead the way and impose on children a healthy and decent way of living, rather than ending up in the press in the latest debauchery or scandal.

Football has often led the way as the worst behaved sport, with the least professional sportsmen finding their ways onto the front page of The Sun—however not for their on field glory, but rather for their off-field stupidity.

Yet I've always taken some comfort in the fact that rugby has not followed suit, with the players playing each game with their dignity in tact, rather than sprawled all over a curb outside a club with their "w.a.g".

However, rugby has progressed over the years. Since England's "World Cup glory" England have seen a huge improvement on number of children joining and playing rugby.

With these fans has come trouble, and with trouble has come consequences.

In the recent months there has been a number of stories based on the wrong-doings of professionals and has been some what of a talking point amongst fans.

Jimmy Cowan of New Zealand was arrested for the second time last week when he was charged with "disorderly behaviour". Cowan now finds himself in a sticky situation with the police and the NZRFU.

Cowan isn't the first New Zealander to find himself in a spot of bother with the police. Doug Howlett was the one caught up in the limelight for the wrong reasons after last year's World Cup.

Sione Lauaki also made the headlines, as he was arrested for assault at 5:00 am in 2006. There is actually quite a list of All Blacks to find when speaking of professional wrong-doings. Lucky Mulipola, Sitiveni Sivivatu, and Ma'a Nonu also made the New Zealand headlines.

England's latest tour to New Zealand has left a sour taste in the mouth of the RFU, after "serious allegations" were made against four players. Whether guilty or not, these allegations have seriously damaged England's dignity after that is the first thing as such to happen to the England side.

Olly Barkley was arrested on the grounds of an "alleged assault", but was recently let off the charge.

And just today Mike Tindall pleaded guilty to drunk driving, adding another player to England's list of ill-behaved professionals.

Lets not forget one of the press' favourite Rugby players. Gavin Henson last year was seen to urinate in the first class car, and refer to one of the other passengers as a "fat c***". Not the behaviour expected from a 12-year-old, let alone an internationally renowned rugby player.

As you can see from what I have pointed out, rugby is on a slippery slope, and if certain things aren't pointed out to professionals, or if certain professionals are not punished sufficiently for what they have done, rugby will easily be one of the worst behaved sports.

I can understand that being a professional you are under some what of a microscope and things you do may be elevated to a certain extent and made to sound worse, but knowing that will happen if you do wrong actions, surely you have to be more careful?

At the end of the day as a professional you have a responsibility, a responsibility to behave as a reasonable adult. Not an unreasonable idiot.