Bleacher Report - Articles by Nadene Dodge

Dodge This: Vickie Sends Edge to the Highway to Hell!

Nadene Dodge — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:28:59 -0400

On SmackDown!, Vickie Guerrero shocked us all with her announcement at the end of the show.

She has reinstated The Undertaker, and there is a match for Summerslam. Yes, there is a match with Undertaker and Edge, hell in a cell. I love it!

Edge tried his hardest to win back his wife, just so that he could get his title back. He went on to tell Vickie that he was the victim. He told her that the camera didn’t show how he was telling Alicia no, and that he didn’t leave due to he wanted the wedding to be perfect for her.

How long did you have to think that one up, Edge? Did you really think that anyone would buy that shit?

If you are going to lie about why you cheated, you should have come up with a better excuse. There are just a couple of other reasons that would have sounded better. You could have stated that you were temporarily crazy, blacked out, and you didn’t know what you were doing. But hey, that is just me.

If you really thought that a woman scorned would fall for that, you are seriously mistaken.

Vickie Guerrero told Edge that she understood why he did what he did. Are you kidding me? How could you possibly understand why he did that to you? It was a priceless moment; Vickie explained to Edge that she did something that he wouldn’t like.

Edge, the fake that he is, said that they could work around it. Then he asked her what she did. REINSTATE THE UNDERTAKER!

Edge then tried to get Vickie to go along with going on their honeymoon. Just so that Triple H and Undertaker could tear each other apart for the title. Vickie then announced the next bombshell to him. She has already scheduled a match at Summerslam with Edge and The Undertaker. That is a match that everyone will want to see.

Vickie Guerrero has just moved up in my book. Thank you for a very entertaining SmackDown! I loved the ending and now can’t wait to see what will happen next week in the resurrection of the dead man.

The Unholy Union of Vickie Guerrero and Edge

Nadene Dodge — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 19:14:51 -0400

After all that has happened on SmackDown! I cannot just keep my mouth closed any longer. So with that said, here is a letter to Vickie Guerrero on my thoughts.

Vickie Guerrero,

Here you have what you wanted so bad—you are now married to Edge, and he cheated on you with the wedding planner, Alicia Fox.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE APPLES?

You went all-out to screw over the Undertaker, Batista, and anyone else that was putting your man in jeopardy of losing his title, and look what happened. He no longer has the title, and he screwed you over!

You got some points with me when you went out and interfered with Edge’s match with Triple H. And that clothesline that you gave to Alicia Fox was really good. You have moved up to third from the bottom of the totem pole (you were at the bottom). How does that make you feel?

After watching the wedding gift that Edge made for you, and puking up everything that I had eaten in the last week, it was nice to see Triple H come out with a better video for you to see.

Most of the fans, including myself, saw this coming and was really looking forward to it getting thrown in your face. You should have known that Edge would do this to you. Do you really think that he truly loved you? He is power hungry and saw his opportunity, with you, to further his career.

Look what he had you do to Undertaker! Edge knew that he would never be able to beat Undertaker to get the title, so he had you strip the title from Undertaker.

I, for one, wanted to see you get a Tombstone for that one.

Then at the final match with the Undertaker, Hawkins and Ryder interfered in the match to make sure that Edge would get the title. And the Undertaker would be out of the picture.

Then Edge had a new contender for the title in Batista. You did everything in your power to make sure that Edge kept his title. Plus you made Batista’s life a living hell.

How does it make you feel that Batista was the one that set Edge up right before he lost the title to CM Punk? If you ask me, that was priceless and the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Then here you are, married and betrayed all on the same day! Truthfully, I was waiting for something to happen to your happy day. If you know so much about WWE, you should have known that Triple H is known for crashing weddings and letting the truth come to light.

Now that you have woken up and smelled the coffee, what are you planning now? How are you going to get back at Edge for what he has done to you? Do you have the balls to go to the mat with him? You were able to do it with everyone else—it is now your time to do what you do best.

Do you really have a brain in that big head of yours? Now is the time for you to show us, the fans, that you can stand on your own two feet and take Edge down.

Or are you just going to forgive and forget?

Before you do that, remember how he had told Alicia Fox about your parachute underwear. Oh, and don’t forget the spear that he gave you at the Great American Bash.

Just in case you needed more motivation to give the devil what’s owed to him.

Best Wishes, Nadene Dodge

Dodge This: Vickie Guerrero Gets a Dose Of Reality TV

Nadene Dodge — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 04:30:42 -0400

Friday finally came and I was excited to sit down and watch SmackDown!. I was looking forward to seeing Triple H, Jeff Hardy, Michelle McCool, Natalya, Big Show, and even Great Khali. Do you know what I had to see? Vickie Guerrero and Edge getting married.

This is not what you want to see right after eating dinner!

As my stomach was doing the uncontrollable flip flops after seeing Vickie and Edge kiss, I sat there wondering, “WHO CARES”. Do they really think that every fan wants to see them get married?

NO!!!

This wasn’t the only thing that ticked me off about the night. Finlay and Hornswoggle had a match with Ryder and Hawkins, and Edge was the guest referee.

This was only due to the fact that Edge told Finlay that they always cheat and he wasn’t letting them do it anymore. Then Edge interferes so Ryder and Hawkins win the match. What was that all about?

Wasn’t Edge the cheater that time?

How about La Familia and their cheating? Is anyone going to stop them from doing it? There's NO WAY that La Familia knows how to win, unless they cheat.

I was looking forward to having commercials so that I could get a break from seeing the “happy couple” (heaving in trash). A Slim Jim commercial came on and here is Edge, with his spicy side, and it explains a lot about him. Is it the spicy side that is always on SmackDown! and we have yet to see the real Edge?

Just makes you really think, now doesn’t it?

Then there was Vickie in the middle of the ring, wanting to get everyone’s attention just so that she can through the bouquet. Who Cares???!!!

When Michelle McCool came out and started pounding on Natalya, I thought, "Oh yeah, here we go. This is getting interesting." But NO, Vickie had Michelle escorted out. Isn’t this a wrestling show?

To top that one, Vickie announces to Cherry, who caught the bouquet, that her prize is that she can wrestle Vickie. Then she changes that Cherry has to wrestle Natalya first.

Of course, all the women are in dresses and put in a match right then. Cherry didn’t have a chance, Vickie only wanted to be able to pin someone, and she didn’t want to have to work for it. LAZY BITCH!

I say if you want to get in the ring, you better be put to work.

Wasn’t it last week that Vickie told everyone that she is permanently in the wheel chair, and that she can’t walk around ever again? Where is the wheelchair Vickie?

Yea, you are really hurt. I could tell when you were dancing with Edge, walking down the isle, and climbing in the ring for a match.

By the way, you forgot the wheelchair, you big-ass fraud! Sorry, but this is just something that I have to get off of my chest!

Vickie:

No one cares that you married Edge. We can tell who wears the pants and the panties in that family, and it isn’t YOU! Edge is calling all the shots tonight, and you are just the little submissive wife. GOOD LUCK TO YOU! Please, spare me and the rest of the fans from having to watch you make a fool of yourself any further.

Either you get a backbone and run SmackDown! or resign from the job. You are a little puppet, and Edge is your puppet master. I, for one, am tired of this storyline and wish that you would move on.

And low and behold, Triple H answered my prayers and delivered a Twist of Fate of his own.

The WWE Champion made an appearance and gave the two of you the wedding gift of your lives. He showed off the underwear of Edge’s bride to the Charlotte crowd, and he showed us a video that proves that the Wrestling Gods are listening to us.

The video showed your new husband giving your wedding planner Alicia Fox some unneeded CPR in his hotel room the day before he said, "I do" to your stupid ass.

There was no better feeling than seeing you get what was coming to you at the end of the show. I, for one, am thankful that Triple H was able to get his hands on this beautiful piece of footage.

But the biggest thing that made me smile (and stop vomiting) was the “D'OH!” face that Edge gave when he knew he was busted. Can’t wait to see how you try to fix this flop this Sunday.

Which reminds me: Can you send me your address so I can give you the tape of Edge’s appearances on Animal Kingdom with Alicia and Lita?

Good luck trying to Dodge This!

WWE Raw Rewind

Nadene Dodge — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 16:24:58 -0400

Raw started with Stephanie McMahon stating that she did not want another Raw in chaos, preferring instead to have all WWE pull together to become one for that night’s show.

Vickie Guerrero then took her spot in the ring in her wheelchair to announce that she wanted CM Punk to come out and relinquish his title to her. She felt that he had received the title after taking advantage of a helpless Edge.

She then stated that it was illegal to get the title the way that he did. She demanded an apology of him for ruining her wedding.

CM Punk made his way to the ring, showing off his title all the way down. Vickie Guerrero looked at CM Punk and said “How dare you celebrate when you unfairly took the championship from a defenseless Edge.” Then she went on, telling how he ruined her wedding.

CM Punk told her that he did her a favor and that there are other fish in the sea, suggesting that she start seeing Khali. Then she stood up and slapped CM Punk and he told her to go back to SmackDown!

JBL then came out and tried to explain to CM Punk that he had illegally obtained the championship when it should have been his, and explained that he would have won the match without the illegal interruption. John Cena then made his way to the ring.

Cena told JBL to shut up and listen to the new champion CM Punk. After all the arguing going on between Cena and JBL, Cena told him, “Take off your diaper and stop pooping yourself.” Cena then suggested a match with JBL and Cena for the championship.

Batista then graced us with his presence to say congratulations to CM Punk for winning the championship and that it didn’t matter what anyone said, he earned the title. He persisted to forgive Vickie Guerrero for the trouble she put him through and then said the heck I am sorry, roll you @$$ back to SmackDown!

After a lot of yelling between Batista and JBL, Cena suggests a triple threat match for the championship.

Kane then made his appearance—he wants in, too. CM Punk told Kane that he was in, and it was a fatal four way with Kane, Cena, Batista, and JBL contending for the Championship.

Here are the matches for the night!

Rey Mysterio vs. Santino Marella

This is Rey's first match following his injury. Santino gets the upper hand early, and the fans cheer for Rey to turn the tables. Rey connects with the 619 and wins the match. Good job for Rey for the first match on Raw.

Kelly Kelly & Mickie James vs. Jillian & Layla

The match started with Mickie in the ring with Jillian. Mickie gets her to the corner where Kelly Kelly took over and after a good battle between the two, Kelly Kelly gets the pin and wins the match.

Snitsky vs. CM Punk

This match was made when Snitsky approached CM Punk earlier in the night, stating that he was mad that the first night on Raw he had won the championship. CM Punk then stated that they could have a match tonight so Punk can show him why he has the title.

Snitsky then tried to use his weight in the ring to push Punk around. Punk used his kicking to get Snitsky on the mat. Punk then got the best of Snitsky with a GTS, breaking Snitsky's nose, for the pin and the match.

Charlie Haas vs. Kofi Kingston

The match started with a good face off with Charlie and Kofi. It didn’t take long for Kofi to get the upper hand and the spinning heal kick finished the match.

Batista vs. Kane vs. Cena vs. JBL

The match started out with JBL going after Cena right away. JBL tried for the cover and Kane and Batista broke it up. They then went to a commercial break.

JBL and Batista were in one corner and Cena and Kane were in another. Both JBL and Kane gave each other the boot in the face. All the players were down on the mat. Cena took down JBL and then Kane. Next he went after Batista and tried to get the pin when JBL broke it up.

What do you know? It's time for another commercial break.

When they came back Batista was powering over the ring when JBL clothes-lined him. JBL and Cena took it out of the ring while Batista and Kane were still in the ring.

JBL got Cena with the steel steps. Kane went out of the ring to take out JBL. Kane then went on the top rope to get Batista but missed. Batista took Kane with a spear and got the pin. Batista is the No. 1 contender for the Championship!

Kane is clearly upset after the match and started tearing up the place. He then put Michael Cole in the ring, asking him something, and Jerry Lawler came in to protect Michael. Kane then took Lawler out. This was when Raw ended.

The best part of the night was when JBL’s limo came out and Cena got out of the limo to tell JBL that his car wouldn’t pass inspection in LA. Cena knew just the right guys to help him out. This is all for his protection.

Cryme Tyme then got out of the car and showed JBL what they could do to a car for JBL’s protection. After Cryme Tyme busted up the car they gave JBL a custom paint job. Cena then announced that the car was up to code for the great state of Louisiana thanks to Cryme Tyme’s Body Shop.

Dodge This: My Take On Night of Champions

Nadene Dodge — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 04:45:20 -0400

Here is the Dodge take on what is to come on Night of Champions. This is going to be very interesting to watch and I can’t wait to see what will come of it.

Will it be Triple H or will it be John Cena? This is going to be a good match to watch. Both want the title but only one can win the match.

I can see Triple H retaining the title and Cena putting up a good fight to get it. This is going to be a battle of wills and only one will walk away WWE Champion.

Will Edge have the usual help to keep his title? You all know that La Familia is going to help Edge in any way that they can.

The question is who will help Batista or can he do it on his own? Batista is going to pull everything out on this match. I can see Batista walking away as World Heavyweight Champion. This will be the first of many downfalls that Edge is going to have.

Will it be Kane, Big Show, or Mark Henry? I can honestly see Kane and Big Show double up Mark Henry. Neither one of them likes Mark Henry nor do the both of them want to lose to him either. This is going to be a battle of giants and the ground is going to rumble.

The one giant that is going to come out on top is going to be the Big Show. I can see him becoming the ECW Champion.

Will it be Hardcore Holly & Cody Rhodes or will it be Ted DiBiase & his mystery partner that become WWE World Tag Team Champions? This is going to be a good match when we all find out the mystery partner.

I feel that Hardcore Holly and Cody Rhodes are going to win the match, even though we don’t know who is going to be with Ted DiBiase. Hardcore Holly has come too far to give up now and he is going to make sure that he wins this match.

Will it be John Morrison & The Miz or will it be Finlay & Hornswoggle that win this match? My money is on Hornswoggle and Finlay. They are good together and they are going to make a statement. I can see them with the WWE Tag Team Championship.

Will it be Mat Hardy or Chavo Guerrero that wins this match? Matt Hardy has my side on this; it might be in part that Chavo is part of La Familia that I want him to loose. He has been stepping on whoever is in his way for so long, with the help of La Familia, that he just needs to have his ass handed to him. Matt Hardy will stay as United States Champion!

Will it be Mickie James or Katie Lea Burchill? Mickie is going to dish out all that she has to show why she is WWE Women’s Champion. Katie Lea Burchill won’t know what hit her when Mickie is done with her. Mickie is going to retain her title of WWE Women’s Champion!

These are my takes on what is going to happen Sunday on Night of Champions. Let’s see how many of these that I actually get right.

Open Mic: Smack This, Vickie Guerrero

Nadene Dodge — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 10:56:45 -0400

SmackDown!

This would have to be my choice for being General Manager!

Why you ask, just for the simple fact that Vickie Guerrero and Edge would be at my mercy!

Doesn’t that just send chills down your spine?

Think for just a moment, what would you want to see most of all?

After so many months of listening to Vickie Guerrero go on rampage to make sure that Edge keeps his title, it has been a story line that has gone on long enough and needs to end.

Punishment for all that Vickie has done is not enough. I want her to get a piece of what she has been dishing out for so long.

Who would you like to see go head to head with Vickie Guerrero in a match?

Honestly, I would like to see Natalya be in the ring with Vickie. Of course, this

would be a match that if La Familia shows to the ring they will have hell to pay.

Think of this: Vickie in a match, this match would have to be a SmackDown’s Revenge match.

Doesn’t that sound great?

All the people that she has been torturing for the last couple of months on the outside of the ring!

Of course, this could go with Superstars and Fans on the outside of the ring.

Wouldn’t that be a picture worth seeing?

But of course, this would just be the first stage for the payback for Vickie. Every week would be something new to watch her squirm.

Now that Triple H and Mr. Kennedy are now on SmackDown they can finally have the chance to get their hands on Edge. This would have to be a handicap match.

But as I look at this, there are too many that would love to get their hands on Edge, and who am I to say that they can’t.

So, to make everything fair to everyone, except Edge, anyone that would love to have the chance with him in the ring— GO AHEAD!

It would need to be a NO interference match from La Familia, but anyone else is more than welcome to join in on the fun.

Think for just one minute what it would be like to see this actually happen.

Everything that you do has its consequences, and it comes back ten full to bite you in the behind.

Well, Vickie Guerrero and Edge your day is coming and it is going to come back to you!