http://bleacherreport.com/ Bleacher Report - The open source sports network en-us 30 Daniel Topchi <p>Al Davis at one point was the man who created the mystique of the Raider Nation; he made them the bad boys of the <a href="/nfl">NFL</a>, hated by everyone who had the misfortune to play against them.</p> <p>Now everyone hates them because of their now-senile owner and all his antics. Davis said he won't retire until the <a href="/oakland-raiders">Raiders</a> win two Super Bowls. What that means is he's taking the Raiders organization to the grave with him.</p> <p>The senile old bastard doesn't realize as long as he is there, they are not winning!</p> <p>Proposed solution: "The Mummy 4: Al Davis vs. Brendan Fraser."</p> Wed, 01 Oct 2008 05:00:48 -0400 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63987-al-davis-the-mummy-returns http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63987-al-davis-the-mummy-returns http://bleacherreport.com/articles/63987-al-davis-the-mummy-returns Humor Football NFL AFC West Oakland Raiders Al Davis San Francisco Bay Area