Bleacher Report - Articles by Mr.Taylor

Come on WWE: The ECW Title Match Deserved Better Than 8 Seconds

Mr.Taylor — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 15:19:33 -0400

This past Sunday, the WWE presented "The Biggest Blockbuster of the Summer/The Biggest Party", SummerSlam.

Rey Mysterio once again got to go over on Ziggy and retain his IC title, in a very action-packed and exceptional match, that outdid their last bout at Night of Champions.

Y2Show (The Big Show & Chris Jericho) put on a great match, with the ''Bling Brothers'' Crime Tyme, and retained their tag titles.

''The Legend Killer'' Randy Orton showed once again why he is the best next-generation star in the WWE today and retained his WWE title, by beating ''The Kiddies' Champion'' John Cena.

Even though he will never be World Champion and will remain in the mid-card section for the rest of his wrestling career, MVP gained a victory over Jack Swagger, in a very lackluster match.

In a feud that was pretty well built-up (even though the match was boring), ''The Big, Red Machine'' Kane got a well deserved victory after he DDT'd The Great Khali, with help from a distraction.

The interesting thing to know is that the distraction came from Khali's little ''Mega Side Burned Brother'' Runjin Singh.

The Main event, pitting Jeff Hardy against CM Punk in a ''TLC match'' (Tables, Ladders and Chairs), was the highlight match of the show, and in the end (as I predicted) Punk gained the victory, after a hard, long fought match, and became a Five-Time World Champion.

But the post-match was so bone chilling because after the match ended, ''The Phenom,'' The Undertaker, would return and Chokeslam Punk's ass, right down on the canvas (signalling that he wants his next prey to be Punk) and walked up the ramp, to do his signature pose on the stage, with flames shooting up from the entrance way, ending the show.

Now the show was pretty good, but. . . The one match that really annoyed me was the ECW Championship match, pitting William Regal against The Champ, Christian.

Regal, accompanied by Ezekiel and Kozlov, walked down the ramp and entered the ring, where Christian was waiting. When the bell rang, Regal began to take his robe off, and as he was doing so, he turned around and would receive an unexpected Killswitch from Christian, that would give Christian the pin fall.

After just eight measly seconds, he would end up retaining his ECW title.

Now this is just pure stupidity on the WWE's half. Why the hell would you have a bout for a major title, like the ECW belt, on such a major pay-per-view and have it last only eight freaking seconds?

It just makes the title look like a joke and kills the prestige, or what little prestige the title had left.

I know that Christian just won the title at Night of Champions, so he had to retain it since his reign had just begun, but they didn't have to make Regal look like a complete joke in doing so.

It was Regal's first ECW title bout and they could've at least made Regal look like a credible, future champion, by giving him a good solid 10 minutes or more with Christian.

It didn't just make Regal look bad, but it made Christian look bad also, because it was his first title defence with the strap. It should've been in a longer and better planned out match, the same way they made him look good at Backlash and Night of Champions.

Even though the match didn't deliver, I think this feud will go on a bit longer, because the way the matched ended showed that Regal and his gang aren't finished with Christian, so I see these two going at it again; but even if he doesn't win the strap the second time, I have a feeling that Regal will indeed be the guy to take Christian's ECW title somewhere down the line.

Feel free to agree, or disagree with anything I said and give me your honest opinions.

That's it for me Bleachers.

Oh, What a Feud This is Going to Be: The Undertaker vs. CM Punk

Mr.Taylor — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 20:58:22 -0400

What's up Bleaches? ''No time to waste, so let's Bleach it!"

As we all know, this Sunday the WWE presents The Biggest Blockbuster of the Summer/The Biggest Party of the Summer, SummerSlam, and each match (well, most of them) are shaping up to be exciting.

In one of the main event matches, the world championship is on the line in a TLC (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs) match pitting CM Punk against Jeff Hardy.

After what happened this past Friday on Smackdown!, it appears that Jeff has gotten the upper hand and most of the momentum going into this match.

I honestly believe, though, that CM Punk will pull this one off and become a three-time world champ. From there he will move on to the biggest wrestling feud of his life.

This September, ''Big Evil,'' also known as The Undertaker, is returning to the WWE, to once again reign as the most powerful entity in the business.

After a few speculations stating that guys like Dolph Ziggler or Chris Jericho would be the one 'Taker gets into a big feud with, it is now obvious that his next big opponent (prey) will be ''The Straight-Edge Superstar,'' CM Punk.

I just can't wait to see how this feud will unfold, but if my predictions come true, it will indeed be about the World Heavyweight Championship.

In one corner we will have the four-time world champion, former Intercontinental champ, tag team champ, and the only two-time winner of the MITB (Money in the Bank) Ladder Match, ''the hottest young heel in the WWE,'' CM Punk.

In the other corner, a six-time world champ and the only man to be undefeated on the grandest stage of them all in sports entertainment, the spectacular known as WrestleMania. That man is known simply as ''The Phenom,'' The Undertaker.

This feud will not only be a nice way to bring back The Undertaker, but it will help elevate and groom CM Punk into a mega-heel. We will see if he can go toe-to-toe, and hang, with one of the greatest wrestlers in history.

I honestly see this feud going on for a while, and down the road having both men placed in some very vicious, violent and gruesome matches that will take each man to the limit.

I see these two putting on some great matches together, with both pulling out wins now and then.

However, at the end of the feud I expect 'Taker to have the last laugh and get the final victory, because I honestly don't see the WWE letting such a young and upcoming star like Punk go over on such a legend and veteran such as 'Taker.

I don't know if this feud will last until WrestleMania, but if it does, I wouldn't mind seeing Punk and 'Taker go at it on the grandest stage.

Feel free to agree or disagree with my predictions on Punk winning the title and please give me your honest opinions.

That's it for me, Bleaches!

Breaking News: Eugene Has Been Released by the WWE

Mr.Taylor — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 20:18:26 -0400

What's up Bleaches? ''No time to waste, so let's get to it!"

WOW! The WWE is on a role. Two releases in one month? ''Bravo WWE, Bravo!'' (sighs).

OMG! This phrase is really getting annoying, but here it goes: ''The WWE has come to the terms, on the release of WWE Superstar Eugene, as of August 14th, 2009 and we wish Eugene the best in all future Endeavors.''

Now this is stupid to me. Why in the Hell would you bring back the guy after all these freaking years, have him wrestle in one match, and then release they guy?

But in the end I guess the only reason they brought the guy back in the first place, was to help give Miz a stupid excuse to come back to Raw, by putting him in a ''Contract on the pole match,'' where whoever climbs the pole, and pulls down the contract, gets a new contract to wrestle.

Deep down inside, I knew that Eugene wasn't gonna win shit, but that was the best they could do to bring back the Miz? I mean ''Calgary Kid'?' Seriously? Just like Shane said, they should have milked it longer and maybe even build him up better for a bigger return.

IMO, during his time with the WWE, Eugene didn't accomplish much, except for becoming a one time, WTTC along side Regal, after they defeated ''La Resistance,'' but other than that, they just basically used the guy as a showcase act just to make people laugh (Which he did by the way and was mainly used as Eric Bishoff's nephew and would sometimes take over for him when Eric was not present).

In OVW, Eugene got a lot of success in that area and along with becoming a 11-time OVW TTC, he would go on to become the only wrestler in OVW history, to win the Heavyweight title a record setting ''nine times,'' but other than those things he accomplished, I seriously believed that his talent could have been used much better.

I honestly believe that Eugene could have been way more successful in the WWE, but due to being given a bad gimmick and not really being recognized as a mega-star, Eugene would always remain stuck in the ''Dumb syndrome Character,'' and even though his gimmick might have been tweaked a little by making him look like a ''Super Hero,'' of some sort, the dumbsydrome gimmick would always be the main centre piece of his act.

Eugene was no way a crappy wrestler. The guy was trained by one of the greatest athletic and technical wrestlers of all time, The HOF-er called ''The Iceman'' Dean Malenko, and had all the skills necessary to make a big star.

But the guy just never got the right pushes and was always adorned with lame and crappy gimmicks that got him NOWHERE, but although he might not wrestle anymore, it is said that they will keep him as a trainer to help build up new and fresh young wrestlers, so at least he will be doing something constructive by pushing the stars of tomorrow.

That's it for me, Bleaches!

Where in The Hell Is The Mexican Warrior?

Mr.Taylor — Sun, 12 Jul 2009 16:49:21 -0400

What's up Bleaches? No time to waste, so let's Bleach it!

For the past few months, Chavo has stooped to new lows that I never thought he would have stooped. For months, while Vickie Guerrero was still with the WWE, Chavo became her little watch dog, doing everything she said: making her coffee, doing her dirty work, and pushing her around in a wheel chair, even though she wasn't hurt. He kept doing it all for months.

At Extreme Rules, Chavo stooped to the lowest low that he could. It was so stupid because the match at Extreme Rules said: Vickie Guerrero vs '' Miss Wrestlemania '' Santina Marella for the Mrs. Wrestlemania crown in Hog Pen Match. Once again, Chavito ended up doing Vickie's dirty work.

Chavo got in the match, got himself in pig mud, and rolled all over in it for the sake of keeping his aunt happy by doing anything it took for her to keep the title. Chavo's dirty work was done for nothing because in the end, she still lost and also got thrown in pig mud. Shortly after she squealed like a little piggy—she really did sound like one—losing her Ms Wrestlemania crown to her opponent that should've never won it in the first place. Once again, Chavito was left in the hot sun to dry.

A few weeks later Vickie got fed up and quit as General Manager of Raw, something I was very happy about, but one thing bothered me alot. Just Imagine: After all that crap he took, literally, after doing all of Vickie's dirty work, Chavito was left out in the hot sun to dry.

Coming down to the end of Vickie's evil reign, Chavo started to make suggestions to Vickie. After every time she made an idea or was about to say something, Chavo would interrupt her and make his own ideas, then he would say ''But it is totally up to you to make the decision.'' Vickie would go on with what Chavo said and that went on for a while.

Alot of people, including me, thought that while Chavo was making all his suggestions, he was slowly taking away Vicke's power and in the end, steal her role on Raw, but that didn't happen either and, once again, Chavito was left out in the hot sun to dry.

After Vickie's resignation, in most of his wrestling matches, he ended up Jobbing to people like Santina Marella and Goldust. This past WWE Superstars was the last straw for me. I can't believe that Chavo had to Job to the ''Little Bastard'' Hornswoogle, with little horny getting the pinfall victory on him after the frog splash.

What ever happened to the third-generation wrestler who had so much heritage to his name and wrestled like no other? What happened to the Mexican Warrior, who thirsted for gold and did anything to get? What happened to one of the best technical and athletic wrestlers I had ever seen? I can tell for sure, I'm not seeing him.

I think the WWE should stop trying to hold of the inevitable and release Chavo. I truly believe that his talent could be used much better in other wrestling promotions such as NJPW or even TNA, because his career is on life support over in the WWE and he deserves so much more. I believe that, just like his uncle, he could've been used so much better than how he has been used as of late. I would even go as far to say that he, just like his uncle, could have been WT, Vinnie just didn't use him the right way.

The way that Vinnie is using Chavo right now shows that he will never be a real WT in the WWE and for the rest of his career, he will be used to bring up young guys into the business and Job, Job, Job, so I truly think that his talent could be used so much better somewhere else. If he stays with the WWE, he will remain as a bonafide jobber.

Feel free to post your comments below, no matter if you agree or disagree with me, as long as there are no haters.

That's it for me Bleaches!

My Thoughts on ''The Bash!''

Mr.Taylor — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:09:45 -0400

What's up Bleaches?

Thought I stopped, huh?

Anyway, no time to waste, so let's Bleach it!

This past Sunday, the newly named The Bash happened. Some matches were great, but some things just go on my damn nerves.

So, I just had to get everything of my chest before I exploded.

1. ECW CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE MATCH

This match was an okay match and had some pretty nice spots in it.

First, Swagger pinned Finlay, then Finlay pinned Swagger, then Mizark pinned Dreamer, then Swagger pinned Mizark, but, after it was all said and done, Tommy got the last pin after he DDT'D Christian.

And, after everyone scrambled to get a pin, time ran out and Dreamer ended up retaining his ECW title, and I didn't like that one bit.

But, in the end, it was for the best because this whole title changing hands like juice bull has to stop. So, after a lot of thought, it just made sense for Tommy to win.

The only problem I had with this match is ''Mizark Henry.''

Why in the HELL was he put into this match?

He has no real wrestling skills.

All he has is strength, and he made the match completely boring. These days, all he does is Job...Job...Job. We all know that he is never gonna be World Champion, and I expect the WWE to release him soon.

They could've easily put someone like Evan Bourne in the match. He is a great high flyer and a very energetic wrestler who would have made the match more exciting with his athleticism, but nooooooo...they rather put in a boring brute like MizarkHenry (SIGHS).

2. INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

This match was phenomenal and the second best match on the card. Rey and Chris have so much chemistry together and compliment each other every time they meet in the ring, so it was no surprise that they would put on a great show.

At the end of the match, after all those twists and turns, after they both got two counts on each other with sunset flips, Y2J pulled off Rey's mask, but, surprisingly, Rey had another one on.

That part of the match was unexpected.

Then, after an enzuigiri, a 619, then the big spring-board splash, Rey got the three count and regained the IC title for the second time.

Now this is stupid to me.

I didn't think Y2J would lose the title so quickly. I expected him to get disqualified and keep the title, but, in the end, it had to happen because a DQ after such a great match like that would have disappointed the Fans.

Rey couldn't lose the mask because No mask...No merchandise...No merchandise sales... No mask...No little kiddies...No kiddies...No MONEY, so you know Vinnie wasn't having that.

But, down the line, the only guy that I would pick to beat Rey for the title is ''Mr Perfection'' Dolph Ziggler!

3. NO DQ MATCH: Dolph Ziggler vs The Great Khali

I just love it when Ziggy hits that big, bastard Khali with a chair, but this match was meant for two things: to elevate Ziggy and the return of Kane.

The Man on Fire, The Big, Red Machine made his return and beat the living hell out of that Freakazoid Khali with a steel chair and made an impact in doing it.

So, with Khali down, Ziggy got the pinfall and that was something I thought would have never happened because he always got away when their were rules.

So, I figured this was the end for him. But, Kane paved the way for him to get the cheap win, ''I don't care if it was cheap or not.''

4. UNIFIED WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: CNP vs Edge and Y2J vs Legacy

Because of stupid threats from Vinnie, Teddy came out and announced that the match would now be a Triple threat match.

When Edge and Chris came out, I was like:WTF!

After a lot, each team scrambled in the ring and out of the ring. Jericho hit a Codebreaker on Primo and sent him out of the ring. Then Carlito threw Y2J out, but, while all that happened, Edge tagged himself in without Carlito noticing.

Carlito hit Rhodes with a Backstabber and went for the pin, but the idiot referee paid no attention, so he went and asked the ref who tagged in. But, as he turned around, *BOOM* Edge hit a spear on his ass and got the pin making him and Y2J the new, UWWETT Champions.

''Legacy got robbed.''

Vince was trying so hard to make Raw the best show, but, after this move, that ain't gonna happen anytime soon because with E&C as the champs on SMACKS, this just enforces it more that SMACKS is indeed the A show.

And, since E&C also have great chemistry, they will help all the more in revitalizing the tag team division, so the tag team scene on SMACKS is gonna get so hot with these guys in the mix.

5. WWE Women's Championship match: Melina vs Michelle McCool

McCool brutalized Melina over the past few weeks, so this match was no different.

In the end, Michelle (not the released one) won with some help from her lackey Alicia Fox after she hit the Styles clash and, of course, I was glad.

McCool is a phenomenal athlete and deserved to win the title because other than Michelle, who else is their better on SMACKS wrestling heel than her?

What, were they gonna give the title to wrestlers, like Layla, Eve, or Maria?

I think NOT!

No matter her involvement with Taker, she is the most technical and athletic heel Diva on SMACKS, so it was only a matter of time before she took it from Melina.

Melina seriously needs to turn back heel. She really sucks as a face and her attitude as a face is so fake, and she still acts like a heel with all the viciousness and screaming.

So, a heel turn would fit her better because right now SMACKS only has two heels. I think Gail is ready to be the next one in line for the title shot, because, other than her, every Diva on SMACKS is a mediocre wrestler and is only there to fill spots and be in tag team action.

''That's how Michelle would have been used to.''

6. World Heavyweight Championship match: CM Punk vs Jeff Hardy

This match was kind of boring in my opinion, but also had a purpose because Punk has almost completed his heel role due to this match with all the freakin' heat he got.

When he kicked the Ref in the face and then said he didn't mean to, it was pure gold to me.

I remember when he did the same thing to Morrison of SMACKS. After he lost to JoMo, he wanted him to shake his hand, so this was where the face thing came in.

So, when JoMo went for the shake, Punk picked him up and hit the Go to Hell on his ass, and then had this stupid I didn't mean to look on his face.

''Loved that too.''

I don't care how much Jeff's name is screamed/chanted by the fans or how popular he is.

CM had to keep the belt at any cost no matter DQ, count out, or pinfall. He had to retain it, because, if the WWE wants to mold him into a strong and credible Heel Champion, he has to have a good and healthy title reign as champ.

So, they can't give him a fluke reign like last year, where they gave it to him for three months and think he will look like a strong and permanent main eventer.

I expect this feud to continue in the following months.

7. Miz vs Cena match

This match sucked and once again...SUPERMAN wins.

Miz got in a few nice shots, but he got crushed to a pulp by Cena. Just imagine, after all the hype of having Miz look like he beat him six times, after all that interfering, and costing Cena matches, The Man of Steel prevailed.

But, I knew in the end that Vinnie wasn't gonna let his CASH COW lose to some new and upcoming star like Miz in his first try so quickly. I also expect this feud to go on, and maybe Miz can get some cheap wins down the line.

8. Three Stages of Hell match for the WWE Championship Match: Randy Orton vs Triple H

You know what!

I am not gonna even go into this match, because I am getting sick and tired of seeing these two feud over and over again. The main thing is that Orton won and retained the title, because the World titles have been changing too fast over the past few months, and they have lost the prestige they once had.

So, Randy keeping the title was the right thing to do.

After the way this match ended with Trips getting back up, hitting Randy in the Skull with his trusty hammer and seeing him stand over him like, that means that this stale feud isn't gonna finish anytime soon.

The best way to end it is by putting both of them in a Hell in a Cell match with the title on the line. Both guys have experience in this match. It would be great to see them rip each other apart in it, but Randy should have the last laugh, beating Trips if they really want it to end.

So, Randy should beat him with the RKO, kicking him in the skull and pinning him cleanly in the middle of the ring. Randy needs new blood to feud with, so the best choice would be MVP.

So, hopefully this will happen after this tiresome feud is done and over with (unless SUPERMAN FLIES IN).

Overall, this year's Bash was much better than last year's. I can't complain about a lot. Vinnie has been hilarious with his mood swings these days; he should keep it up.

Feel free to agree or disagree with me, but please no haters.

That's it for me Bleaches!

What Does the Future Hold for the Colon Brothers?

Mr.Taylor — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 20:37:22 -0400

What's up, Bleachers? No time to waste, so let's Bleach it!

Ever since Carlito and Primo became a tag team, they have been on a roll in the WWE. Most of his career, Carlito was always a singles wrestler, but things were about to get more interesting and exciting when his little brother Primo joined in on the fun.

In September of last year, Carlito along with his brother Primo were both drafted to SmackDown. They quickly became a very successful tag team and in my opinion, became one of the most athletic and energetic tag teams I've ever seen.

They started feuding with the best tag team on SmackDown in the WWE Tag Team Champions: Zack Ryder and Curt Hawkins and on their first try for the gold they defeated Zack and Ryder to become the WWE Tag Team Championships and I loved it. The two second generation superstars, the sons of the Carlos Colon Sr. a legendary wrestler in Puerto Rico were finally getting the success that they deserved.

After that feud ended, they began feuding with another tag team that had gold...lots of gold. They were the World Tag Team Champions, 2 time slammy award winners and in their mind: "The Greatest Tag team of the 21st century." The new MNM: John Morisson and The Miz. they all had matches having to defend each of their tag titles on separate occasions, but it always ended up with each team retaining their tag belts respectively.

The feud culminated with a Lumberjack match at WrestleMania 25...a winner take all match you say and the Colons would not disappoint. For the first time ever they Unified both tag titles to become the first ever Unified WWE Tag Team Champions in the history of the company and since then they haven't lost them, but in my opinion...when it is all said and done, what will happen to Carlito's career?

No matter what this team will get broken up sooner or later and I expect Primo to get some more spotlight as a singles wrestler and even move on to winning the US title, but to me Carlito can do so much better than he is doing now.

Carlito has held almost every title in the WWE except for the Big One and I think he can do it with the right push. Carlito should shave his head not bald but like how someone like Randy shaves, but it won't look bad trust me, I have seen him in some photos about 2 years back and he looked pretty normal with a short cut.

He should get rid of this Caribbean, apple spitting in your face persona and try to change his style/gimmick, but he should keep the viciousness and aggression he brings when he is in the ring and he should get more time on the mic to improve his promos so people will connect with the fans more.

Carlito has won a lot of gold since his stint in the WWE. With his brother, has won the WWETT and WTTT titles forming the Unified WWETT championships, on his debut he won the U.S. title defeating ''SUPERMAN'' himself John Cena and he made history by becoming the only second Puerto Rican wrestler in the WWE to win the Intercontinental Championship after WWE HOF, a former WWE and IC champion: Pedro Morales, who I believe in Carlito just like Pedro could be a World Champion.

Priceless is on the Colon's trail and we all know they are the next tag team in line because, let's face it, there is no other tag team on RAW that is more deserving or more of a well oiled tag team machine than Priceless so it will happen sooner or later, but out of Primo and Carlito, I truly believe that Carlito can be elevated to be "The Champion" with the right push and change.

Feel free to post your comments no matter if you agree or disagree but please no haters.

That's it for me Bleaches!

TNA Needs to Look to the Future and Stop Living in the Past!

Mr.Taylor — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:31:20 -0400

What's up, Bleaches? No time to waste, so let's get to it!

I know TNA wants to compete with the WWE but, there is no chance in hell of that happening.

Why? Because they are still living in the past and still trying to milk out all the money they can get from these old, washed-up wrestlers.

They need to stop thinking about those old bastards and think about building new stars for the future.

There are still many veterans in TNA who still have what it takes to put on a show, but, they need to retire before they break something.

Nash, Jarrett, Booker, Steiner, and Sting all need to go before they break their bodies into little pieces, but before Sting leaves, he has a task to do: he needs to pass the damn torch to A.J. Styles.

A.J. has been in TNA for a long time and he has amazed and excited the fans every time he comes into the ring, no matter whether he is a heel or face.

Alan has won every title and has done it all in TNA hence why he is the first ever, TNA Grandslam winner and no matter what people say, he deserved that achievement.

TNA has been keeping him down, and I don't know why. Styles is now in his early 30s and still has a good 10 years in him; he can still do the same moves he used to five years ago.

Why do TNA think they have to keep using all these washed up wrestlers for? It's not like they don't have the young, hungry and gifted wrestlers waiting in the shadows for a push; they aren't just using them the right way.

Consequences Creed, Jay Lethal, Kaz, Samoa Joe, to name a few, need a chance to shine and show their real talent. TNA just needs to push them in the right way!

Why in the hell is that stupid, crazy fool Mick Foley the champion? I don't care how much he has done in the wrestling business, he is too freakin' old and he isn't God, either.

Why couldn't TNA let A.J. beat Sting when they had the chance, it was the perfect time for Sting to pass the torch to A.J. but noooo....they rather stick to this Main Event Mafia bull crap, which is getting pretty old I may add.

On another note, Samoa Joe needs to stop this whole Nation of Violence crap. Joe needs to get back to his old gimmick, because it was much better and he was pushed more with that character.

It is killing his career because the whole ''I'm gonna kill you with a knife and robotic movement gimmick is really pissing me off.''

If they don't stop that they will bury another up and coming star and will have to bring in another old and useless wrestler to fill his spot.

In the end, TNA need to get rid of all these old bastards and look towards the future with guys like the Phenomenal One, Jay Lethal, Kaz, Eric Young and many more young hungry lions ready to take over if they want to compete with the WWE down the line otherwise, they will turn out just like WCW (yeah, I said it)!

Oh, one more thing: The Evolution of ''Latino Heat'' is coming soon.

Feel free to agree or disagree with me, all comments are welcomed.

That's it for me, Bleaches!

Adrian Staehle: The Iceman Has Been Injured!

Mr.Taylor — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:27:44 -0400

What's up, Bleaches? This one is important, so let's get to it!

I know most of you may have heard this already but, I am posting this article for the ones who don't know.

About four hours ago, I was alerted by a message on my bulletin board from Adrian Staehle stating, that he was in a hospital and said that he was using a nurse's laptop to send this message to me.

Adrian said that he had been in an accident a few hours ago and I was like:OMG! He told me that he was pretty banged up but, he was in stable condition.

Adrian stated he had many injuries: A torn ACL on his right leg...had surgery...broke his left leg....broke his arm, ''I don't know which one.''

Adrian also said that he broke his right foot, ''I don't know which one either,'' he also said that he had a minor concussion and was having some disk problems in his back.

Now although he had all those injuries, he informed me that he was in stable condition and said that he will be back in the next two to three weeks or so and said not to worry he is doing fine.

I couldn't believe it myself when he told me but, to tell you the truth, I don't know if it was an accident or not.

I know that he will be back on his feet in no time and will join us again, he just wanted me to spread the news!

That's it for me Bleaches!

For God's Sakes Triple H, Pass The Damn Torch Already!

Mr.Taylor — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 20:49:50 -0400

What's up Bleaches? No time to waste so let's Bleach it!

Call him what you want: The Game, Cerebral Assassin, Hunter Hearst Helmsley or just plain Triple H. He is a 13 time World champion and the first guy with the most World Title reigns with one company, so I don't have to list all of his achievements. But to tell you the truth I have another name for him now: ''Power Hungry'' Triple H!

Ever since I have seen Randy Orton, I have said to myself, ''This guy will be The Man.'' But you see every time I think Orton is going up the ladder, Power Hungry Triple H pulls him three steps down.

Wrestlemania 25, most people thought after letting Randy go over Trips like that for all those months, beating up Triple H's father-in-law.....Demolishing his brother-in-law Shane McMahon and to think that wasn't enough, Randy RKOED the mother of his children, Stephanie McMahon then dd-ted her ass and sealed it with a kiss.

Wrestlemania came and everyone was hyping up the fight and thought it would have stolen the show with Randy destroying Trips and punting him in the skull and winning the title. But no. It was a complete disaster and Randy lost after all the freakin hype. At Backlash Randy finally kicked Trips in the skull and took the title and I loved it.

Now the Age of Orton is back on track and Randy has his henchmen, Dibiase Jr. and Rhodes to back him up, but if that egomaniac comes back and takes the title, I will vomit in my bedroom!

I know most of you all ready know this but every time Randy has been the champion, Triple H has beaten him on all three occasions and a forth would be going over the bleachin boat.

Please don't think I'm here to expose Trips, he still got it and the game is still working to perfection, but the WWE needs to realize that Randy is the best damn wrestler on Raw and they need to have Trips snap out of it and realise that Orton is his successor. I don't care how much he loves the spotlight, he needs to pass the baton to Randy and let him run with it!

Feel free to post your comments whether you agree or disagree.

That's it for me Bleaches!

We Have Been Driving Down This Road Too Long, WWE, The Animal is Dead and Gone!

Mr.Taylor — Sat, 30 May 2009 20:12:26 -0400

What's up Bleaches? I ain't got no time to waste; so let's get to it!

Well it looks like the WWE is still living in the past! This is how it goes every single time you have the same wrestlers fighting for the gold:

HHH then Batista then HHH then Batista. Then HHH and on, and on, and on and honestly I'm getting sick of it.

In 2005, The Animal was really unleashed and ripped into the WWE scene. He became the World Heavyweight Champion at Wrestlemania 21.

When he did this I was very excited by him, he wasn't the smartest and he wasn't the the most athletic but he could damn sure fight and he beat the living hell out of everyone including HHH.

Every time Trips tried to win back the title he got squashed by the Animal and I loved it.

Now everytime he comes to the ring my eyes roll up in the back of my head. Then I sarcastically say "Oh here comes the big bad animal looking to kill his prey but he can't anymore because now he's become the prey" and it kills me to say it but it's the truth.

The gimmick has run it's course and he isn't exciting anymore. He has never really tried to reinvent himself or tried to improve his wrestling skills. He has become very casual to me because he still comes out with the same lines:

"I'm going to hurt you", "Roar your getting me angry" and his favourite "I'm not here to help you, I'm here to hurt you."

Batista makes Orton look like the only way he can beat him is by having his henchmen Rhodes and DiBiase Jr. come to the rescue, or make it look like the only way he can keep the title is by getting disqualified when we all know he can do it on his own.

Extreme Rules is on the horizon and Batista will face "The Legend Killer" in a Steel Cage match. If the WWE makes Randy win by Climbing over the cage and dropping to the floor, well let's just say I will go crazy.

They have got to stop making him look so damn weak; they need to have him hit the RKO, then punt Batista in the skull and pin him very cleanly in the center of the ring.

The WWE needs to stop living in the past and face the facts, Batista's time has come and gone and the Age of Orton has just begun!

Oh yeah one more thing: Move aside, Power Hungry Triple H, your next!

That's it for me, Bleaches!

CM Punk Needs to Win at Extreme Rules!

Mr.Taylor — Mon, 25 May 2009 20:17:15 -0400

Sorry I took so long. You see, I don't have a computer, so I go to a Computer Cafe in my area to write all my articles. But anyway, lets get to it!

On June 7 the WWE will present Extreme Rules, and it's shaping up to be a great night. One match that caught my eye is the Strap Match between CM Punk and Umaga, and I have a few comments to make about this match.

Since Backlash, CM Punk has looked weak. He has lost to Kane, and recently the Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga. Now they are locking up again at Extreme Rules. I see Umaga dishing out all the pain in this match, but I expect CM Punk to win because the WWE can't have him losing at every Pay Per View event.

He's Mr. Money in The Bank for God's sake, and he needs to have a strong showing because, let's face it, this feud isn't going anywhere. And we all know Umaga isn't World Champion material. I don't know why they put him in a feud with Kane in the first place, because it didn't last long and Punk lost in the end.

I expected Kane and Punk to feud over the briefcase, but they just let Kane go over Punk with ease, even though he had the briefcase and nothing happened.

The WWE let punk go over some future Hall of Famers like the Rated R Superstar, Edge, and the angry man in the suit, Y2J Chris Jericho, but you let him lose to Umaga. That's not right.

The Undertaker and HBK are almost ready to retire, so they need someone to pass the torch to like Punk because I see the main event in him. They can't give him the title like they did last year—make him hold it for a measly three months and think he will look good.

In the end, Punk should win, but as you know Vince likes to surprise us these days so keep that in mind.

Feel free to post your comments and tell me what you think.

That's it for me Bleaches!

—Elisa Taylor

John Morrison Will Be the Next Main Event!

Mr.Taylor — Sat, 23 May 2009 20:38:18 -0400

Oh my god! Ever since the Guru of Greatness has come to the new A show smackdown, He has excited and amazed me every time he gets into the ring and he looks to be on the rise of superstardom.

Morrison is the total package for what a star should be, he's got the mic skills, in ring ability, charisma and the athleticism to make an impact in the WWE.

Judgement Day, if you guys didn't see this match you missed out on some great action and I personally think his match with The Gold Standard was one of the best matches on the card.

Many people say he is the new HBK, I have to agree because if the fans can compare him to one of the best in ring performers of all time that's a pretty good complement and i since Mr. SOS (Shaman of Sexy) has turned face he's gotten over with the crowd very quickly.

He entertains them so well with his wrestling/gymnastics moves and the ladies can't get enough him because every time he comes out and shows his abs, the chicks go mad.

He really reminds me of a young HBK, he's got the cockiness and the charisma Shawn has and I think he should keep the cocky side of himself but still remain a face and be cool at the same time.

If he stays on the right path, he will be the main event, because I just see him there and a one-on-one match between him and HBK would be phenomenal.

It would be a very exciting match for all the fans to see, but if the WWE keeps this guy down, just like I said about CM Punk, they will bury another upcoming superstar.

That's it for me, Bleaches.

- Elisa Taylor

Sweet Cream On an Ice Cream Sandwich What is Vickie Doing?

Mr.Taylor — Fri, 22 May 2009 19:48:07 -0400

Sorry I just had to say it for the Rock, but anyway this article is basically about the woman known as Vickie Guerrero and the role she's bin playing in the WWE.

First of, everyone knows Vickie Guerrero as the widow of the late Eddie Guerrero as and the days of being Chavo Guerrero's manager plus being the manager of smackdown and now she is the General Manger of Raw and that just makes me sick.

Firstly why was she the manager of smackdown in the first place it just made the show stale and everyone was pretty annoyed with her and it was one of the reasons why i stopped watching smackdown in those days.The only reason to me why she was the manager of smackdown was to enhance Edge's career and to make everyone on smackdown miserable, especially The Undertaker.Everyone knew Edge could've done it on his own because it's not like he wasn't a great wrestler he was one of the best and i don't think he needed that pig and it just made him look like he had no balls always letting her do the work for him.

Now Vickie has been appointed new General Manger of raw and don't get me wrong she has made some great matches but she is just to annoying, why?She has one of the most annoying voices with her nauseating catchphrase '' EXCUUUUUSSSSSSE MEEEE'' something that makes me want to stitch her mouth up myself with a needle and thread, she just sounds disgusting to me making me nauseous every time she comes out to whine.One guy who is slowly draining her manager energy is Chavo and i can't wait to see what will happen to these two. Chavo went from being one of the best high flyer's to being her little watch dog licking her ass and doing everything she says like a little toy soldier and pushing her around in a chair when she needs him to for no reason because we all know she isn't sick.

To end my article I say it would be pretty easy for the WWE to replace her. They could've used JBL because he would have bin taken more seriously and would have bin more of a dominating manager than she is and another guy that would have done a good job is Mr. Whooooooooooooo!One reason for this pick is because the fans would love it and he is easy ratings for the wwe and would have added more charisma to the job. One thing im glad for is that they took the Miss Wrestlemania title from that he/she Santino but to put it on Vickie that just buries the women's division much more, sorry WWE but she just isn't cutting it.

- Elisa Taylor

CM PUNK GOT SCREWED AT JUDGEMENT

Mr.Taylor — Tue, 19 May 2009 16:41:39 -0400

Is CM Punk on a losing at PPV's streak because since Judgment Day the WWE has made Punk look week and I would like to tell you why they should have let him win.

1. For god sake's he's Mr. MITB and they made him look like he is invisible this was the best time for the wwe to make the fans really get behind punk and they didn't.

2. The guy was in his hometown and you let him lose! Come on, WWE you can do much better than that! Let's face it, Umanga will not win a world title for his life so it makes no sense making him look so good.

3. At Backlash he lost to Kane and we all know that feud really didn't go anywhere. I expected the WWE to make a long feud where Kane would fight in steel cages and in no disqualification matches where in the end the feud would have ended with the MNTB briefcase was on the line and Punk would have a strong showing and come out on top so after this match he would look strong to cash in on the champion on SmackDown.

4. Finally Punk would have looked great in front of the crowd so when he came out at the end he would cash in on Edge so they would have a long feud together, but nope that didn't happen.

If the WWE continue with this they will make another superstar who looked good at the star but went right down in the end because of no push taker, hardy are ready to go very soon and they need guys to step up like cm punk to take their place.

THIS IS JUST THE FIRST!

Elisa Taylor.