The Sexiest Uniforms in Sports
Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines uniform as a dress of a distinctive design or fashion worn by members of a particular group and serving as a means of identification.
It is easy to determine which sport you are watching simply by the uniforms the players are wearing. It could be basketball, softball, volleyball, soccer or any other female sport, and all you need to see to figure out which sport she is playing is the gear she proudly displays for all to see.
Have you ever noticed how sexy these uniforms can be? Did it occur to you that you are watching indoor volleyball in the middle of the afternoon on ESPNU because of the tights and long legs?
Here is a list of the 10 sexiest uniforms in sports. Enjoy.
Honorable Mention: Cheerleaders
Until I am fully convinced that cheerleading is a sport, I will hold off on including them in the rankings. They do things with their bodies that I could not even attempt on a trampoline but to consider it a sport, I need more proof.
Since I am in the holiday spirit, however, I will feature them as a honorary member of the hottest uniforms club. You are welcome.
10. Celebrity Sporting Events
Any time a celebrity is invited to participate in a sporting event like softball or flag football, they are doing it because it is free publicity.
9. Field Hockey
Field Hockey is not your typical "hot girl" sport. In fact, there are not enough good-looking chicks in field hockey to develop its own slideshow.
But the uniforms are the reason we are here today and theirs, well, are sexy. The short skirt combined with the running around make for a great time at the ball park.
Thank you, Maria Verchenova and Anna Rawson, for wearing something sexy out there on the links.
They were not the first women to do so, but they are the hottest. And that is only a taste of what women are wearing on the golf course these days. Sophie Horn, Natalie Gulbis and Beatriz Recari are also included in the list of sexy golf wear.
Golf is not what it used to be and for that, we thank these women.
If you had to guess what netball was, one would think it was a combination of volleyball and basketball, right?
After watching a demonstration video, it appears that netball is a mutant form of basketball. They can not dribble and there is no backboard on the goal, it is just a net.
They sure do look good playing it, though.
It is hard to hate a sport that requires women to wear bikini bottoms or a bathing suit of some kind.
The picture of Alana Blanchard that I used to show off what a true surfer looks like should justify their spot at No. 6.
If not, what about this one?
Compared to today's standards, what was once considered short are now called pants. The word short had a different meaning in tennis before these women appeared. It is more about the looks than the actual game play anymore.
Are we complaining? Nope.
4. Beach Volleyball
I already know what you are screaming at me and I have heard it all before. Why is beach volleyball not at the No. 1 spot? Who is in charge of these lists?
I consider beach volleyball to be one of the sexiest sports ever. Their uniforms are bikinis. Amazing. The women can get a tan and then head over to the court for their game without having to change.
If you keep reading, you might understand why they are not the sexiest sports uniforms.
3. Track and Field
At any sporting event, you can always spot a good-looking female athlete. Sometimes it can be harder than others, like when you go to a female hockey game or anything involving weightlifting. But for the most part, you can always find at least one.
When it comes to track and field, you will always find multiple women that classify as hotties. There are so many different events, most of which have the women in bikini bottoms.
2. Indoor Volleyball
Indoor volleyball is sexier than most all other sports for one reason: lack of skin showing. The other sports show too much skin and it leaves nothing for us to fantasize about.
But not indoor volleyball. Those tight little shorts leave the rest of us staring in awe, wishing we were able to stare all day. Now you can.
1. Lingerie Football League
Any time the words lingerie and football are in a sentence, I am paying attention.
To make women wear lingerie and ask them to kick each other's butts is almost too good to be true. But it is. Thank you, LFL, for making men all across the world drool.