Kate Upton and the Hottest Lingerie Model WAGs
A lingerie model is a person who is hired to promote and advertise lingerie products. They are literally hired to be sexy. It is a rarity to find an ugly lingerie model, so it is easy to understand why so many male athletes tend to chase after them.
Mark Sanchez, a perfect choice for the next Valtrex commercial, is apparently dating Kate Upton, a sexy lingerie model. However, he seems to think it is a good idea to keep that information under wraps.
Why? Because...because...I honestly do not know why you would want to keep that a secret. If I was dating Kate Upton, I would open up a business with our names in the title.
Most other athletes are happy to be open about their relationships with lingerie models. Here are 25 of the hottest lingerie model WAGs. Enjoy.
25. Athena Barber: Clint Bowyer
Considering Athena Barber as a lingerie model is the same as calling Snooki Polizzi, cast member of the MTV show Jersey Shore, a talented actress.
However, she was hot enough and has done enough lingerie photo shoots to be included in this list. Do you think we should remove? I did not think so.
24. Saeko Darvish: Yu Darvish
If the last name looks familiar, it is because her soon-to-be ex-husband, Yu Darvish, was recently made available for the Texas Rangers to sign.
Nobody knows for sure why she is waiting to finalize the divorce but chances are, if her husband signs with Texas for around $51 million, she will get half of it. I guess that is a good reason.
23. Brooke Villone: Ron Villone
Brooke Villone was born that way. She was born beautiful. Her natural beauty is one of the reasons she has been so successful as a model and is currently starring in VH1s reality show Baseball Wives.
Her husband, Ron Villone, might not be as good looking or be the best baseball pitcher—he was cut by the Washington Nationals in 2011—but he does have bragging rights among the other players in the clubhouse.
22. Kelly Brook: Thom Evans
Thom Evans, former Rugby pro, is a lucky man. He has been dating Kelly Brook for almost a year now but is not ready to settle down just yet because his mom told him not to.
His mom? Really, Thom?
When asked about his mom, he said, "My mother says I have still got plenty of time to settle down and has advised me not to get married yet.”
21. Naomi Starr: David Krejci
When I first ran into David Krejci's girlfriend Naomi Starr, I knew I had found a hidden gem. She is a gorgeous woman with very little information available on her right now.
On a side note, David Krejci has a great name for Words with Friends. There you go, a Words with Friends reference in a sports hottie slideshow.
20. Raica Oliveira: Ronaldo
Having a one word name is probably the coolest thing ever, only superheroes have one word names. Raica Oliveira might remember this, she used to date the former biggest name in Brazilian soccer, Ronaldo.
If you could change your name to one word, would you use your first name? Or just change it to something pretty cool like Batman?
19. Claudine Keane: Robbie Keane
Ever since moving to LA to be with her husband, Robbie Keane, as he plays for his new team the LA Galaxy, she has gone from quiet housewife to smoking hot WAG.
Claudine Keane is going to surpass Victoria Beckham as the hottest British—although she is from Ireland—WAG in America. She was already hotter but now she has the fame to go with it.
18. Ingrid Vandebosch: Jeff Gordon
Jeff Gordon must have fallen into a pit of luck when he was a child because that is all he has ever had his entire life, luck.
Now that he is married to the always stunning Ingrid Vandebosch, it just goes to show that regardless of who you are, what you do or where you come from, as long as you are a filthy rich NASCAR driver, you will never have a problem with the ladies.
17. Veronica Varekova: Petr Nedved
Veronica Varekova has been featured in everything from GAP to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. She was also once a Victoria's Secret lingerie model, thank you very much for that one.
How Petr Nedved managed to land this hottie is beyond me, but he once was her husband. Petr, if you are reading this, can you give a brother some words of advice? Thanks.
16. Lauren Budd: John Carew
Hold the phone, Lauren Budd once dated a man with the last name of Carew? Any relation to the professional baseball player Rod Carew, you think?
I looked into it and all I could find was this.
I am guessing no one cares about the Carew thing anymore.
15. Jamie Lee Darley: Sacha Kljestan
Jamie Lee Darley hates when people eat apples.
According to her Twitter, she said, "Genuinely can't handle listening to someone eat an apple. Takes every ounce of willpower for me not to slap it out of there hand."
So note to self, do not eat apples around Jamie, unless you want her to slap you. On second thought, someone grab me a bushel, please.
14. Catrinel Menghia: Massimo Brambati
At 45 years of age, Massimo Brambati has found the fountain of youth. He has secured a spot in the older guys that marry younger woman's club Hall of Fame.
His wife, Catrinel Menghia, is only 26 years old and has an even more impressive career resume than he does. At least, according to my sources, she was and still is the hottest thing from Romania since they invented the fountain pen.
13. Marisa Miller: Dale Earnhardt Jr
How does Marisa Miller stay sexy? You better be sitting down for this answer.
She eats NAKED. Too bad she is married, otherwise every man in the world would be knocking down her door to invite her to dinner.
12. Sara Jean Underwood: Marco Andretti
11. Selita Ebanks: James Blake
Do you have any idea how incredibly lucky Selita Ebanks is?
An agent found her waiting in line for a ride at Six Flags. She could have been in line at Popeyes and someone would have noticed this beauty. So, thanks to the guy that thought he was hitting on her but ended up hiring her to model instead. Thanks, man.
10. Abbey Crouch: Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch hate alert!
If you want to know what a douche snozzle is, look no further, because it is Peter Crouch. He once cheated on Abbey, while they were engaged, but somehow convinced her not to let him go.
If you saw this man, you would understand. He should not be cheating on someone as hot as Abbey, trust me Peter, you will never be able to get anyone within the same city of hotness as Abbey. Fact!
9. Brooklyn Decker: Andy Roddick
Brooklyn Decker loves winners. She loves to be with a man that wins, always.
The bad news for her is that Andy Roddick is lacking in that category recently. She might be asking herself, "Is this what I signed up for?"
8. Gisele Bundchen: Tom Brady
No one likes a man that has it all. Tom Brady is that man. He has won multiple Super Bowls, owns several NFL passing records, is a lock for the NFL Hall of Fame and is married to the hottest women of the past 20 years, Gisele.
She is so beautiful, I was thinking about moving to Brazil and taking a Tim Tebow-like run at her sister.
7. Izabel Goulart: Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
I love doing posts that feature the beautiful Izabel Goulart.
Why? Well, besides her impressively good looks, her boy toy has the greatest name this side of the Mississippi River.
The name? Try and say it with me folks, Diniyar Bilyaletdinov.
6. Camila Morais: Marco Borriello
If you have never heard of Marco Borriello, after this slideshow you will definitely know who he is thanks to his impressive dating resume which includes Camila Morais.
If I had a dime for every time I dated a hot Brazilian lingerie model, I would owe $43.34. Please do not ask how I came to 0.34 cents. Even I do not know how.
5. Melissa Satta: Kevin-Prince Boateng
Melissa Satta is an American born Italian beauty. She grew up in Italy but was born in Boston, a deadly combination of attitude and beauty.
She is also a former Karate champion and soccer star. So the lingerie model knows how to walk a catwalk and kick you in the shin, too.
4. Irina Shayk: Cristiano Ronaldo
Irina Shayk is hot. She is so hot, in fact, she has somehow figured out a way to keep Cristiano Ronaldo at bay. He has not gone astray and the couple has been together for almost two years.
If she ends up leaving him—because we both know he is not going anywhere—she will go down in the WAG Hall of Fame. Come to think of it, I think she might already be in it.
3. Adriana Lima: Marko Jaric
I think we have exhausted all the Marko Jaric jokes for a lifetime. When the dust settles, he is still married to the beautiful Adriana Lima, and that is not changing. The happy couple already have a child together.
For everyone's sake, I hope that child takes the mothers looks. Sorry, Marko, I had no choice.
2. Kate Upton: Mark Sanchez
I know, I know. If this slideshow is all about Kate Upton, then why would she not be the hottest?
Well, if you hate suspense or love to be shocked, continue forward. The next woman had to be ridiculous if she had any chance of beating the Sanchize's girl.
1. Analu Campos: Marco Borriello
Analu Campos, remember the name.
If you need help, just remember that she is the hottest woman you will see in 2011. That should help.