10 Resolutions for the Dallas Cowboys' New Year

robert aSenior Analyst IJanuary 1, 2009

10 Resolutions for the Dallas Cowboys' New Year

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Wade Phillips: “I will pretend like I know…even when I don’t.”

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Jason Garrett: “I will expand my play book.”

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Bradie James: “I will not talk about the playoffs…until we make the playoffs.”

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Terrell Owens: “I will hire a question screener for my interviews.”

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Adam “Pacman” Jones: “I will stay at home.”

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Terrence Newman: “I will meet with TO’s hyperbaric chamber salesman.”

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Tony Romo: “I will find out what exactly a 'big game' is and learn how to win it.”

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Ed Werder: “I will land my dream job…”

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Ed Werder's mole: "I will try not to leak harmful news to the press."

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Jerry Jones: ...

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