As the ancient adage goes:
Wedgies are like friends: they know your inner self; they're intimately close; and, it feels great when you pick out a good one.
No one has noted the analogy more than athletes and spectators.
Sliding, tackling, diving, and cheering make conditions rife for wedgies, both of the sexy ilk and the nauseating one.
Click on to see the hungriest butt cracks in the sports world.
"Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand.That I might touch that cheek!" - Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2
"Oh that I were an inseam upon that spandex. That I might touch that cheek!" - Bleacher Report Wedgie Article, Slide 25
You know how guys say when an ugly woman burps, it's gross, yet when a hot woman burps, it's cute?
Same goes for wedgie picking.
Have I proven my point yet?
Guess the rule applies to men too.
Just listen to those women swoon.
Nadal is apparently an exception to the cute guy wedgie rule.
(Did this video make anyone else gag?)
The boy is the son of George McPhee, current GM of the Washington Capitals.
The last time I gave a wedgie to my boss's kid, it didn't go over so well.
One minute and eighteen seconds of unadulterated wedgie bliss.
Well now we all know what footballers wear Down Under.
In case of emergency, pull cord.
I love the delivery on this one.
"Hop hop hopping down the bunny trail."
Wedgie and The Beast
Note how at 0:16 in the video time code, Kristin so generously aims her glorious wedgie at the camera.
Goal -> Glee -> Grassburn
No, Jessica. No! Why are you running away? Stay and share.
Never before was vigilante justice so justly utilized.
I guess for a Brazilian that doesn't even count as a wedgie.
Poor Mike; it'll be weeks before he's regular again.
Oh sweet combination of water, light, and wedgied buttocks!
I'm pretty sure spandex got up as far as the descending colon on that one.
Wedgies are a sport all of their own. Who knew?
Sorry to have subjected you to this.
Hurry and skip on to the next slide.
Does this make up for the last slide? Not quite, you say.
Now we're even.
Up up and awaaaaaaaargh!
Now the video title claims this young lady isn't wearing 'neath the skirt; however I took it upon myself to study this video over and over and over... and over.
Conclusion: She is indeed wearing panties.
My theory is on that last straddle split, the panties sought refuge in her intergluteal cleft.
Yeah for us!