25 Biggest Wedgies in Sports

As the ancient adage goes: 

Wedgies are like friends: they know your inner self; they're intimately close; and, it feels great when you pick out a good one.

No one has noted the analogy more than athletes and spectators.

Sliding, tackling, diving, and cheering make conditions rife for wedgies, both of the sexy ilk and the nauseating one.

Click on to see the hungriest butt cracks in the sports world. 

25. Barbara Stanford's Cheekiness

"Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand.That I might touch that cheek!" - Romeo and Juliet, Act 2, Scene 2

"Oh that I were an inseam upon that spandex. That I might touch that cheek!" - Bleacher Report Wedgie Article, Slide 25

24. Stella Pilatou Gracefully Picks Her Wedgie

You know how guys say when an ugly woman burps, it's gross, yet when a hot woman burps, it's cute?

Same goes for wedgie picking. 

23. Manuela Levorato's Post Race Wedgie Pick

Have I proven my point yet?

22. Beckham Picks a Wedgie

Guess the rule applies to men too.

Just listen to those women swoon.

21. Rafael Nadal Picks Wedgie in Slo Mo

Nadal is apparently an exception to the cute guy wedgie rule.

(Did this video make anyone else gag?)

20. Alex Ovechkin Gives Youngster a Wedgie

The boy is the son of George McPhee, current GM of the Washington Capitals.

The last time I gave a wedgie to my boss's kid, it didn't go over so well. 

19. Lucila Bergé Wedgie Compliation

One minute and eighteen seconds of unadulterated wedgie bliss. 

18. Chris Tarrant Gives Brendan Fevola a Super Wedgie

Well now we all know what footballers wear Down Under.

17. Rodney Rhoden Gives John Reedy a Thong Yanking

In case of emergency, pull cord.

16. J-Rod Gives Wedgie to Charlie Cash

I love the delivery on this one.

"Hop hop hopping down the bunny trail."

15. Shad Gaspard Delivers a Spinning Wedgie

Wedgie and The Beast

14. Kristin Gierisch Showcases Sexy Wedgie

Note how at 0:16 in the video time code, Kristin so generously aims her glorious wedgie at the camera.

13. Gary McSwegan Celebration Slide Induced Wedgie

Goal -> Glee -> Grassburn

12. Jessica Augusto Hurdles with a Wedgie

No, Jessica. No! Why are you running away? Stay and share.

11. Jets Fans Wedge Up Dolphins Fan

Never before was vigilante justice so justly utilized.

10. Lucimara Silva Rocks a High Jump Wedgie

I guess for a Brazilian that doesn't even count as a wedgie. 

9. DX Gives Michael Cole a Horrific Wedgie

Poor Mike; it'll be weeks before he's regular again.

8. Bronwen Knox Glistening Buttocks Revealed

Oh sweet combination of water, light, and wedgied buttocks!

7. Paul Gallen Gives Wendell Sailor an Atomic Wedgie

I'm pretty sure spandex got up as far as the descending colon on that one.



6. Crane Wedgies

Wedgies are a sport all of their own. Who knew?

5. Fan Sports Nasty Wedgie

Sorry to have subjected you to this.

Hurry and skip on to the next slide.

4. Anja Valant Wedgie Double Pick

Does this make up for the last slide? Not quite, you say. 

3. Alenka Bikar's Wedgie Strut

Now we're even.

2. Elevated Rope Tow Wedgie

Up up and awaaaaaaaargh!

1. USC Cheerleader Gives the Gift of Wedgie

Now the video title claims this young lady isn't wearing 'neath the skirt; however I took it upon myself to study this video over and over and over... and over.

Conclusion: She is indeed wearing panties. 

My theory is on that last straddle split, the panties sought refuge in her intergluteal cleft.

Yeah for us!