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NBA Fantasy Draft: Sleepers, Keepers and Untouchables

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NBA Fantasy Draft: Sleepers, Keepers and Untouchables
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Real Men of Genius. Today we salute you, Mr. Fantasy Basketball Manager Guy (Mr. Fantasy Basketball Manager Guy!). Every year, you assemble your closest friends to prepare for another season in the flop-down, box-out world of make believe b-ball (It's called a Crab-step!). You were born with the one skill every manager needs to play fantasy basketball... absolutely no skill playing REAL basketball (Not so good at dribbling!). Imaginary passes, imaginary rebounds. Next up, an imaginary score, with an imaginary woman (Good imagination!).

So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Larry Bird of the bleachers. 'Cause you may always come in dead last, but you'll always be 'first' with us.

The start of the NBA season brings new beginnings for NBA Fantasy managers all over the world. For those of us in the Any1SeenMyDime? fantasy basketball league hosted by ESPN, we couldn't be more excited. 

So to celebrate the start of the season, I've decided to do what they've done on ESPN: analyze my picks and my opponents' picks, and give insights to how the draft shook-out. In other words, I'm going to give you expert analysis by a non-expert: me. 

To my opponents, I say: You may or may not agree with how I analyze you...I really don't care. Just know that you are going to lose, and at the end of this season, you will be a part of the mediocre rubble on which I will stand.

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