Resolutions are a fantastic idea in theory. You set some goals for yourself that you can accomplish in the upcoming year and you sound very self-aware and concerned with personal improvement when you tell others of your goals.
But let's keep it real: People often give up their resolutions fairly quickly, and frankly, goals simply change over the course of the year.
Which is why it would be really awesome to know what resolutions our favorite athletes make for the upcoming year. But since I can't ask them myself, I've taken the liberty to imagine what they might say and write them for your enjoyment here.
Let's get resolving.