Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends. We're so glad you could attend.
Tonight, yours truly and WWE will be providing live coverage of Tables, Ladders and Chairs live from Baltimore, Maryland.
Your card for tonight is:
Triple Threat TLC Match For The WWE Title
CM Punk (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. The Miz
Chairs Match For The WWE World Title
Mark Henry (c) vs. Big Show
Ladder Match, with a sledgehammer hanging above the ring
Kevin Nash vs. Triple H
United States Title Match
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs. Zack Ryder
Intercontinental Title Match
Cody Rhodes (c) vs. Booker T
Randy Orton vs. Wade Barrett
While the buyrate isn't expected to be strong, the card actually looks pretty solid. I will be your charismatic host for the evening, so be sure to refresh your browser to get the latest updates from your favorite interest columnist.
Now, on with the show...