Recently Playboy model Megan Dills was injured during an NCAA basketball game when an unexpected victory prompted fans to storm the court. Dills was caught in the stampede and walked a way with a limp, thanks to a sprained ankle. Poor thing even had to cancel a photo shoot.
Thankfully, it seems Dills will make a full recovery and we won't have to face losing even one of the world's most precious resource: the Playboy Playmate sports enthusiast.
That got me thinking about other Playmate sports fans. Are there any others? How many of them are actually out there? And why don't we have some kind of global tracking system monitoring their well being?
Well Rome wasn't built in a day, but I've decided to get ahead of the wide-spread panic by putting together a preliminary of the 50 hottest Playmate sports fans ever.
This is what my research turned up.
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers.
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Heather thinks that, in America, people make a big deal about nudity or whatever, which is stupid because "we all got the same equipment…for the most part!"
Is She Being Serious: Considering she took it all off for Playboy and starred in some lame reality shown 2006, I'm definitely buying podunk reasoning.
Real Person Fact(s): My fellow Steelers fan loves Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Favorite movie quote: "I don't believe in isms."
Well she as close...A person should not believe in an ism, he should believe in himself. Love that movie.
Sports Allegiance(s): Auburn Tigers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Kaitlyn claims to have had sex on the 50-yard line of Jordan-Hare Stadium. She also says that if she had the entire campus to herself, she wouldn't have anything to do because she does what she wants, when she wants, and she's already done it all! Everything?
Is She Being Serious: Absolutely not. Girl is lying through her corn flakes and, frankly, I'm a little bothered by it. Kaitlyn is trying too hard to sound like a freaky party girl, and it just comes across as weird.
Real Person Fact(s): She's majoring in public relations because she likes planning parties.
Now that vapid response, I totally believe.
Sports Allegiance(s): MMA
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Latasha is a former Playboy Playmate turned MMA fighter and kick boxer who is currently competing for Tuff-N-Uff Amateur Fighting Championships.
Is She Being Serious: Yup. Serious about beating your ass.
Real Person Fact(s): Latasha had a brief and unsuccessful career in the WWE that was cut short due to injuries.
Most of us would probably fail at something stupid enough that the The Miz can succeed at. What the hell is this world coming to?
Sports Allegiance(s): Los Angeles Lakers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Jeanie's Playboy pictorial was in 1995, but for some reason she was dressed exactly like Melanie Griffith in Working Girl (before her power suit was replaced with basketballs).
Is She Being Serious: She's seriously one of the most powerful women in sports.
Real Person Fact(s): Jeanie shares a bed with eccentric weirdo coach Phil Jackson, who is about 20 years older than her.
I guess love does conquer all?
Sports Allegiance(s): LSU Tigers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Taryn's idea of a good time is a day spent jet skiing and soaking up the sun, then heading to Vegas to unwind by dancing till dawn. And then probably throwing up in the Bellagio parking lot before stumbling out to Las Vegas Boulevard to hail a cab.
Is She Being Serious: Seriously energetic. I'd have to be on meth to make it through that kind of day.
Real Person Fact(s): Taryn is a laid back broad who doesn't mind spending an evening at a crawfish boil; scarfing down crawfish and chugging down beers.
Anyone else really not get the south? That sounds so foreign to me, it might as well be written in Arabic.
Sports Allegiance(s): Hockey
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Russian Playboy partnered with the Kontinental Hockey League (KHL) to find the sexiest, swimsuit-sporting hockey loving goddesses in the country.
Are They Being Serious: The Facebook page with all the contestants is about as serious as the Battle of Stalingrad (which was serious).
Real Life Russia Fact(s): Apparently it's still the late 1980's in Russia, style-wise.
Oh, and packs of wild dogs who have learned to navigate the subway system roam roam the streets of Moscow. "Prime Minister" Vladimir Putin is running quite an operation over there.
Sports Allegiance(s): Penn State Nittany Lions
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Well, she posed for Playboy and she likes football. That's kinda sexy, right?
Is She Being Serious: Miranda is attending PSU in hopes of earning a business degree; which she apparently needs to open the tanning salon or night club she's always dreamed of owning.
Real Person Fact(s): Miranda says that PSU is a top 10 party school, which suits her cause she likes to get down. But at the same time, she also wants to "pass school!"
Godspeed little one...Godspeed.
Sports Allegiance(s): Florida State Seminoles
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Jenn's name is synonymous with sex, sports and grainy, unsolicited photos of Brett Favre's business.
Is She Being Serious: She's seriously hot and, more importantly, she was a seriously good sport about the whole Favre debacle.
Real Person Fact(s): Jenn uses Twitter to bitch about strangers that make her angry.
Twitter is the best, right? Complaining about strangers has never had a wider audience.
Sports Allegiance(s): Ohio State Buckeyes
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Annabella didn't give me much to work with here…unless you think going to law school (someday) is sexy. Don't worry, I know you don't.
Is She Being Serious: Seriously boring and seriously noncommittal about her future goals.
Real Person Fact(s): Annabella has "a lot of plans" and they "change frequently."
I suspect eventually the "law school" plan will change to "soft-core porn" plan. Just a hunch.
Sports Allegiance(s): Boxing & Hockey (Kings & Blackhawks)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Bridget loves hockey so much that she puts on bunny ears and a skimpy gold outfit to chat about it. And then she posts it on YouTube, of course.
Is She Being Serious: If you mean seriously desperate for attention, then yes.
Real Person Fact(s): Bridget loves Manny Pacquiao because she thinks he's a scrappy underdog, like her!
It never ceases to amaze me how warped the reality is for big breasted blondes who sell their bodies for a living.
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Taya was selected the Entertainer of the Year (2007-08) by Exotic Dancer Magazine.
Is She Being Serious: Not sure how seriously Exotic Dancer Magazine is, but girl can move! Taya has been dancing for years and has appeared in various shows like the burlesque review "Striptease the Show" at the Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas.
Real Person Fact(s): Taya was selected the Penthouse Pet of the Year for 2009, but had to work super-duper hard to overcome the fact that she doesn't do Triple X porno films for a living. Penthouse has wicked high standards, obv.
Overcoming obstacles to achieve your goals is a good lesson for everyone!
Sports Allegiance(s): Rugby
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Yolandi actually prefers Rugby players more than the actual sport. She likes big sporty guys that make her feel teenie and protected.
Is She Being Serious: She is, but she also loves old-school romance and shopping at vintage stores…so good luck finding a Rugby player that suits your needs girlfriend.
Real Person Fact(s): Yolandi watches Keeping up with the Kardashians.
The fact that watching Keeping up with the Kardashians is the norm is forcing me to contemplate suicide.
Sports Allegiance(s): Georgia Bulldogs
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Amy has various sexy hobbies, including playing an arousing game of Twister with fellow Playmates and Patriots superstar (superstud) tight end Rob Gronkowski.
Is She Being Serious: It's about as serious as a game of Twister can get.
Real Person Fact(s): It's not all champagne, caviar and Gronkowskis for this gal. Amy helps pay the bills by signing autographs at Combat Sports EXPOS.
I bet she gets drunk as hell first, just to get through the day.
Sports Allegiance(s): Boxing
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Stephanie has a girl-crush on actress Megan Fox because the actress is sexy, yet "masculine." She likes hot broads who act like bros, because she's a hot broad who acts like a bro.
Is She Being Serious: I think she used the terms "crush" and "masculine" very loosely, but the overall statement isn't entirely suspect.
Real Person Fact(s): Stephanie sounds like a dream right? Well nobody's perfect; you must love West Side Story to hang with her.
Not that you wouldn't be perfectly willing to fake it.
Sports Allegiance(s): UCF Knights
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Shanna is a "guy's girl" (naturally) who used her feminine wiles to score access to the UCF locker room for her Playboy shoot. She wanted to set an example about being sexy at 'any size' apparently.
Is She Being Serious: She probably had the best intentions, despite the fact that her fundamental premise made absolutely no sense.
Real Person Fact(s): Shanna is just like us! She gets arrested for trying to bring a .45 caliber revolver loaded with six hollow-point bullets through an Orlando airport security checkpoint.
And by "us," I meant the ghost of Charlton Heston.
From my cold dead hands!
Sports Allegiance(s): Extreme Sports
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): I couldn't find much about Layla because she dropped off the face of the earth in 2005.
Is She Being Serious: I'm being serious; girl is only 36! Not exactly perished goods...
Real Person Fact(s): Patriots quarterback Tom Brady dated Layla way back at the beginning of his career when she was at the peak of hers; appearing in FHM, Maxim, and on the cover of GQ.
And then he ditched her for a newer model. Happens to the best of us.
Sports Allegiance(s): LSU Tigers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Whitney likes a guy who knows how to push her buttons and get under her skin; enough to make her laugh, but not so much that it would make her cry.
Is She Being Serious: I guess so. She wants you to make her laugh and she doesn't want you to make her cry...right?
Real Person Fact(s): Whitney likes to party in the Bayou!
Isn't that what everyone likes to do in Louisiana?
Sports Allegiance(s): Oregon Ducks
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Layc says she might look like a model, but she's really an athlete who likes to get sweaty and is super competitive.
Is She Being Serious: That fact wasn't really sexy, but I tried to spice it up a little because I care about you. The nerd stuff is definitely legit though.
Real Person Fact(s): Layc spends her weekends doing the same thing lots of us do: tailgating, drinking and watching some effing football.
Click here for a video interpretation of my interpretation of your thoughts on this wholesomely sultry coed.
Sports Allegiance(s): Dallas Cowboys, Miami Heat, Los Angeles Clippers & Miami Dolphins
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Nichole likes hot guys, hot lingerie and more than anything, she digs badass sports cars that can haul major ass.
Is She Being Serious: My girl goes into some pretty specific automotive details (69' Camaro, Z06 Corvette 6 shift), which makes me believe she knows her business. Although, I have no idea if those cars are even real.
Real Person Fact(s): Nichole hasn't lost sight of her education and holds a master's degree as a professional shopper. From the university of shopping malls?
Now that sounds suspect as hell.
Sports Allegiance(s): Philadelphia Eagles & Los Angeles Lakers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Kendra and Hank have spontaneous sex all over L.A. including on their staircase at home with their clothes still on and God only knows who watching their child.
Is She Being Serious: Can you be too dumb to lie? Probably...which means this is probably all true.
Real Person Fact(s): Kendra bought her baby a "grill pacifier," which makes him look like he's wearing a real grill.
Money can't buy class, but it can buy a grill pacifier for your infant!
Sports Allegiance(s): UCF Knights & Cleveland Indians (assuming she and Grady Sizemore are still together)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Brittany thinks two straight girls kissing each other is sexy because it's beautiful and graceful and two straight men kissing each other isn't sexy because it's not manly enough.
Is She Being Serious: That answer wasn't very well thought out, but I'm sure she was quite serious.
Real Person Fact(s): Brittany thinks the worst way to die would be drowning or being burnt to death.
Can't argue that...but I think the worst way to die would be getting eaten alive by ants (messed up, right?).
Sports Allegiance(s): Florida Gators (#Tebow)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Lauren parlayed her Playboy notoriety into a success career as a newswoman. The "news" being FOXXYSports.com: Fair, Balanced…and Hot!
Is She Being Serious: Yep, that's a real thing. I didn't believe it at first, but it is.
Real Person Fact(s): Lauren is terrified of helicopters and snakes.
That must be really tough to deal with when she's traveling the globe with Jaime Edmondson for Playboy. (Sarcasm. Lots of sarcasm)
Sports Allegiance(s): Motocross
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Leeann grew up being prudish about nudity, but she learned from the naked greats that came before her and she is now the oft-nude beauty you see today.
Is She Being Serious: Maybe. It's a weird thing to make up…but some people make up weird things.
Real Person Fact(s): Leeann appeared on an episode of Jerry Springer. Those are all the details available, but I'm fascinated.
There's nothing more real than Jerry Springer.
Sports Allegiance(s): Mississippi State Bulldogs
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Taylor is a cheerleader at Mississippi State and her biggest dream in life is to one day live at the Playboy Mansion.
Is She Being Serious: If she is, she's really wasting her time at college. Jeez, I hope she's just saying that to Playboy to be nice.
Real Person Fact(s): Taylor was nearly kicked off the squad for baring it all for the skin mag.
That's like when regular folks nearly get fired for showing up to work drunk, without any pants on.
Sports Allegiance(s): Philadelphia Phillies
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Karin is an outdoorsy gal who likes to get down into the mud.
Is She Being Serious: Seriously literal; she's got a horse and spends lots of time in actual mud.
Real Person Fact(s): Karin is a bartender who gets her jollies by making fun of drunk men acting like A-holes, trying to impress the ladies.
That's what most women like to do at bars.
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers & Maryland Terrapins
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Jennifer's ultimate fantasy is: "My ultimate fantasy is the deserted island. I am a tropical fanatic! Something about palm trees, sun, sand, waves, & endless drinks gets me in the mood. Add in the delicious guy in board shorts & don’t be surprised if you don’t hear from me for awhile."
Is She Being Serious: Booze, beach and boys. She definitely is being serious.
Real Person Fact(s): Jennifer's favorite Steeler is Troy Palomalu.
Swoon. Troysus is a God.
Sports Allegiance(s): Los Angeles Lakers (she used to be a Mavs fan, since she's from Dallas, but she's not anymore)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Ashley kayaks nude off Malibu, but that's only when she's not surfing nude or laying out on the beach nude.
Is She Being Serious: No. She's being a tease and a liar.
Wow, me either and me too!
Sports Allegiance(s): Madden (video game, not the actual John Madden…ew)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): For all you video game nerds, Grace's likes are: Rock Band, Pac-Man, Halo 3, Super Smash Bros., Madden NFL and Mario Kart Wii.
Is She Being Serious: Nobody would lie about that.
Real Person Fact(s): Grace looks up to her mommy and wants to jam with Led Zeppelin.
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers & Florida State Seminoles
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Amanda loves to try new things; anything that is "exciting" or "different."
Is She Being Serious: Yeah, that's pretty vague.
Real Person Fact(s): If the world was going to end tomorrow, Amanda would "just hang out."
I feel that. We all talk a big game, but if that was really happening, most of us would end up just hanging out.
Sports Allegiance(s): Oregon State and Sports (in General)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Sara Jean does yoga in the nude.
Is She Being Serious: Yup. She's quite serious.
Real Person Fact(s): Like every Playmate in California, Sara Jean had a long-term relationship with the very heterosexual Ryan Seacrest, who is in no way overcompensating for anything by dating and endless string of high profile blondes.
Okay, real people don't do anything like that…but I wanted to share.
Sports Allegiance(s): Football (she gives online fantasy advice)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Pilar's all-time favorite date was when a guy took her to a junkyard. He gave her a big box and told her to take whatever she wanted and he got turned on watching her get all dirty.
Is She Being Serious: I think she's confusing "dirty" (naughty) with "dirty" (covered in garbage, unspeakable filth and cuts and bruises). Or she's just ridiculously easy to please and enjoy rummaging through trash.
Real Person Fact(s): Pilar wants to be a "successful entertainer" and "make people feel emotions."
Actually, that was a real dumb fact.
Sports Allegiance(s): LSU Tigers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Tyran is a "crazy Cajun" from Louisiana who likes rockers with an edge; to cook for and clean for, and generally satisfy.
Is She Being Serious: Could be. Southern girls do keep a pretty tidy house.
Real Person Fact(s): Tyran doesn't like liars, cheaters or negative people.
Thanks for clearing that up girl.
Sports Allegiance(s): Chicago Cubs & Blackhawks
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Crystal doesn't just like the company of men. She likes to kick back at a slumber party with her girlfriends to gossip, play hide-and-seek, have pillow fights and "all the good stuff."
Is She Being Serious: I feel like it would be mean to tell you she's full of garbage, so I won't. But she is.
Real Person Fact(s): Playmates: They're Just Like Us! They get arrested for DUI.
Well…like some of us.
Sports Allegiance(s): New York Yankees
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Monica describes herself as an exotic exhibitionist who enjoys running around the house nude. Oh, and if she could take three items to a deserted island with her, they would be: a mirror, papaya and her iPod.
Is She Being Serious: Anyone stupid enough to even suggest taking a mirror, a single piece of fruit and a battery operated device to a deserted island is probably stupid enough to be serious.
Real Person Fact(s): Monica's prized possessions are: her iPod and her family.
Ha. No doubt listed in order of importance.
Sports Allegiance(s): Nashville Predators & College Football
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Nikki's underwear reflects her mood. Sometimes it's sexy and sultry (g-string), sometimes it's comfortable and relaxed (boy shorts) and sometimes she forgets to do laundry (nothing at all).
Is She Being Serious: Sounds about right actually.
Real Person Fact(s): Nikki started her career as a bartender and Bud Girl in Nashville, Tennessee.
Fact: Not all successful careers start as a Bud Girl, but all careers that start as a Bud Girl are successful.
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): A.J. is a soccer mom who likes to ride the bull in her bikini and thinks pouring cold milk on herself is a "classy" photo shoot.
Is She Being Serious: If she is, the family holiday photo is probably pretty interesting.
Real Person Fact(s): When A.J. isn't modeling, she's kickin'it as a stay at home mom with her two kids.
She probably doesn't have a lot of mommy friends.
Sports Allegiance(s): MMA
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Iryna's greatest achievement is appearing in Playboy and not going to college because she can "go to many schools (but) there's only one Playboy."
Is She Being Serious: I wish she weren't.
Real Person Fact(s): Iryna is obsessed with guacamole and Starbucks.
At least she's pretty.
Sports Allegiance(s): Los Angeles Lakers
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Heather vacations in Cabo San Lucas and tapes it for your amusement. She bounces, she tells boring stories and she talks about boobies.
Is She Being Serious: Nothing about her behavior is serious.
Real Person Fact(s): Heather's words to live by are: Never, never, never, never give up.
I couldn't have said it better myself…in third grade.
Sports Allegiance(s): Jayde is Canadian and loves hockey
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Apparently Jayde has taken her act from the magazine to the movies and has worked on several "exotic" flicks.
Is She Being Serious: Well, I'm being serious. If she loves hockey, then I love her!
Real Person Fact(s): She's absolutely addicted/obsessed/committed to diet and fitness and it seems to occupy every moment of her life these days.
Sounds like a lot of fun…or a body image nightmare.
Sports Allegiance(s): Philadelphia Phillies (or just one Phillie, Hunter Pence)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Shannon's "porn name" (first pet/street lived on) would be Jade Sheffield. She likes v-shaped torsos, six-pack abs and Howard Stern.
Is She Being Serious: None of that is worth lying about.
Real Person Fact(s): Her favorite shows from the 1990's are: Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains it All, Hey Dude
Omg I love the 90's so freaking much. Those were are my favorite shows too.
Sports Allegiance(s): Florida State Seminoles
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Tiffany says her ideal date would be attending an NFL playoff game withs eats on the 50-yard line, five rows back. A lap full of nachos and cotton candy and big ass beer.
Is She Being Serious: That would be my ideal date, so I'm inclined to believe her.
Real Person Fact(s): Tiffany conducts interviews over massive plates of chicken wings.
Nothing says "I'm a pro" like slurping on chicken bones during an interview.
Sports Allegiance(s): Jacksonville Jaguars & Extreme Sports
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): "It has to be almond butter and that depends on my mood, too. Sometimes I like it crunchy, sometimes I like it smooth."
Is She Being Serious: Yes. And she's talking about almond butter.
Real Person Fact(s): Her favorite movie is Jenny McCarthy's Dirty Love.
If you don't have anything nice to say…
Sports Allegiance(s): Pittsburgh Steelers, Buffalo Sabres
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): All Kylie wants to do is cuddle and romance you and convince you not to go to work the next morning.
Is She Being Serious: Saucy, yet sincere. I believe it.
Real Person Fact(s): Kylie loves hard-core metal, snowboarding and football.
We could be best friends…except for the hard-core metal thing.
Sports Allegiance(s): Girl is a sports fanatic; she loves them all.
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Lisa has listed her turn-ons as: Red wine, candles and the golden light at sunset with a man who smells amazing.
Is She Being Serious: Who cares, I'm bored.
Real Person Fact(s): Lisa began her career as an interior decorator for Chili's restaurants.
I can' believe that's a job.
Sports Allegiance(s): MMA
Is She Being Serious: I'm sure she's telling the truth about one of those things, but I'm not going to say which.
Real Person Fact(s): Unlike other Playmates who stay in shape by jumping on trampolines and whose diets consist mostly of champagne and cigarettes, Arianny kicks it at the gym five days a week and eats a wicked healthy diet.
Gorgeous and sensible.
Sports Allegiance(s): New York Knicks & Yankees
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): "I can't get enough of vibrators. The last time I went to Puerto Rico I accidentally left mine in the hotel bed. I must have fallen asleep with it. When we got back home I rummaged through my luggage like crazy but couldn't find it.
So I said, "I just need to go to the store really quickly," and I rushed to the sex shop in my flip-flops and nightie. I thought I'd be in and out really fast, but I couldn't find one I liked and got sidetracked. I started looking at sex toys for guys…"
Is She Being Serious: Do you think that anyone runs out to the porn store in lingerie to replace sex toys? Only in your pornographic dreams.
Real Person Fact(s): Apparently she has asthma.
Now imagine that whole porn store scenario with an inhaler.
Sports Allegiance(s): Boston: Celtics, Red Sox & Patriots. The Celts are her first love though.
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Mei-Ling says if she could be any animal, it would be a sex kitten because Playboy helped her let her sex kitten side out of the closet.
Is She Being Serious: So isn't she already a sex kitten? Either way, she's being sincere because she said she'd want to be a sex kitten or a monkey.
Real Person Fact(s): Mei-Ling once duct-taped her boobs together to give her cleavage a boost. She was only 16 at the time and it wasn't fun taking it off.
Kids never consider anything that isn't five minutes away.
This girl is straight up awesome and might be one of the coolest broads to ever take it off for the mag.
Sports Allegiance(s): New York Yankees and a passion for boxing
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Jess is bisexual and has had serious relationships with men and women. The two celebrities she wants to get in the sack (maybe at the same time) are David Beckham and Mila Kunis.
Is She Being Serious: You probably think that I think she's lying, but I actually think this might be legit. Girl explains the difference between "bi-curious" and "bisexual" and insists that a "few shots of Patron" doesn't make someone bisexual.
Real Person Fact(s): Jess responds to boxers who hit on her while she's on the job by asking them what their mothers or girlfriends would say about their behavior.
Sports Allegiance(s): Dallas Mavericks (well she was)
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Hope is completed addicted to…buying lingerie. She even buys necklaces to go with the lingerie and wears the necklaces and lingerie when she goes out to dinner with her girlfriends. She doesn't wear it to bed though, she prefers just a thong.
Is She Being Serious: I'm a little skeptical, but there's at least some chance she's being serious. Nevermind, I don't want to ruin it…let's just say she is being totally serious.
Real Person Fact(s): On every first date, Hope wonders if her date has seen her naked.
Hint: The answer is yes.
Sexy Playboy Fact(s): Jumping on a trampoline in her bikini and slip 'n' slide contests are her "normal" cardio.
Is She Being Serious: Not sure if that's her only cardio, but judging by the photos, it seems she does actually partake in those activities with regularity.
Real Person Fact(s): Jaime says her type is: a big boy, with long hair, a helmet and chest hair. Girl calls herself a 'chubby chaser' because she loves fat dudes and prefers a hairy chest and a belly to a 8-pack abs.
I like a big man too, but hat was almost too real.