There is nothing like a propaganda-packed song hailing a mustache-touting billionaire to ring in the holidays.
Shahid Khan taking over the Jaguars has left Jags fans feeling cheery. While the fake mustaches they busted out on Monday Night were impressive, Ms. Goleski's kindergarten class' "Shahid Khan is Coming to Town" is the most spectacular demonstration of the excitement surrounding Khan to date.
Is it wrong to deck kids out from head to toe in Jaguars gear and force them to sing songs about a mustached man they likely know nothing about?
Of course not. This is schooling at its finest. Plus, the kids seem to be loving it. Check out the kid at about 1:12. You'd be hard pressed to find a more elated child in the world and why wouldn't he be?
In all seriousness, this was a pretty impressive song by the young fanatics. Kudos to Ms. Goleski for taking the time out of her day to get this group organized and on point.
It undoubtedly took a lot of effort and these kids have their entire lives to learn how to read and write. This is a group of kids that has their priorities straight. Shahid Khan 1st, Santa 2nd, school 3rd.
These kids have officially created the Shahid Khan anthem and though they're being forced to suffer through the frustration Jaguars fans have been exposed to since the team came into the league, it's good to see that they are excited about the future of their team.
Khan may not be coming down their chimneys on Christmas, but he stands as the best gift of the holiday season for Jags fans.
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