The year 2008 is coming to a close, and it’s time for the Ugly Hall of Fame. This list includes athletes, coaches, and commentators that have the potential to scare any of us.
After the long hard process of testing and selecting, we have finally brought the selection down to a small list. More like the FBI’s most wanted.
At times, we tested the pictures by showing them to young children, and then selected each picture according to the loudest yell by the unlucky participates. We took careful notes , and analyzed all the information while shuddering with extreme fear.
Some of the pictures caused violent reactions, and even convulsions. We even showed some elderly people the pictures, but this caused one person to grab their chest and drop dead after seeing a picture of Marshawn Lynch.
We realized that this project might be more than we could handle. But we pressed on despite the disgust, terror and repugnance. This job isn’t cool, but someone has to do it. Fighting off fits of extreme nervousness, panic, depression, revulsion, etc., we finally finished this awful task.
I wouldn’t recommend looking at any of these picture if you have a history of heart problems. Please don’t buy any Fat Head replicas of these individuals either. It could cause serious problems if you woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and saw these hideous creatures lurking in the shadows.
These pictures are no joke, so please use extreme caution when viewing this slide show, and make sure all your lights are on as well.
Get ready for the most horrific journey you will ever take. Each step you take just might be your last, so be careful, don't be scared & don't stop until you get to the end!
!!!! SCARED YET !!!!
By: Charles J Asbury II
Professional Boxer & Part Time Haunted House Host.
Kansas Football Coach. "It’s Mr. Bubble."
Billie Jean Scream - Ex-Tennis Pro & Man Magnet...Not!
Dallas Cowboy, Tackle: Possibly brother of the guy in the “Texas Chain Saw Massacre.”
Everybody knows this guy. Washed up Pro Boxer & part-time ear eater.
Running back for the Buffalo Bills & every child’s worst nightmare. Check out those teeth. This guy brushes his teeth with a butter knife.
Pro soccer player with the biggest overbite ever. Give this guy a sugar cube, quick.
Boris "The Horse" Said: I heard he got pulled over for not having dental insurance.
Even though he is a pretty cool guy, Joe Pa is one weird looking cat.
Not sure what scares me more: his coaching or his picture. Does anybody remember the Old Starkist Tuna commercials? “Charlie the Tuna.”
Just another New York Yankee—that’s scary enough.
Sports Commentator: John is alright, but this picture could make onions cry.