Parodies: Don't Wanna Be Here on This Bench

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Parodies: Don't Wanna Be Here on This Bench

Yes I know I was meant to resume next year, but I couldn't wait to release this one because it is a current problem that Robbie Keane isn't getting the chances to play for Liverpool that he deserves.

The theme here is that Keane is probably secretly sick of staying on the subs bench for almost every game just for Rafa's "Tactical reasons."

This took me five minutes to write so it might not be very good.

Tune: "Monkeywrench" by The Foo Fighters.

What have you done with innocence.
It disappeared with me. It never made much sense.
Just a perm'nent resident
Wasting another match by sitting on that bench.

One game in 10? (x3)

Don't wanna be here on this bench.
I'm one more transfer accident.
Rather play for Spurs than this.
Don't wanna be here on this bench.

All this time to put me on.
What'll you do if I leave 'n' everything goes wrong.
On the pitch, I can be strong.
Under the pressure, I'm persistent all along.

One game in 10? (x3)

Don't wanna be here on this bench.
I'm one more transfer accident.
Rather play for Spurs than this.
Don't wanna be here on this bench.

Temper (x3)

One last chance before I quit.
You never wanted any more
Good strikers put into your squad.
I still remember every single
Promise made, but all the shit
That somehow came along with it.
There's nothing more that comforts me
Except going to score one, two or three...

Don't wanna be here on this bench.
I'm one more transfer accident.
Rather play for Spurs than this.
Don't wanna be here on this bench.

Don't wanna be here on this bench. (Am I in, or out?)
Don't wanna be here on this bench. (Am I in, or out?)
Don't wanna be here on this bench. (Am I in, or out?)
Don't wanna be here on this bench.

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